If we could have deserved the liberty of coining for ourselves, as we

formerly did, and why we have not _is everybody's wonder as well as

mine_,[4] ten thousand pounds might have been coined here in Dublin of

only one-fifth below the intrinsic value, and this sum, with the stock

of halfpence we then had, would have been sufficient:[5] But Wood by his

emissaries, enemies to God and this kingdom, hath taken care to buy up

as many of our old halfpence as he could, and from thence the present

want of change arises; to remove which, by Mr. Wood's remedy, would be,

to cure a scratch on the finger by cutting off the arm. But supposing

there were not one farthing of change in the whole nation, I will

maintain, that five and twenty thousand pounds would be a sum fully

sufficient to answer all our occasions. I am no inconsiderable

shopkeeper in this town, I have discoursed with several of my own and

other trades, with many gentlemen both of city and country, and also

with great numbers of farmers, cottagers, and labourers, who all agree

that two shillings in change for every family would be more than

necessary in all dealings. Now by the largest computation (even before

that grievous discouragement of agriculture, which hath so much lessened

our numbers [6]) the souls in this kingdom are computed to be one

million and a half, which, allowing but six to a family, makes two

hundred and fifty thousand families, and consequently two shillings to

each family will amount only to five and twenty thousand pounds, whereas

this honest liberal hardwareman Wood would impose upon us above four

times that sum.

[Footnote 4: Time and again Ireland had petitioned the King of England

for the establishment of a mint in Dublin. Both Houses of Parliament

addressed King Charles I. in 1634, begging for a mint which should coin

money in Ireland of the same standard and values as those of England,

and allowing the profits to the government. Wentworth supported the

address; but it was refused (Carte's "Ormond," vol. i., pp. 79-80). When

Lord Cornwallis's petition for a renewal of his patent for minting coins

was presented in 1700, it was referred to a committee of the Lords

Justices. In their report the Lords Justices condemned the system in

vogue, and urged the establishment of a mint, in which the coining of

money should be in the hands of the government and in those of a

subject. No notice was taken of this advice. See Lecky's "Ireland," vol.

i., p. 448 (ed 1892) [T.S.]]

[Footnote 5: Boulter stated that £10,000 or £15,000 would have amply

fulfilled the demand ("Letters," vol. i., pp. 4, 11). [T.S.]]

[Footnote 6: It was not alone the direct discouragement of agriculture

which lessened the population. This result was also largely brought

about by the anti-Catholic legislation of Queen Anne's reign, which

"reduced the Roman Catholics to a state of depression," and caused

thousands of them to go elsewhere for the means of living. See

Crawford's "Ireland," vol. ii., pp. 264-267. [T.S.]]

Your paragraph relates further, that Sir Isaac Newton reported an assay

taken at the Tower of Wood's metal, by which it appears, that Wood had

in all respects performed his contract[7]. His contract! With whom? Was

it with the parliament or people of Ireland? Are not they to be the

purchasers? But they detest, abhor, and reject it, as corrupt,

fraudulent, mingled with dirt and trash. Upon which he grows angry, goes

to law, and will impose his goods upon us by force.

[Footnote 7: For the full text of Newton's report see Appendix, No. II.

[T.S.]]

But your Newsletter says that an assay was made of the coin. How

impudent and insupportable is this? Wood takes care to coin a dozen or

two halfpence of good metal, sends them to the Tower and they are

approved, and these must answer all that he hath already coined or shall

coin for the future. It is true indeed, that a gentleman often sends to

my shop for a pattern of stuff, I cut it fairly off, and if he likes it,

he comes or sends and compares the pattern with the whole piece, and

probably we come to a bargain. But if I were to buy an hundred sheep,

and the grazier should bring me one single wether fat and well fleeced

by way of pattern, and expect the same price round for the whole

hundred, without suffering me to see them before he was paid, or giving

me good security to restore my money for those that were lean or shorn

or scabby, I would be none of his customer. I have heard of a man who

had a mind to sell his house, and therefore carried a piece of brick in

his pocket, which he shewed as a pattern to encourage purchasers: And

this is directly the case in point with Mr. Wood's assay.[8]

