FROM MISS BIDDY FUDGE TO MRS. ELIZABETH ----.

Just in time for the post, dear, and monstrously busy,

With godly concernments--and worldly ones, too;

Things carnal and spiritual mixt, my dear Lizzy,

In this little brain till, bewildered and dizzy,

'Twixt heaven and earth, I scarce know what I do.

First, I've been to see all the gay fashions from Town,

Which our favorite Miss Gimp for the spring has had down.

Sleeves _still_ worn (which _I_ think is wise), _à la

folle_,

Charming hats, _pou de soie_--tho' the shape rather droll.

But you can’t think how nicely the caps of _tulle_ lace,

With the _mentonnières_ look on this poor sinful face;

And I mean, if the Lord in his mercy thinks right,

To wear one at Mrs. Fitz-wigram's to-night.

The silks are quite heavenly:--I'm glad too to say

Gimp herself grows more godly and good every day;

Hath had sweet experience--yea, even doth begin

To turn from the Gentiles, and put away sin--

And all since her last stock of goods was laid in.

What a blessing one's milliner, careless of pelf,

Should thus "walk in newness," as well as one's self!

So much for the blessings, the comforts of Spirit

I've had since we met, and they're more than I merit!--

Poor, sinful, weak creature in every respect,

Tho' ordained (God knows why) to be one of the Elect.

But now for the picture's reverse.--You remember

That footman and cook-maid I hired last December;

_He_ a Baptist Particular--_she_, of some sect

Not particular, I fancy, in any respect;

But desirous, poor thing, to be fed with the Word,

And "to wait," as she said, "on Miss Fudge and the Lord."

Well, my dear, of all men, that Particular Baptist

At preaching a sermon, off hand, was the aptest;

And, long as he staid, do him justice, more rich in

Sweet savors of doctrine, there never was kitchen.

He preached in the parlor, he preached in the hall,

He preached to the chambermaids, scullions and all.

All heard with delight his reprovings of sin,

But above all, the cook-maid:--oh, ne'er would she tire--

Tho', in learning to save sinful souls from the fire,

She would oft let the soles she was frying fall in.

(God forgive me for punning on points thus of piety!--

A sad trick I've learned in Bob's heathen society.)

But ah! there remains still the worst of my tale;

Come, Asterisks, and help me the sad truth to veil--

Conscious stars, that at even your own secret turn pale!

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* * * * *

In short, dear, this preaching and psalm-singing pair,

Chosen "vessels of mercy," as _I_ thought they were,

Have together this last week eloped; making bold

To whip off as much goods as both vessels could hold--

Not forgetting some scores of sweet Tracts from my shelves,

Two Family Bibles as large as themselves,

And besides, from the drawer--I neglecting to lock it--

My neat "Morning Manna, done up for the pocket."[1]

Was there e'er known a case so distressing, dear Liz?

It has made me quite ill:-and the worst of it is,

When rogues are _all_ pious, 'tis hard to detect

_Which_ rogues are the reprobate, _which_ the elect.

This man "had a _call_," he said--impudent mockery!

What call had he to _my_ linen and crockery?

I'm now and have been for this week past in chase

Of some godly young couple this pair to replace.

The enclosed two announcements have just met my eyes

In that venerable Monthly where Saints advertise

For such temporal comforts as this world supplies;

And the fruits of the Spirit are properly made

An essential in every craft, calling and trade.

Where the attorney requires for his 'prentice some youth

Who has "learned to fear God and to walk in the truth;"

Where the sempstress, in search of employment, declares

That pay is no object, so she can have prayers;

And the Establisht Wine Company proudly gives out

That the whole of the firm, Co. and all, are devout.

Happy London, one feels, as one reads o'er the pages,

Where Saints are so much more abundant than sages;

Where Parsons may soon be all laid on the shelf,

As each Cit can cite chapter and verse for himself,

And the _serious_ frequenters of market and dock

All lay in religion as part of their stock.[2]

Who can tell to what lengths we may go on improving,

When thus thro' all London the Spirit keeps moving,

And heaven's so in vogue that each shop adver_tise_ment

Is now not so much for the earth as the skies meant?

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