_Con._ Arrange a school, one of the actors dressing as a country
schoolmaster; let the scholars all have books in their hands, conning
their lessons in loud whispers.
_Ju._ The same school can be retained. One of the actors, dressed as a
German Jew pedler, can come to the school to sell pens, pencils, paper,
chalk, &c. He can talk in a broken Jewish manner. The _Jew_ should be
prominent in this scene.
_Gate._ This syllable, instead of the common representation of a gate,
made with a small clothes-frame, &c., can be represented by having the
whole company of actors dress in odd garments, and walk about the room
in couples, each with a different gait, hobbling, striding, pompous, &c.
_Conjugate._ Let the same schoolmaster assemble his unruly school,
and give out verbs to be conjugated; the scholars, to make the scene
ridiculous, should mix up languages and conjugations in a medley.