[Footnote 8: Monck Mason remarks on this assay that "the assay-masters

do not report that Mr. Wood's coinage was superior to that of former

kings, but only to those specimens of such coinages as were exhibited by

Mr. Wood, which, it is admitted were much worn. Whether the money coined

in the preceding reign was good or bad is in fact nothing to the

purpose." "'What argument,'" quotes Monck Mason from the tract issued in

1724 entitled, "A Defence of the Conduct of the People of Ireland, in

their unanimous refusal of Mr. Wood's Copper Money," "'can be drawn from

the badness of our former coinages but this, that because we have

formerly been cheated by our coiners, we ought to suffer Mr. Wood to

cheat us over again? Whereas, one reason for our so vigorously opposing

Mr. Wood's coinage, is, because we have always been imposed upon in our

copper money, and we find he is treading exactly in the steps of his

predecessors, and thinks he has a right to cheat us because he can shew

a precedent for it.' In truth, there was a vast number of counterfeits

of those coins, which had been imported, chiefly from Scotland, as

appears from a proclamation prohibiting the Importation of them in 1697"

("History St. Patrick's Cathedral," p, 340, note d.) [T.S.]]

The next part of the paragraph contains Mr. Wood's voluntary proposals

for "preventing any future objections or apprehensions."

His first proposal is, that "whereas he hath already coined seventeen

thousand pounds, and has copper prepared to make it up forty thousand

pounds, he will be content to coin no more, unless the EXIGENCES OF

TRADE REQUIRE IT, though his patent empowers him to coin a far greater

quantity."

To which if I were to answer it should be thus: "Let Mr. Wood and his

crew of founders and tinkers coin on till there is not an old kettle

left in the kingdom: let them coin old leather, tobacco-pipe clay or the

dirt in the streets, and call their trumpery by what name they please

from a guinea to a farthing, we are not under any concern to know how he

and his tribe or accomplices think fit to employ themselves." But I hope

and trust, that we are all to a man fully determined to have nothing to

do with him or his ware.

The King has given him a patent to coin halfpence, but hath not obliged

us to take them, and I have already shewn in my "Letter to the

Shopkeepers, &c." that the law hath not left it in the power of the

prerogative to compel the subject to take any money, beside gold and

silver of the right sterling and standard.

Wood further proposes, (if I understand him right, for his expressions

are dubious) that "he will not coin above forty thousand pounds, unless

the exigences of trade require it." First, I observe that this sum of

forty thousand pounds is almost double to what I proved to be sufficient

for the whole kingdom, although we had not one of our old halfpence

left. Again I ask, who is to be judge when the exigences of trade

require it? Without doubt he means himself, for as to us of this poor

kingdom, who must be utterly ruined if his project should succeed, we

were never once consulted till the matter was over, and he will judge of

our exigences by his own; neither will these be ever at an end till he

and his accomplices will think they have enough: And it now appears that

he will not be content with all our gold and silver, but intends to buy

up our goods and manufactures with the same coin.

I shall not enter into examination of the prices for which he now

proposes to sell his halfpence, or what he calls his copper, by the

pound; I have said enough of it in my former letter, and it hath

likewise been considered by others. It is certain that by his own first

computation, we were to pay three shillings for what was intrinsically

worth but one,[9] although it had been of the true weight and standard

for which he pretended to have contracted; but there is so great a

difference both in weight and badness in several of his coins that some

of them have been nine in ten below the intrinsic value, and most of

them six or seven.[10]

[Footnote 9: The report of the Committee of the Privy Council which sat

on Wood's coinage, stated that copper ready for minting cost eighteen

pence per pound before it was brought into the Mint at the Tower of

London. See the Report prefixed to Letter III. and Appendix II., in

which it is also stated that Wood's copper was worth thirteen pence per

pound. [T.S.]]

[Footnote 10: Newton's assay report says that Wood's pieces were of

unequal weight. [T.S.]]

His last proposal being of a peculiar strain and nature, deserves to be

very particularly considered, both on account of the matter and the

style. It is as follows.

"Lastly, in consideration of the direful apprehensions which prevail in

Ireland, that Mr. Wood will by such coinage drain them of their gold and

silver, he proposes to take their manufactures in exchange, and that no

person be obliged to receive more than fivepence halfpenny at one

payment."

