[Orders should be strictly obeyed.]
A celebrated German physician, according to a London paper, was once called
upon to treat an aristocratic lady, the sole cause of whose complaint was
high living and lack of exercise. But it would never have done to tell her
so. So his medical advice was:
"Arise at five o clock, take a walk in the park for one hour, then drink a
cup of tea, then walk another hour, and take a cup of chocolate. Take
breakfast at eight."
Her condition improved visibly, until one fine morning the carriage of the
baroness was seen to approach the physician's residence at lightning speed.
The patient dashed up to the doctor's house, and on his appearing on the
scene she gasped out:
"O doctor! I took the chocolate first!"
"Then drive home as fast as you can," directed the astute disciple of
Æsculapius, rapidly writing a prescription, "and take this emetic. The tea
must be underneath."
The grateful patient complied. She is still improving.