Chapter VII

A Bogus Healing System

Of course the successor to and equal of Jesus must perform

miracles, and Mrs. Eddy has a stock of miracles on hand suited to

the large, the very large, the extraordinarily large, swallowing

capacity of those who ache for something real hard to take in and

digest. Nothing could be too hard for her worshipers, and she

gives free rein to her inventive faculty in suiting the miracle

to the need.

Mrs. Eddy has ever been noted for her modesty, her retiring

disposition and proneness to underestimate herself and her

powers. “Has Mrs. Eddy lost her power to heal?” she asks, and

with characteristic bashfulness and self-depreciation she

replies, “Has the sun forgotten to shine and the planets to

revolve around it?” Sooner shall the light of the sun pale,

sooner the planets fly from their orbits, than Mrs. Eddy part

with her power to heal!

So great was the healing influence that radiated from her

personality that she sometimes healed unconsciously.

“It was not an uncommon occurrence in my own church,” she says,

“for the sick to be healed by my sermons. Many pale cripples

went into the church leaning on crutches, who went out carrying

them on their shoulders.”

What an inestimable blessing it would be, if a person possessing

such power should make a visit to the hospital in Boston for

crippled children, and preach a little sermon there to the young

unfortunates! Mrs. Eddy has but to step into her automobile and

in twenty minutes she may be at this hospital, and by putting

forth the power she says she has and healing the pale little

cripples, as she says she has healed others, bring the whole

world to her feet.

In a letter to a friend written in March, 1896, she says over her

autograph, but speaking of herself, as she often does, in the

third person:

“While Mrs. Eddy was in a suburban town of Boston she brought

out one apple blossom on an apple tree in January, when the

ground was covered with snow; and in Lynn demonstrated in the

floral line some such small things.”

That isn’t so remarkable as if an orange blossom had been brought

out on the apple tree (as it would doubtless have been if Mrs.

Eddy had thought of it), but it was quite an accomplishment,

nevertheless. Mrs. Eddy’s “treatment,” probably of the “absent”

variety, sent a summer’s warmth through the earth’s frozen

surface and tingling with animation the sap in the roots sent it

by leaps and bounds through the trunk into the ice-laden

branches, and, presto! a tender, pink-white blossom, pushing its

way through the ice, appeared.

Mrs. Eddy is too reticent and too diffident. Why does she not

tell us of the other equally well authenticated occasion upon

which she brought out a few stars in the sky when the sun was at

high noon, and “demonstrated” in the astronomical line some such

large things.

I have called certain of Mrs. Eddy’s representations lies, and

the word “lie” is a very disagreeable word. It is bad enough to

have to use it in characterization of the utterances of a man;

but it is still worse to apply it in all its brutality to a

woman. I have endeavored to find another word, meaning precisely

the same thing, that isn’t so intrinsically offensive; but there

is no other word that suits my purpose and the occasion as does

this word “lie,” and so I am compelled to adhere to it, even at

the risk of being charged with lack of gallantry in my attitude

toward a woman. Gallantry really has nothing to do with my

undertaking. Truth and lies are sexless, and the only question

is, has Mrs. Eddy told the truth?

But further word about lies. There are some lies that are not so

bad as other lies, and there have been lies that have called

forth commendation. I recall in that wonderful story, Victor

Hugo’s “Les Miserables,” the incident of the lie told by the

Sister Superior of the convent in order to save from the brutal

grasp of the law incarnate, as represented by Javert, the sublime

personality of the transformed ex-convict, and Hugo’s beautiful

eulogy of that lie and that woman:

“Oh, holy woman, it is many years since you were upon this

earth; you have rejoined in the light you sister, the virgins,

and your brothers, the angels; may that falsehood be placed to

your credit in Paradise!”

There are lies arising merely out of a tactful wish to spare

people’s feelings, and there are the little white lies of social

life that nobody especially reprobates; but there are lies that

are intrinsically of an infamous character, and I can conceive of

no falsehood more infamous than that which, proceeding from a

wholly mercenary motive, is deliberately planned and put forth in

order to alienate people from a religion in which is the hope of

salvation and immortality, and from a scientific medical system

in which is the hope of bodily health and life. These are the

precise kind of lies of which this woman is most prolific, and

which she distributes most lavishly.

The passage I am now to quote is taken from a communication

signed by Mrs. Eddy and published by her in the New York _Sun_

for December 16, 1898, and it contains the boldest and wickedest

of these most bold and most wicked lies.