First, Observe this little impudent hardwareman turning into ridicule

"the direful apprehensions of a whole kingdom," priding himself as the

cause of them, and daring to prescribe what no King of England ever

attempted, how far a whole nation shall be obliged to take his brass

coin. And he has reason to insult; for sure there was never an example

in history, of a great kingdom kept in awe for above a year in daily

dread of utter destruction, not by a powerful invader at the head of

twenty thousand men, not by a plague or a famine, not by a tyrannical

prince (for we never had one more gracious) or a corrupt administration,

but by one single, diminutive, insignificant, mechanic.

But to go on. To remove our "direful apprehensions that he will drain us

of our gold and silver by his coinage:" This little arbitrary

mock-monarch most graciously offers to "take our manufactures in

exchange." Are our Irish understandings indeed so low in his opinion? Is

not this the very misery we complain of? That his cursed project will

put us under the necessity of selling our goods for what is equal to

nothing. How would such a proposal sound from France or Spain or any

other country we deal with, if they should offer to deal with us only

upon this condition, that we should take their money at ten times higher

than the intrinsic value? Does Mr. Wood think, for instance, that we

will sell him a stone of wool for a parcel of his counters not worth

sixpence, when we can send it to England and receive as many shillings

in gold and silver? Surely there was never heard such a compound of

impudence, villainy and folly.

His proposals conclude with perfect high treason. He promises, that no

person shall be _obliged_ to receive more than fivepence halfpenny of

his coin in one payment: By which it is plain, that he pretends to

_oblige_ every subject in this kingdom to take so much in every payment,

if it be offered; whereas his patent obliges no man, nor can the

prerogative by law claim such a power, as I have often observed; so

that here Mr. Wood takes upon him the entire legislature, and an

absolute dominion over the properties of the whole nation.

Good God! Who are this wretch's advisers? Who are his supporters,

abettors, encouragers, or sharers? Mr. Wood will _oblige_ me to take

fivepence halfpenny of his brass in every payment! And I will shoot Mr.

Wood and his deputies through the head, like highwaymen or

housebreakers, if they dare to force one farthing of their coin upon me

in the payment of an hundred pounds. It is no loss of honour to submit

to the lion, but who, with the figure of a man, can think with patience

of being devoured alive by a rat. He has laid a tax upon the people of

Ireland of seventeen shillings at least in the pound; a tax I say, not

only upon lands, but interest-money, goods, manufactures, the hire of

handicraftsmen, labourers, and servants. Shopkeepers look to yourselves.

Wood will _oblige_ and force you to take fivepence halfpenny of his

trash in every payment, and many of you receive twenty, thirty, forty

payments in a day, or else you can hardly find bread: And pray consider

how much that will amount to in a year: Twenty times fivepence halfpenny

is nine shillings and twopence, which is above an hundred and sixty

pounds a year, whereof you will be losers of at least one hundred and

forty pounds by taking your payments in his money. If any of you be

content to deal with Mr. Wood on such conditions they may. But for my

own particular, "let his money perish with him." If the famous Mr.

Hampden rather chose to go to prison, than pay a few shillings to King

Charles 1st. without authority of Parliament, I will rather choose to be

hanged than have all my substance taxed at seventeen shillings in the

pound, at the arbitrary will and pleasure of the venerable Mr. Wood.

The paragraph concludes thus. "N.B." (that is to say _nota bene_, or

_mark well_), "No evidence appeared from Ireland, or elsewhere, to prove

the mischiefs complained of, or any abuses whatsoever committed in the

execution of the said grant."

The impudence of this remark exceeds all that went before. First; the

House of Commons in Ireland, which represents the whole people of the

kingdom; and secondly the Privy-council, addressed His Majesty against

these halfpence. What could be done more to express the universal sense

and opinion of the nation? If his copper were diamonds, and the kingdom

were entirely against it, would not that be sufficient to reject it?

Must a committee of the House of Commons, and our whole Privy-council go

over to argue _pro_ and _con_ with Mr. Wood? To what end did the King

give his patent for coining of halfpence in Ireland? Was it not, because

it was represented to his sacred Majesty, that such a coinage would be

of advantage to the good of this kingdom, and of all his subjects here?

