[Footnote 17: Hugh Boulter (1672-1742) was appointed Archbishop of

Armagh, August 31st, 1724. He had been a fellow of Magdalen College,

Oxford, and had served the King as chaplain in Hanover, in 1719. In this

latter year he was promoted to the Bishopric of Bristol, and the Deanery

of Christ Church, Oxford. His appointment as Primate of Ireland, was in

accordance with Walpole's plan for governing Ireland from England.

Walpole had no love for Carteret, and no faith in his power or

willingness to aid him in his policy. Indeed, Carteret was sent to

Ireland to be got out of the way. He was governor nominally; the real

governor being Walpole in the person of the new Primate. What were

Boulter's instructions may be gathered from the manner in which he

carried out his purpose. Of a strong character and of untiring energy,

Boulter set about his work in a fashion which showed that Walpole had

chosen well. Nothing of any importance that transpired in Ireland, no

fact of any interest about the individuals in office, no movement of any

suspected or suspicious person escaped his vigilance. His letters

testify to an unabating zeal for the English government of Irish affairs

by Englishmen in the English interest. His perseverance knew no

obstacles; he continued against all difficulties in his dogged and yet

able manner to establish some order out of the chaos of Ireland's

condition. But his government was the outcome of a profound conviction

that only in the interest of England should Ireland be governed. If

Ireland could be made prosperous and contented, so much more good would

accrue to England. But that prosperity and that contentment had nothing

whatever to do with safeguarding Irish institutions, or recognizing the

rights of the Irish people. If he gave way to popular opinion at all, it

was because it was either expedient or beneficial to the English

interest. If he urged, as he did, the founding of Protestant Charter

schools, it was because this would strengthen the English power. To

preserve that he obtained the enactment of a statute which excluded

Roman Catholics from the legal profession and the offices of legal

administration; and another act of his making actually disfranchised

them altogether. Boulter was also a member of the Irish Privy Council,

and Lord Justice of Ireland. The latter office he held under the

vice-regencies of Carteret, Dorset and Devonshire. His secretary,

Ambrose Philips, had been connected with him, in earlier years, in

contributing to a periodical entitled, "The Free Thinker," which

appeared in 1718. Philips, in 1769, supervised the publication of

Boulter's "Letters," which were published at Oxford. [T.S.]]

Another slander spread by Wood and his emissaries is, that by opposing

him we discover an inclination to "shake off our dependence upon the

crown of England." Pray observe how important a person is this same

William Wood, and how the public weal of two kingdoms is involved in

his private interest. First, all those who refuse to take his coin are

Papists; for he tells us that "none but Papists are associated against

him;" Secondly, they "dispute the King's prerogative;" Thirdly, "they

are ripe for rebellion," and Fourthly, they are going to "shake off

their dependence upon the crown of England;" That is to say, "they are

going to choose another king;" For there can be no other meaning in this

expression, however some may pretend to strain it.

And this gives me an opportunity of explaining, to those who are

ignorant, another point, which hath often swelled in my breast. Those

who come over hither to us from England, and some weak people among

ourselves, whenever in discourse we make mention of liberty and

property, shake their heads, and tell us, that Ireland is a "depending

kingdom," as if they would seem, by this phrase, to intend that the

people of Ireland is in some state of slavery or dependence different

from those of England; Whereas a "depending kingdom" is a modern term of

art, unknown, as I have heard, to all ancient civilians, and writers

upon government; and Ireland is on the contrary called in some statutes

an "imperial crown," as held only from God; which is as high a style as

any kingdom is capable of receiving. Therefore by this expression, a

"depending kingdom," there is no more understood than that by a statute

made here in the 33d year of Henry 8th. "The King and his successors are

to be kings imperial of this realm as united and knit to the imperial

crown of England." I have looked over all the English and Irish statutes

without finding any law that makes Ireland depend upon England, any more

than England does upon Ireland. We have indeed obliged ourselves to have

the same king with them, and consequently they are obliged to have the

same king with us. For the law was made by our own Parliament, and our

ancestors then were not such fools (whatever they were in the preceding

reign) to bring themselves under I know not what dependence, which is

now talked of without any ground of law, reason or common sense.[18]

[Footnote 18: This was the passage selected by the government upon which

to found its prosecution. As Sir Walter Scott points out, it "contains

the pith and essence of the whole controversy." [T.S.]]

