PART III.

Tom being now turned to his own shifts, considered with himself

how to raise a little more money; and so gets a string as near as

he could guess to be the length of his mother, and to Edinburgh he

goes, to a wright who was acquainted with his father and mother.

The wright asked him how he did; he answered him, very soberly, he

had lost a good dutiful mother last night, and there’s a measure

for the coffin. Tom went out and staid for some time, and then

comes in again, and tells the wright he did not know what to do,

for his father had ordered him to get money from such a man, whom

he named, and he that day was gone out of town.--The wright asked

him how much he wanted? To which he answered a guinea and a half.

Then Tom gave him strict orders to be out next day against eleven

o’clock with the coffin, and he should get his money altogether.

So Tom set off to an ale-house with the money, and lived well

while it lasted. Next morning the wright and his two lads went out

with the coffin; and as they were going into the house they met

Tom’s mother, who asked the master how he did, and where he was

going with that fine coffin? not knowing well what to say, being

surprised to see her alive, at last he told her, that her son

brought in the measure the day before, and had got a guinea and a

half from him, with which he said he was to buy some necessaries

for the funeral. O the rogue! said she, has he play’d me that? So

the wright got his lent money, and so much for his trouble, and had

to take back his coffin with him again.

Tom being short of money, began to think how he could raise a fresh

supply; so he went to the port among the shearers, and there he

hired about thirty of them, and agreed to give them a whole week’s

shearing at ten-pence a-day which was two-pence higher than any

had got that year; this made the poor shearers think he was a very

honest generous and genteel master, as ever they met with; for he

took them all into an ale-house, and gave them a hearty breakfast.

Now says Tom when there is so many of you together, and perhaps

from very different parts, and being unacquainted with one another

I do not know but there may be some of you honest men and some of

you rogues; and as you are all to lie in one barn together, any

of you who has got money, you will be surest to give it to me and

I’ll mark it down in my book, with your names, and what I receive

from each of you, and you shall have it all again on Saturday

night when you receive your wages. O! very well goodman, there’s

mine, take mine said every one faster than another. Some gave him

five, six, seven and eight shillings even all that they had earn’d

thro’ the harvest, which amounted to near seven pounds sterling.

So Tom having got all their money, he goes on with them till about

three miles out of town, and coming to a field of standing corn

tho’ somewhat green, yet convenient for his purpose, as it lay at

some distance from any house; so he made them begin work there,

telling them he was going to order dinner for them, and send his

own servants to join them. Then he sets off with all the speed he

could, but takes another road into the town lest they should follow

and catch him. Now when the people to whom the corn belonged, saw

such a band in their field they could not understand the meaning of

it: so the farmer whose corn it was, went of crying always as he

ran to them, to stop; but they would not, until he began to strike

at them and they at him, he being in a great passion, as the corn

was not fully ripe; at last, by force of argument, and other people

coming up to them the poor shearers were convinced they had got the

bite, which caused them to go away sore lamenting their misfortune.

Two or three days thereafter, as Tom was going down Canongate in

Edinburgh, he meets one of his shearers, who knew and kept fast

by him, demanding back his money, and also satisfaction for the

rest. Whisht, whisht, says Tom and you’ll get yours and something

else beside. So Tom takes him into the jail, and calls for a bottle

of ale and a dram, then takes the jailor aside, as if he had been

going to borrow some money from him; and says to the jailor, this

man is a great thief, I and other two have been in search of him

these three days, and the other two men have the warrant with them;

so if you keep this rogue here till I run and bring them you shall

have a guinea in reward. Yes, says the jailor, go and I’ll secure

the rogue for you. So Tom got off, leaving the poor innocent fellow

and the jailor struggling together, and then sets out for England

directly.

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