It is to the patentee's peril if his representation be false, and the

execution of his patent be fraudulent and corrupt. Is he so wicked and

foolish to think that his patent was given him to ruin a million and a

half of people, that he might be a gainer of three or four score

thousand pounds to himself? Before he was at the charge of passing a

patent, much more of raking up so much filthy dross, and stamping it

with His Majesty's "image and superscription," should he not first in

common sense, in common equity, and common manners, have consulted the

principal party concerned; that is to say, the people of the kingdom,

the House of Lords or Commons, or the Privy-council? If any foreigner

should ask us, "whose image and superscription" there is in Wood's coin,

we should be ashamed to tell him, it was Caesar's. In that great want of

copper halfpence, which he alleges we were, our city set up our Caesar's

statue[11] in excellent copper, at an expense that is equal in value to

thirty thousand pounds of his coin: And we will not receive his _image_

in worse metal.

[Footnote 11: An equestrian statue of George I. at Essex Bridge, Dublin,

[F.]]

I observe many of our people putting a melancholy case on this subject.

"It is true" say they, "we are all undone if Wood's halfpence must pass;

but what shall we do, if His Majesty puts out a proclamation commanding

us to take them?" This hath been often dinned in my ears. But I desire

my countrymen to be assured that there is nothing in it. The King never

issues out a proclamation but to enjoin what the law permits him. He

will not issue out a proclamation against law, or if such a thing

should happen by a mistake, we are no more obliged to obey it than to

run our heads into the fire. Besides, His Majesty will never command us

by a proclamation, what he does not offer to command us in the patent

itself. There he leaves it to our discretion, so that our destruction

must be entirely owing to ourselves. Therefore let no man be afraid of a

proclamation, which will never be granted; and if it should, yet upon

this occasion, will be of no force. The King's revenues here are near

four hundred thousand pounds a year, can you think his ministers will

advise him to take them in Wood's brass, which will reduce the value to

fifty thousand pounds. England gets a million sterl. by this nation,

which, if this project goes on, will be almost reduced to nothing: And

do you think those who live in England upon Irish estates will be

content to take an eighth or a tenth part, by being paid in Wood's

dross?

If Wood and his confederates were not convinced of our stupidity, they

never would have attempted so audacious an enterprise. He now sees a

spirit hath been raised against him, and he only watches till it begins

to flag, he goes about "watching" when to "devour us." He hopes we shall

be weary of contending with him, and at last out of ignorance, or fear,

or of being perfectly tired with opposition, we shall be forced to

yield. And therefore I confess it is my chief endeavour to keep up your

spirits and resentments. If I tell you there is a precipice under you,

and that if you go forwards you will certainly break your necks. If I

point to it before your eyes, must I be at the trouble of repeating it

every morning? Are our people's "hearts waxed gross"? Are "their ears

dull of hearing," and have "they closed their eyes"? I fear there are

some few vipers among us, who, for ten or twenty pounds gain, would sell

their souls and their country, though at last it would end in their own

ruin as well as ours. Be not like "the deaf adder, who refuses to hear

the voice of the charmer, charm he never so wisely."

Though my letter be directed to you, Mr. Harding, yet I intend it for

all my countrymen. I have no interest in this affair but what is common

to the public. I can live better than many others, I have some gold and

silver by me, and a shop well furnished, and shall be able to make a

shift when many of my betters are starving. But I am grieved to see the

coldness and indifference of many people, with whom I discourse. Some

are afraid of a proclamation, others shrug up their shoulders, and cry,

"What would you have us do?" Some give out, there is no danger at all.

Others are comforted that it will be a common calamity and they shall

fare no worse than their neighbours. Will a man, who hears midnight

robbers at his door, get out of bed, and raise his family for a common

defence, and shall a whole kingdom lie in a lethargy, while Mr. Wood

comes at the head of his confederates to rob them of all they have, to

ruin us and our posterity for ever? If an highwayman meets you on the

road, you give him your money to save your life, but, God be thanked,

Mr. Wood cannot touch a hair of your heads. You have all the laws of God

and man on your side. When he or his accomplices offer you his dross it

is but saying no, and you are safe. If a madman should come to my shop

with an handful of dirt raked out of the kennel, and offer it in payment

for ten yards of stuff, I would pity or laugh at him, or, if his

behaviour deserved it, kick him out of my doors. And if Mr. Wood comes

to demand any gold and silver, or commodities for which I have paid my

gold and silver, in exchange for his trash, can he deserve or expect

better treatment?

When the evil day is come (if it must come) let us mark and observe

those who presume to offer these halfpence in payment. Let their names,

and trades, and places of abode be made public, that every one may be

aware of them, as betrayers of their country, and confederates with Mr.

