16. MISTAKEN BREVITY

["Brevity is the soul of wit;" and calculation and economy are very

commendable; but they may be carried to extremes. This may be used when the

last speaker has closed a little abruptly.]

This is the message the telegraph messenger handed a young man from his

betrothed "Come down as soon as you can; I am dying. Kate."

Eight hours later he arrived at the summer hotel, to be met on the piazza

by Kate herself.

"Why, what did you mean by sending me such a message?" he asked.

"Oh!" she gurgled, "I wanted to say that I was dying to see you, but my ten

words ran out, and I had to stop."

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