In this letter Mrs. Eddy said:

“I challenge the world to disprove what I hereby declare. After

my discovery of Christian Science, I healed consumption in its

last stages, that the M.D.’s, by verdict of the stethoscope and

the schools, declared incurable, the lungs being mostly

consumed. I healed malignant tubercular diphtheria and carious

bones that could be dented by the finger, saving them when the

surgeon’s instruments were lying on the table ready for their

amputation. I have healed at one visit a cancer that had so

eaten the flesh of the neck as to expose the jugular vein so

that it stood out like a cord.”

She manufactured new lungs, offhand. She healed carious bones,

instantaneously. She put forth the divine power God had conferred

upon her, and at one visit healed that most frightful of all

diseases, a malignant cancer.

This statement is either true or false. If it is true, the whole

world should know it, for its truth would prove Mrs. Eddy to have

the power to triumph over death, and when the king, or the queen,

of death shall come to earth, all knees will touch the ground. No

one can love another very much and not be willing to go upon his

knees before the man or the woman who can protect that loved one

forever from the hand of death; and I should want to be the very

first to prostrate myself in all humility and gratitude before

the conqueror of death. And if, on the other hand, Mrs. Eddy’s

statement is false, absolutely false, a fiction made out of whole

cloth, then it is important that such falsity should be clearly

shown, and shown throughout the world that all mankind may know

the wickedness of her falsification. I affirm, and shall show, it

to be false in every particular.

Mrs. Eddy’s statement gives no names, dates, localities, nor any

substantial thing to enable any one to investigate any of these

professed miracles, and every effort to induce her to

particularize ended, as always, in failure. There would have been

as much, and as little, sense in a challenge to the world to

disprove the green-cheese hypothesis of the structural

composition of the moon.

In the issue of the _Sun_ of January 1, 1899, Dr. Charles A. L.

Reed, a prominent physician of Cincinnati, published a challenge

to Mrs. Eddy to prove the truth of her miraculous cures. He

offered to furnish her cases identical with those she said she

had healed, and he said that, if she would heal any one of them,

he would proclaim her omnipotence from the housetops; and if she

would cure all or half of them, he would cheerfully crawl upon

his knees that he might but touch the hem of her garment.

But dumbness possessed Mrs. Eddy from that time forth. Probably

she didn’t want to be glorified from the _housetops;_ she didn’t

wish to have any mere _medical_ man crawling at her feet.

As Mrs. Eddy furnishes no specifications, it is impossible, of

course, to meet her allegations in the ordinary way; but I

purpose, nevertheless, to satisfy every intelligent mind that

there is not an atom of truth in her professed miracles.

If you have the power over life and death here claimed by Mrs.

Eddy, when do you employ it? You employ it, do you not, when some

one you greatly love is suffering, when some one dear to you is

approaching the grave? If you have the power to save human life,

you save the life, first of all, of those whom you most love; and

if you know those you dearly love to be suffering torture from

frightful disease and that, if the progress of the disease is not

stopped, the hand of death will inevitably snatch them, if you

know these things and put forth no particle of power, make no

effort to allay the suffering or stay the progress of the

disease, then it becomes clear that you have no such power, or

that you are a monster of inhumanity, does it not?

This is the case with Mrs. Eddy. If she has had the power she

claims, she has the most unfeeling heart that ever beat in a

human breast; for she has never put forth the power to save those

she most loved as they stood on the very edge of the grave.

In the summer of 1902, there died in the city of Boston, after

seven years of illness, Mrs. Mary Ann Baker, the widow of Mrs.

Eddy’s deceased brother, Samuel Baker. The relations between the

sisters-in-law had, for years, been most cordial, and I have seen

and read Mrs. Eddy’s autograph letters in which she professed,

only a few days before her sister’s death, the greatest affection

for her.

Mrs. Baker’s disease, of which Mrs. Eddy from the beginning to

the end was fully informed, was cancer of the breast, and her

suffering during the seven years of illness from that awful

disease may be better imagined than described.

At Mrs. Eddy’s request, Mrs. Baker had submitted to Christian

Science “treatment,” the healer selected by Mrs. Eddy being Mrs.

Janette E. Weller, a close friend of Mrs. Eddy and her

confidential representative in Boston; but Mrs. Baker derived no

benefit from it whatever, and died in the care of Dr. H. S.

Dearing of Boston.

From one end of the country to the other I have asked Christian

Scientists this question:

If Mrs. Eddy, for hire, had healed, at one sitting, a cancer that

had so eaten into the neck of a stranger that the jugular vein

stood out like a cord, why, I ask, why in the name of God, did

she not, for her love’s sake, stay the progress of the loathsome

disease that for seven years ate into the breast of the sister

she loved? Until Mrs. Eddy or one of her professed disciples has

answered that question, let her not look for followers amongst

people who know of this incident and have hearts; for she hadn’t

the power or she hadn’t the wish to save her sister, and the want

of power would prove the baseness of her falsehoods, as the want

of a wish would prove the adamantine quality of her heart.