Let whoever think otherwise, I M.B. Drapier, desire to be excepted,[19]

for I declare, next under God, I _depend_ only on the King my sovereign,

and on the laws of my own country; and I am so far from _depending_ upon

the people of England, that if they should ever rebel against my

sovereign (which God forbid) I would be ready at the first command from

His Majesty to take arms against them, as some of _my_ countrymen did

against _theirs_ at Preston. And if such a rebellion should prove so

successful as to fix the Pretender on the throne of England, I would

venture to transgress that statute so far as to lose every drop of my

blood to hinder him from being King of Ireland.[20]

[Footnote 19: For a humorous story which accounts for Swift's use of the

words "desire to be excepted," see the Drapier's sixth letter. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 20: Great offence was taken at this paragraph. Swift refers to

it again in his sixth letter. Sir Henry Craik, in his "Life of Jonathan

Swift" (vol. ii., p. 74), has an acute note on this paragraph, and the

one already alluded to in the sixth letter. I take the liberty of

transcribing it: "The manoeuvre by which Swift managed to associate a

suspicion of Jacobitism with his opponents, is one peculiarly

characteristic; and so is the skill with which, in the next letter, he

meets the objections to this paragraph, by half offering an extent of

submission that might equally be embarrassing--a submission even to

Jacobitism, if Jacobitism were to become strong enough. He does not

commit himself, however: he fears a 'spiteful interpretation.' In short,

he places the English Cabinet on the horns of a dilemma. 'Am I to resist

Jacobitism? Then what becomes of your doctrine of Ireland's dependency?'

or, 'Am I to become a Jacobite, if England bids me? Then what becomes of

your Protestant succession? Must even that give way to your desire to

tyrannize?'" [T.S.]]

'Tis true indeed, that within the memory of man, the Parliaments of

England have sometimes assumed the power of binding this kingdom by laws

enacted there,[21] wherein they were at first openly opposed (as far as

truth, reason and justice are capable of opposing) by the famous Mr.

Molineux,[22] an English gentleman born here, as well as by several of

the greatest patriots, and best Whigs in England; but the love and

torrent of power prevailed. Indeed the arguments on both sides were

invincible. For in reason, all government without the consent of the

governed is the very definition of slavery: But in fact, eleven men well

armed will certainly subdue one single man in his shirt. But I have

done. For those who have used power to cramp liberty have gone so far as

to resent even the liberty of complaining, although a man upon the rack

was never known to be refused the liberty of roaring as loud as he

thought fit.

[Footnote 21: Particularly in the reign of William III., when this

doctrine of English supremacy was assumed, in order to discredit the

authority of the Irish Parliament summoned by James II. [S.]

See note on Poyning's Law, p. 77. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 22: See note on p. 167. [T.S.]]

And as we are apt to sink too much under unreasonable fears, so we are

too soon inclined to be raised by groundless hopes (according to the

nature of all consumptive bodies like ours) thus, it hath been given

about for several days past, that somebody in England empowered a second

somebody to write to a third somebody here to assure us, that we "should

no more be troubled with those halfpence." And this is reported to have

been done by the same person, who was said to have sworn some months

ago, that he would "ram them down our throats" (though I doubt they

would stick in our stomachs) but whichever of these reports is true or

false, it is no concern of ours. For in this point we have nothing to do

with English ministers, and I should be sorry it lay in their power to

redress this grievance or to enforce it: For the "Report of the

Committee" hath given me a surfeit. The remedy is wholly in your own

hands, and therefore I have digressed a little in order to refresh and

continue that spirit so seasonably raised amongst you, and to let you

see that by the laws of GOD, of NATURE, of NATIONS, and of your own

COUNTRY, you ARE and OUGHT to be as FREE a people as your brethren in

England.

