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THE MUSICAL COSTER CRAZE.--_Customer._ Have you a copy of Costa's _Eli_?
_Shopman._ No, sir; we have none of Chevalier's songs.
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[Illustration: "I say, 'Arry, don't we look frights!"]
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[Illustration: "I say, Bill, oo was this 'ere Nelson as everybody wos a
talkin' about?" "Why, 'e was the chap as turned the French out of
Trafalgar Square!"]
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[Illustration: "Bill, can you lend me twopence?"
"Wot a silly question to arst! Why, if I 'ad twopence, wot 'ud I be
doin' standin' outside a public 'ouse?"]
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