If Mrs. Eddy possessed this miraculous power, why did she permit

her third husband to die of heart disease by her side, when one

treatment of hers would have saved him? Why did she not reach out

her all-powerful hand and save her own granddaughter, the child

of her only son, when piteous appeal to her was made by the

child’s father? Why, instead of putting forth the slightest

personal effort, did she recommend the employment of a Boston

healer, so called, a retired sea captain, one Joseph Eastaman by

name, to give absent treatment in Boston to the poor girl dying

in South Dakota? Imagine a retired sea captain sitting in his

office in Boston, closing his eyes, placing his aged hand upon

his vacant forehead and trying to think health and life into Mrs.

Eddy’s granddaughter nearly two thousand miles away! If Mrs. Eddy

could have saved her own flesh and blood and did not, what must

have been the condition of that thing Mrs. Eddy calls her heart?

Who that has human feeling in his heart would not give his life

for his child or his grandchild? and this woman, posing as the

successor to and as like unto Him who said, “Suffer little

children to come unto me and forbid them not, for of such is the

kingdom of Heaven,” and claiming to have performed miracles equal

to any ascribed to Him in the Gospels, did absolutely nothing to

save the life of her granddaughter!

If Mrs. Eddy had been the miracle worker she claims to have been,

why did she turn poor, devoted Mrs. Leonard, herself a renowned

healer of the cult, who had slaved in her household for years,

and had for months and years been dying of diabetes under her

very eyes—why did Mrs. Eddy turn Mrs. Leonard out of the house at

Concord, New Hampshire, shortly before her death of that

distressing disease? Was it because Mrs. Eddy didn’t wish the

striking discredit of her professed powers that would follow Mrs.

Leonard’s death upon the Eddy premises? Having the power to save

her life, as she claims, all Mrs. Eddy did for Mrs. Leonard was

to ask her, when death became imminent, to be so good as to go

away and die elsewhere.

Mrs. Eddy estimates values in terms of dollars and cents, and

yet, possessing the mastery over death, she put forth no effort

to save the life of Joseph Armstrong, her close friend of many

years, a director in her church from its foundation, her personal

business manager who had made a fortune for her, and yet departed

this life of pleurisy with effusion in the summer or fall of

1907. If Mrs. Eddy could save any human life, she would have

saved this one, so pecuniarily precious above all other lives to

her.

If she had such marvelous power, why did she allow her personal

coachman, the man who had sat on the seat of her carriage as she

took her daily drive, to die in her house of a disease of which

he had been “completely cured” by Christian Science? Why did she

let her close, personal friend, her leading lecturer and

proselyter, Edward E. Kimball, die in the prime of life and at

the height of his usefulness to her cause? Why has she turned a

deaf ear to the prayers that have been addressed to her by

broken-hearted parents who have so often journeyed to her home to

beg her to exert her God-like power to save from the grave their

dying child? Why has she for thirty years and more refused to

even try to heal any one, to attempt to allay any pain however

fearful, or save any human life however beautiful and however

precious?

If Mary Baker G. Eddy has the power she boldly claims to have,

and if she has wrought the miracles she says she has wrought, she

has that power, then, I say, she has the heart of a very fiend;

for not once in thirty years has she consented to try, out of

ordinary humanity, to prevent suffering or to save life.

The truth is, Mrs. Eddy’s miraculous cures are all frauds, every

one of them, and the failure of attempted healings would prove

them to be frauds, and she does not wish to so discredit herself.

She never healed any one of any serious disease. She never in her

life had any curative power whatever, and she has been wise

indeed not to advertise the fact by attempting to cure. Her man,

Alfred Farlow, the official, highly paid and carefully coached

spokesman of her cult, and its leading press agent, admitted, in

response to my questioning and when testifying recently under

oath and subject to cross examination, that he did not know of

any cure ever having been made by Mrs. Eddy of any organic

disease in her life, but stiff leg; and he said that, in his

understanding as a high practitioner of the Christian Science art

of healing, a stiff leg is an organic disease.

When I entered upon my investigation of the matter, I believed in

the reality of some of the professed cures of Christian Science,

even of organic disease, but closer acquaintance with the subject

has satisfied me that they are, without exception, false

pretensions or honest delusions. I have known of the most honest,

but erroneous, belief in cure by Christian Science, I have known

people so resolutely to deny to themselves the reality of

disease, that they have come to believe in its unreality; and one

case has come to my notice of a poor woman’s insistence with her

dying breath that she had been healed of an incurable disease and

was then perfectly well, while her death within a few hours was

the sad witness to the delusive character of her “cure.”