If the pamphlets published at London by Wood and his journeymen in

defence of his cause, were reprinted here, and that our countrymen could

be persuaded to read them, they would convince you of his wicked design

more than all I shall ever be able to say. In short I make him a perfect

saint in comparison of what he appears to be from the writings of those

whom he hires to justify his project. But he is so far master of the

field (let others guess the reason) that no London printer dare publish

any paper written in favour of Ireland, and here nobody hath yet been so

bold as to publish anything in favour of him.

There was a few days ago a pamphlet sent me of near 50 pages written in

favour of Mr. Wood and his coinage, printed in London; it is not worth

answering, because probably it will never be published here: But it gave

me an occasion to reflect upon an unhappiness we lie under, that the

people of England are utterly ignorant of our case, which however is no

wonder, since it is a point they do not in the least concern themselves

about, farther than perhaps as a subject of discourse in a coffee-house

when they have nothing else to talk of. For I have reason to believe

that no minister ever gave himself the trouble of reading any papers

written in our defence, because I suppose their opinions are already

determined, and are formed wholly upon the reports of Wood and his

accomplices; else it would be impossible that any man could have the

impudence to write such a pamphlet as I have mentioned.

Our neighbours whose understandings are just upon a level with ours

(which perhaps are none of the brightest) have a strong contempt for

most nations, but especially for Ireland: They look upon us as a sort of

savage Irish, whom our ancestors conquered several hundred years ago,

and if I should describe the Britons to you as they were in Caesar's

time, when they painted their bodies, or clothed themselves with the

skins of beasts, I would act full as reasonably as they do: However they

are so far to be excused in relation to the present subject, that,

hearing only one side of the cause, and having neither opportunity nor

curiosity to examine the other, they believe a lie merely for their

ease, and conclude, because Mr. Wood pretends to have power, he hath

also reason on his side.

Therefore to let you see how this case is represented in England by Wood

and his adherents, I have thought it proper to extract out of that

pamphlet a few of those notorious falsehoods in point of fact and

reasoning contained therein; the knowledge whereof will confirm my

countrymen in their own right sentiments, when they will see by

comparing both, how much their enemies are in the wrong.

First, The writer, positively asserts, "That Wood's halfpence were

current among us for several months with the universal approbation of

all people, without one single gainsayer, and we all to a man thought

ourselves happy in having them."

Secondly, He affirms, "That we were drawn into a dislike of them only by

some cunning evil-designing men among us, who opposed this patent of

Wood to get another for themselves."

Thirdly, That "those who most declared at first against Wood's patent

were the very men who intended to get another for their own advantage."

Fourthly, That "our Parliament and Privy-council, the Lord Mayor and

aldermen of Dublin, the grand juries and merchants, and in short the

whole kingdom, nay the very dogs" (as he expresseth it) "were fond of

those halfpence, till they were inflamed by those few designing persons

aforesaid."

Fifthly, He says directly, That "all those who opposed the halfpence

were Papists and enemies to King George."

Thus far I am confident the most ignorant among you can safely swear

from your own knowledge that the author is a most notorious liar in

every article; the direct contrary being so manifest to the whole

kingdom, that if occasion required, we might get it confirmed under five

hundred thousand hands.

Sixthly, He would persuade us, that "if we sell five shillings worth of

our goods or manufactures for two shillings and fourpence worth of

copper, although the copper were melted down, and that we could get five

shillings in gold or silver for the said goods, yet to take the said two

shillings and fourpence in copper would be greatly for our advantage."

And Lastly, He makes us a very fair offer, as empowered by Wood, that

"if we will take off two hundred thousand pounds in his halfpence for

our goods, and likewise pay him three _per cent_. interest for thirty

years, for an hundred and twenty thousand pounds (at which he computes

the coinage above the intrinsic value of the copper) for the loan of his

coin, he, will after that time give us good money for what halfpence

will be then left."

Let me place this offer in as clear a light as I can to shew the

unsupportable villainy and impudence of that incorrigible wretch. First

(says he) "I will send two hundred thousand pounds of my coin into your

country, the copper I compute to be in real value eighty thousand

pounds, and I charge you with an hundred and twenty thousand pounds for

the coinage; so that you see I lend you an hundred and twenty thousand

pounds for thirty years, for which you shall pay me three _per cent_.

That is to say three thousand six hundred pounds _per ann_. which in

thirty years will amount to an hundred and eight thousand pounds. And

when these thirty years are expired, return me my copper and I will give

you good money for it."

