33. PRESENCE OF MIND

[A fine story to illustrate the value (money value) of presence of mind.]

A witty person whom Bismarck was commissioned by the Emperor to decorate

with the Iron Cross of the first class, discomfited the Chancellor's

attempt to chaff him. "I am authorized," said Bismarck, "to offer you one

hundred thalers instead of the cross." "How much is the cross worth?" asked

the soldier. "Three thalers." "Very well, then, your highness, I'll take

the cross and ninety-seven thalers." Bismarck was so surprised and pleased

by the ready shrewdness of the reply that he gave the man both the cross

and the money.

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