Wood. Let them be watched at markets and fairs, and let the first honest

discoverer give the word about, that Wood's halfpence have been offered,

and caution the poor innocent people not to receive them.

Perhaps I have been too tedious; but there would never be an end, if I

attempted to say all that this melancholy subject will bear. I will

conclude with humbly offering one proposal, which, if it were put in

practice, would blow up this destructive project at once. Let some

skilful judicious pen draw up an advertisement to the following purpose.

That "Whereas one William Wood hardware-man, now or lately sojourning

in the city of London, hath, by many misrepresentations, procured a

patent for coining an hundred and forty thousand pounds[12] in copper

halfpence for this kingdom, which is a sum five times greater than our

occasions require. And whereas it is notorious that the said Wood hath

coined his halfpence of such base metal and false weight, that they are,

at least, six parts in seven below the real value. And whereas we have

reason to apprehend, that the said Wood may, at any time hereafter,

clandestinely coin as many more halfpence as he pleases. And whereas the

said patent neither doth nor can _oblige_ His Majesty's subjects to

receive the said halfpence in any payment, but leaves it to their

voluntary choice, because, by law the subject cannot be _obliged_ to

take any money except gold or silver. And whereas, contrary to the

letter and meaning of the said patent, the said Wood hath declared that

every person shall be _obliged_ to take fivepence halfpenny of his coin

in every payment. And whereas the House of Commons and Privy-council

have severally addressed his Most Sacred Majesty, representing the ill

consequences which the said coinage may have upon this kingdom. And

lastly whereas it is universally agreed, that the whole nation to a man

(except Mr. Wood and his confederates) are in the utmost apprehensions

of the ruinous consequences, that must follow from the said coinage.

Therefore we whose names are underwritten, being persons of considerable

estates in this kingdom, and residers therein, do unanimously resolve

and declare that we will never receive, one farthing or halfpenny of the

said Wood's coining, and that we will direct all our tenants to refuse

the said coin from any person whatsoever; Of which that they may not be

ignorant, we have sent them a copy of this advertisement, to be read to

them by our stewards, receivers, &c."

[Footnote 12: In the first paragraph of this letter the sum was given as

£104,000. [T.S.]]

I could wish, that a paper of this nature might be drawn up, and signed

by two or three hundred principal gentlemen of this kingdom, and printed

copies thereof sent to their several tenants; I am deceived, if anything

could sooner defeat this execrable design of Wood and his accomplices.

This would immediately give the alarm, and set the kingdom on their

guard. This would give courage to the meanest tenant and cottager. "How

long, O Lord, righteous and true."

I must tell you in particular, Mr. Harding, that you are much to blame.

Several hundred persons have enquired at your house for my "Letter to

the Shopkeepers, &c." and you had none to sell them. Pray keep yourself

provided with that letter, and with this; you have got very well by the

former, but I did not then write for your sake, any more than I do now.

Pray advertise both in every newspaper, and let it not be _your_ fault

or _mine_, if our countrymen will not take warning. I desire you

likewise to sell them as cheap as you can.

_I am your servant_,

M.B.

_Aug._ 4, 1724.

_The Report of the Committee of the Lords of His

Majesty's most honourable Privy-Council, in

relation to Mr. Wood's Halfpence

and Farthings, etc._[1]

AT THE COUNCIL CHAMBER AT WHITEHALL, THE 24TH DAY

OF JULY, 1724.

In obedience to your Majesty's order of reference, upon the several

resolutions and addresses of both Houses of Parliament of Ireland,

during their late session, the late address of your Majesty's justices,

and Privy-council of that kingdom, and the petitions of the county and

city of Dublin, concerning a patent granted by your Majesty to William

Wood Esq; for the coining and uttering copper halfpence and farthings in

the kingdom of Ireland, to such persons as would voluntarily accept the

same; and upon the petition of the said William Wood, concerning the

same coinage, the Lords of the Committee have taken into their

consideration the said patent, addresses, petitions, and all matters and

papers relating thereto, and have heard and examined all such persons,

as upon due and sufficient notice, were desirous and willing to be heard

upon the subject matter under their consideration, and have agreed upon

the following Report, containing a true state of the whole matter, as it

appeared before them, with their humble opinion, to be laid before your

Majesty for your royal consideration and determination, upon a matter of

such importance.

[Footnote 1: For the story of the origin of this report see the Note

prefixed to Letter III. [T.S.]]

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