Perhaps the most impressive case of this delusive cure of

incurable disease is that of the Earl of Dunmore. He was

Christian Science’s show convert. His personality was always in

the foreground, he always sat in the front row upon the platform

and his name was always in the papers.

In March, 1907, he published in the _Cosmopolitan Magazine_ an

account of his conversion to Christian Science, which was due, he

said, to his having been healed by it of a disease an eminent

London surgeon had pronounced incurable. The Earl of Dunmore,

when he published that article, doubtless believed it was true.

He was perfectly sincere, but his death, within a few weeks after

the publication of his conversion through cure, his death of the

very disease pronounced incurable by the London doctor, was

pathetic and convincing testimony to his mistaken opinion that he

had been cured and to the accuracy of the medical diagnosis that

his disease was incurable.

Again and again the most persistent effort has been made to

induce Christian Science healers to give some reasonable proof of

their powers; but they as persistently refuse to submit any

alleged cures to anything like scientific scrutiny. There has

never been a scientifically established Christian Science cure.

The “healers” confess that they are, nay even boast that they

are, incompetent to diagnose disease. If they can’t determine the

presence of disease, how then can they determine its cure? Mrs.

Eddy herself goes so far as to say that ignorance of all

departments of the science of medicine is an aid in the cure of

disease, according to her system. What value then is to be

attached to anything any of them say about disease, if they are

completely ignorant concerning it? And it being a fundamental

article of their faith to deny the reality of disease, how can

they admit its reality, however manifest in their patients,

without stultifying themselves? Is it not superlatively absurd to

be in the slightest degree influenced by anything any of these

monomaniacs, or fakers, can possibly say upon a subject of which

they openly profess to know, and boast that they know, absolutely

nothing?

Besides, and let me emphasize this statement, there is not a

Christian Science healer, in good and regular standing anywhere

in the world, who tells the truth, or tries to tell the truth, or

could tell the truth if he tried. They know that suffering is

real, they know disease is real, they know that death is the most

positive of all realities, and yet they perpetually affirm the

unreality of all these things. Every former healer, who has

reformed, or recovered his sanity and given up pretending to heal

by denying the reality of a condition he is attempting to change,

will tell you he lied perpetually when practising so-called

Christian Science; for to admit the reality of disease or

suffering or death, however confident of its existence, is to

deny the faith and pronounce Mrs. Eddy to be a fraud.

Let me here, parenthetically, call attention to another phase of

this thing. Not only are these unrealities proclaimed, but the

reality of sin is in like manner denied. If sin is unreal, to

commit sin is nothing, and no iniquity is so great as to be

morally reprehensible. There is no such thing as morality or

immorality, if sin is unreal; and any one who proclaims the

unreality of sin, if he have any influence in the community, is

about as harmful a member of society as can exist.

The denial of suffering and death, the denial of poverty and sin,

have had a markedly observable effect in Christian Science

circles in drying up the springs of the sweetest and tenderest of

human feelings. If none of these things really exist, there can

be no occasion for charity, for compassion, for sympathy, and to

give expression to any of these sentiments is to admit the

reality of the things Mrs. Eddy affirms to be unreal. One cannot

be a Christian Scientist and have in his heart the Christ-like

emotions of sympathy and charity and compassion. It is said that

the faces of Christian Scientists wear a perpetual smile. It is

the stereotyped smile of affected cheerfulness and it covers a

heart from which the most humane and attractive qualities have

been, as nearly as may be, rooted out. But to return to the

healers.

I know a woman who was a successful healer for fifteen years and

as conscientious as any of them, and she is now frank enough to

say that she never healed any one of any real disease or serious

indisposition in all that time, and doesn’t know of any other

healer who did. They simply fool themselves and their patients by

denying the reality of disease so long as there is breath in the

body, and when death occurs and actually confronts them, they

deny the reality of death. Could absurdity further go?

Perhaps it is due to their belief in the unreality of death, that

they permit no funerals in their churches; perhaps, also, it may

be due to their unwillingness, from a business standpoint, to

admit that Christian Scientists, young and old, die just as do

the benighted people who have not bowed down to Mrs. Eddy.

Surely, if the healings of Christian Scientists were realities,

once a convert would mean always a convert; but it is a fact that

people are coming out of Christian Science as rapidly as they are

going in, and the more intelligence they have the more quickly

they abandon the thing when they come to understand what it is.