This is the proposal made to us by Wood in that pamphlet written by one

of his commissioners; and the author is supposed to be the same infamous

Coleby one of his under-swearers at the committee of council, who was

tried for robbing the treasury here, where he was an under-clerk.[23]

[Footnote 23: See note on p. 61. [T.S.]]

By this proposal he will first receive two hundred thousand pounds, in

goods or sterling for as much copper as he values at eighty thousand

pounds, but in reality not worth thirty thousand pounds. Secondly, He

will receive for interest an hundred and eight thousand pounds. And when

our children came thirty years hence to return his halfpence upon his

executors (for before that time he will be probably gone to his own

place) those executors will very reasonably reject them as raps and

counterfeits, which probably they will be, and millions of them of his

own coinage.

Methinks I am fond of such a dealer as this who mends every day upon our

hands, like a Dutch reckoning, where if you dispute the unreasonableness

and exorbitance of the bill, the landlord shall bring it up every time

with new additions.

Although these and the like pamphlets published by Wood in London be

altogether unknown here, where nobody could read them without as much

indignation as contempt would allow, yet I thought it proper to give you

a specimen how the man employs his time, where he rides alone without

one creature to contradict him, while our FEW FRIENDS there wonder at

our silence, and the English in general, if they think of this matter at

all, impute our refusal to wilfulness or disaffection, just as Wood and

his hirelings are pleased to represent.

But although our arguments are not suffered to be printed in England,

yet the consequence will be of little moment. Let Wood endeavour to

persuade the people there that we ought to receive his coin, and let me

convince our people here that they ought to reject it under pain of our

utter undoing. And then let him do his best and his worst.

Before I conclude, I must beg leave in all humility to tell Mr. Wood,

that he is guilty of great indiscretion, by causing so honourable a name

as that of Mr. Walpole to be mentioned so often, and in such a manner,

upon his occasion: A short paper printed at Bristol and reprinted here

reports Mr. Wood to say, that he "wonders at the impudence and insolence

of the Irish in refusing his coin, and what he will do when Mr. Walpole

comes to town." Where, by the way, he is mistaken, for it is the true

English people of Ireland who refuse it, although we take it for granted

that the Irish will do so too whenever they are asked. He orders it to

be printed in another paper, that "Mr. Walpole will cram this brass down

our throats:" Sometimes it is given out that we must "either take these

halfpence or eat our brogues," And, in another newsletter but of

yesterday, we read that the same great man "hath sworn to make us

swallow his coin in fire-balls."

This brings to my mind the known story of a Scotchman, who receiving

sentence of death, with all the circumstances of hanging, beheading,

quartering, embowelling and the like, cried out, "What need all this

COOKERY?" And I think we have reason to ask the same question; for if we

believe Wood, here is a dinner getting ready for us, and you see the

bill of fare, and I am sorry the drink was forgot, which might easily be

supplied with melted lead and flaming pitch.

What vile words are these to put into the mouth of a great councillor,

in high trust with His Majesty, and looked upon as a prime-minister. If

Mr. Wood hath no better a manner of representing his patrons, when I

come to be a great man, he shall never be suffered to attend at my

levee. This is not the style of a great minister, it savours too much of

the kettle and the furnace, and came entirely out of Mr. Wood's forge.

As for the threat of making us eat our brogues, we need not be in pain;

for if his coin should pass, that unpolite covering for the feet, would

no longer be a national reproach; because then we should have neither

shoe nor brogue left in the kingdom. But here the falsehood of Mr. Wood

is fairly detected; for I am confident Mr. Walpole never heard of a

brogue in his whole life.[24]

[Footnote 24: A biting sneer at Walpole's ignorance of Irish affairs.

[T.S.]]

As to "swallowing these halfpence in fire-balls," it is a story equally

improbable. For to execute this operation the whole stock of Mr. Wood's

coin and metal must be melted down and moulded into hollow balls with

wild-fire, no bigger than a reasonable throat can be able to swallow.

