17. CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME

Breslau, a celebrated juggler, being at Canterbury with his troupe, met

with such bad success that they were almost starved. He repaired to the

church wardens, and promised to give a night's takings to the poor if the

parish would pay for hiring a room, etc. The charitable bait took, the

benefit proved a bumper, and the next morning the church wardens waited

upon the wizard to touch the receipts. "I have already disposed of dem,"

said Breslau; "de profits were for de poor. I have kept my promise, and

given de money to my own people, who are de poorest in dis parish!"

"Sir!" exclaimed the church wardens, "this is a trick."

"I know it," replied the conjurer; "I live by my tricks."

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