If you are all right in the region of the brain and all right in

the region of the heart, you won’t tarry very long in the

Christian Science camp. I know many ex-Christian Scientists who

denounce it as roundly as I do and declare it to be a fraud in

all its aspects. I could name hundreds of people, formerly

zealous followers of Mrs. Eddy, who now repudiate her with scorn

and contumely. Would they do this if she were in fact the miracle

worker she claims to be, and if Christian Science were in fact

the sovereign antidote to sickness, sin and death?

The following is taken from a letter recently received from a

gentleman of exceptional intelligence:

“I have been connected with that church for five years and have

lately had my eyes opened to the most cold-blooded _skin game_

conceivable under the guise of a religion. Having conducted a

Christian Science sanitarium for three years, I am in

possession of facts unknown to any but Christian Scientists,

and to only a few of the inner circle of _grafters_. I was a

student of medicine at Harvard in the 70s, am a B.A. of the

University of New Brunswick, Canada, and ought to have known

better—_but there are others_.”

Christian Science is a “skin game” and the powers that be in

Christian Science are the “inner circle of grafters”! Strange

language this to be applied to a “religion” and its leading

officials by a former believer; but it is precisely as former

Christian Scientists, men and women, speak of the thing and the

people they have repudiated.

Cures of real or imaginary illness are sometimes effected in very

extraordinary ways. Being recently in San Francisco, I talked

with a friend, a lawyer, there who had gone through the

experience of the earthquake. The house in which he was born and

in which he lived was burned to the ground after its contents had

been dragged out and heaped up upon a vacant lot, and he turned

from his law office, his library shelves crowded with books, no

one of which he had an opportunity to save from the devastating

flames. The experience was an intensely distressing and

exhausting one. For two days and two nights he did not get a wink

of sleep. Prior to the earthquake and fire, he had been a

constant sufferer from the most excruciating headaches. Not a

headache has he had since! Cured by earthquake!

I talked with another gentleman, and he told me that his

mother-in-law had been bedridden for five years, and not once in

that time had put her foot upon the floor. She had not attempted

to walk because she was positive she was unable to walk and her

death was daily expected. As the flames approached the region of

her residence, my friend and his wife started off in different

directions to find some form of conveyance to carry their mother

to a place of safety, and when they returned, in about an hour,

she had vanished. Unaided, she had gotten up, dressed herself,

and walked between two and three miles! Cured by conflagration!

Marvelous cures these, almost in the nature of miracles; and yet

even a Christian Scientist would smile disdainfully if earthquake

and conflagration were seriously prescribed for headache and

paralysis.

No doubt people have recovered of illness while under Christian

Science treatment; just as they have when under no treatment; but

the Christian Science inane treatment was no more the _cause_ of

the recovery than was the absence of treatment of any kind.

There is a great deal of delusive sickness, which is easily cured

by a putting away of the delusion, and there was never yet any,

but a delusive, cure by Christian Science of an organic disease—

not one. Will Mrs. Eddy and all her healers and followers

throughout the world be able to add one moment, one breath, to

the life of Mrs. Eddy herself, when the hour of her death has

arrived? No, deny the reality of disease and death as they may,

it comes to them one and all, just as to others, when the angel

of death approaches and beckons from the darkness that closes

upon their drooping eyes.

I am sure that there can be no doubt in any honest,

clear-thinking mind that has followed me thus far, that all of

these monstrous and irreverent pretensions of the leader and

founder of Christian Science are wholly false, and I am equally

confident that I shall establish in the mind of those who go with

me to the end of my showing, that Mrs. Eddy’s frauds have had

their incentive in a purely mercenary motive; that she has

claimed to have received a revelation from God and equality with

Jesus and the performance of miracles for the purpose alone of

fooling people into placing an extraordinary value upon her

valueless teachings for which she has made extortionate charges;

that she has claimed to be the fulfilment of Biblical prophecy,

“the woman clothed with the sun,” and that her book, “Science and

Health,” was the little book held in the hand of the angel, that

she is herself the feminine impersonation, as Jesus was the

masculine impersonation, of the immaculate idea, and that, not

she, but God was the author of her book, solely and only that she

might build up a powerful organization and a large fortune. Money

and power are the explanations of Mrs. Eddy’s frauds, her lies,

her blasphemies, I will even say of her crimes, for when crime

could, as she believed, be accomplished through mental effort,

maliciously employed for the destruction of her enemies, she has

not hesitated so to seek its accomplishment, and her whole

career, for thirty or forty years past, has been the crime of

obtaining money by false pretenses.

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