Now the metal he hath prepared, and already coined will amount at least

fifty millions of halfpence to be swallowed by a million and a half of

people; so that allowing two halfpence to each ball, there will be about

seventeen balls of wild-fire a-piece to be swallowed by every person in

this kingdom, and to administer this dose, there cannot be conveniently

fewer than fifty thousand operators, allowing one operator to every

thirty, which, considering the squeamishness of some stomachs and the

peevishness of young children, is but reasonable. Now, under correction

of better judgments, I think the trouble and charge of such an

experiment would exceed the profit, and therefore I take this report to

be spurious, or at least only a new scheme of Mr. Wood himself, which to

make it pass the better in Ireland he would father upon a minister of

state.

But I will now demonstrate beyond all contradiction that Mr. Walpole is

against this project of Mr. Wood, and is an entire friend to Ireland,

only by this one invincible argument, that he has the universal opinion

of being a wise man, an able minister, and in all his proceedings

pursuing the true interest of the King his master: And that as his

integrity is above all corruption, so is his fortune above all

temptation. I reckon therefore we are perfectly safe from that corner,

and shall never be under the necessity of contending with so formidable

a power, but be left to possess our brogues and potatoes in peace as

remote from thunder as we are from Jupiter.

I am,

My dear countrymen,

Your loving fellow-subject,

fellow-sufferer and humble servant.

M.B.

Oct. 13. 1724.

SEASONABLE ADVICE TO THE GRAND JURY.

SEASONABLE ADVICE TO THE GRAND JURY,

CONCERNING THE BILL PREPARING AGAINST THE PRINTER OF THE DRAPIER'S

FOURTH LETTER.

Since a bill is preparing for the grand jury, to find against the

printer of the Drapier's last letter, there are several things maturely

to be considered by those gentlemen, before whom this bill is to come,

before they determine upon it.

FIRST, they are to consider, that the author of the said pamphlet, did

write three other discourses on the same subject; which instead of being

censured were universally approved by the whole nation, and were allowed

to have raised, and continued that spirit among us, which hitherto hath

kept out Wood's coin: For all men will allow, that if those pamphlets

had not been writ, his coin must have overrun the nation some months

ago.

SECONDLY, it is to be considered that this pamphlet, against which a

proclamation hath been issued, is writ by the same author; that nobody

ever doubted the innocence, and goodness of his design, that he appears

through the whole tenor of it, to be a loyal subject to His Majesty, and

devoted to the House of Hanover, and declares himself in a manner

peculiarly zealous against the Pretender; And if such a writer in four

several treatises on so nice a subject, where a royal patent is

concerned, and where it was necessary to speak of England and of

liberty, should in one or two places happen to let fall an inadvertent

expression, it would be hard to condemn him after all the good he hath

done; Especially when we consider, that he could have no possible

design in view, either of honour or profit, but purely the GOOD of his

country.

THIRDLY, it ought to be well considered, whether any one expression in

the said pamphlet, be really liable to just exception, much less to be

found "wicked, malicious, seditious, reflecting upon His Majesty and his

ministry," &c.

The two points in that pamphlet, which it is said the prosecutors intend

chiefly to fix on, are, First, where the author mentions the "penner of

the King's answer." First, it is well known, His Majesty is not master

of the English tongue, and therefore it is necessary that some other

person should be employed to pen what he hath to say, or write in that

language. Secondly, His Majesty's answer is not in the first person, but

the third. It is not said "WE are concerned," or, "OUR royal

predecessors," but "HIS MAJESTY is concerned;" and "HIS royal

predecessors." By which it is plain these are properly not the words of

His Majesty; but supposed to be taken from him, and transmitted hither

by one of his ministers. Thirdly it will be easily seen, that the author

of the pamphlet delivers his sentiments upon this particular, with the

utmost caution and respect, as any impartial reader will observe.

The second paragraph, which it is said will be taken notice of as a

motive to find the bill, is, what the author says of Ireland being a

depending kingdom. He explains all the dependency he knows of it, which

is a law made in Ireland, whereby it is enacted that "whoever is King of

England, shall be King of Ireland." Before this explanation be

condemned, and the bill found upon it, it would be proper, that some

lawyers should fully inform the jury what other law there is, either

statute or common for this dependency, and if there be no law, there is

no transgression.

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