“Well, my Dear,” said Mr. Dunlap briskly, one bright spring morning,

laying down on the breakfast table “The North China Daily News” which

he had been intently perusing, “I have here a list of houses advertised

for rent. Suppose we start out and look at some of them.” “Just the

thing,” assented Mrs. Dunlap eagerly. “You call the ricshas and I’ll

be ready in a minute.” “No, we will go in a carriage. It will take us

around more quickly and cost no more for the time we are out. Just

think,” he added, “of our being able to hire for a whole day a nice

victoria and pony, with driver and footman, for less than a dollar and

a half! Life in Shanghai certainly has its advantages.” “Don’t let the

driver forget his French license,” called Mrs. Dunlap to her husband as

he was hurrying away to make arrangements for the carriage. “That’s so.

We may want to go into the French Concession.” “Yes, and we’d rather

not be held up as the Blanks were.” Then both laughed merrily at the

memory of the experience of their friends who went for a joy ride in

celebration of their wedding anniversary, but they had hardly left

the International Settlement before a policeman stopped the “mafoo,”

and because he had no French license made him drive with the pair to

a police station to get one and pay the fine of a dollar, rather an

inglorious episode. The Dunlaps were gone all day and returned to their

stopping place at night well-nigh exhausted. But the next morning they

were out early again, this time to hunt up the office of a real estate

company and tell the agent they had decided to take one of his houses.

“Good, I will put your name right down on the list of applicants.

There are only eleven ahead of you.” “Eleven ahead of us!” exclaimed

Mrs. Dunlap in astonishment and dismay. “Why, we supposed the houses

that were advertised in the paper had not been rented.” “And so they

haven’t,” responded the agent cheerfully. “These are only possible

tenants. You stand a good chance of getting the place. Last week I

rented a house to the fifteenth party in a list of applicants. All the

others, for one reason and another, had dropped their names.”

The couple finally secured a house to their liking, quite new and

somewhat out from the centre of the city. The rent being agreed on, the

agent added, “You will pay six per cent taxes.” “How is that?” queried

Mr. Dunlap. “I am not buying the property.” “No, but here in Shanghai

the tenant pays the tax on the house, the landlord on the land. You

are getting off cheap. If your house were within the limits of the

‘Settlement’ you’d have to pay twelve per cent in taxes.” “Oh, then

we are not in the Settlement? Somebody told me the road in front of

the house was a Municipal Council road.” “That’s right. It is. A year

or so ago the Council, after hard effort, obtained permission to lay

that road through Chinese territory. It is a good road, too, isn’t it?

A first class macadamized thoroughfare.” “That is most interesting,”

agreed the Dunlaps. “But you say the land on which the house itself

stands belongs to the Chinese?” “Yes, they refused to sell it, so the

best the company could do was to rent it in perpetuity.” Mr. Dunlap

turned to his wife with a smile, “Well, if we get into trouble, we can

go out and sit in the road.” “Ha, ha, not a bad idea,” chuckled the

agent. “But you will be well protected. The Settlement police patrol

the road and Chinese police the territory around it. The Chinese have

no desire to see foreigners’ houses looted, for this gets them into

trouble.”

As soon as the Dunlaps began moving into their new domicile, they found

themselves greatly inconvenienced by the lack of closets, shelves,

hooks, and drawers. The house in fact was a mere shell, with roof and

walls and little else. However, there was running water, hot and cold,

and this is a luxury rarely found outside of Shanghai. Indeed in the

older parts of the Settlement hot water for baths is still bought at

nearby shops and brought to the home in big wooden buckets suspended

from carrying poles on the backs of coolies. Though the wires were laid

for electric lights, there were no fixtures. This was an oversight

on the part of the contractor that must be rectified at once, so Mr.

Dunlap sought another interview with the agent. “We shall be glad to

have the fixtures put in as soon as possible,” he urged, “as we are

depending for light on two or three small kerosene lamps.” “But we

don’t furnish such things.” “What?” “I mean they don’t go with the

house.” “So I must buy them?” “Assuredly.” “Well, well, whoever heard

of such a thing? But how about the stationary wash-basin for the

bathroom, and the draining board for the kitchen, and the--,” “If you

have them you get them yourself.” “You see it is like this,” continued

the agent goodnaturedly, “Shanghai is very cosmopolitan, and all sorts

of people settle here. Some tenants, when vacating a house, have been

known to steal the locks off the doors, the chandeliers from the

ceiling, and occasionally a stationary bathtub is cut loose and carried

away in the dead of the night. Oh no, you wouldn’t do it,” smiling at

Mr. Dunlap’s incredulous stare, “but such things happen oftener than

you would think.” It was plain then to the Dunlaps that they must

begin to furnish their house from the bottom up, or perhaps, to speak

more accurately, from the top down. Therefore, their first business

was to buy lumber, hire carpenters, and set them to work making pantry

shelves, and supplying a few other immediate necessities. Soon the

little back court resounded with the noise of hammer and saw.

It was somewhat exasperating to the head of the house, who longed to

expedite matters, to have the workmen stroll in about nine o’clock

in the morning, or possibly not come at all, leave promptly at five,

and spend anywhere from one to two hours and more in the enjoyment of

the noon siesta. But scolding was of little avail. Shanghai workmen,

particularly since the revolution of 1911 have assumed an easy,

independent air all their own and must be borne with as patiently as

may be.

The next matter to which the family gave their attention was the

buying of furniture. Friends advised them to get it at auction. As the

population of Shanghai is a constantly shifting one, auction sales are

a common incident of the city’s life. Homes are being broken up every

day and parties moving out, perhaps after only a few months’ residence.

The easiest, and really the most profitable method of disposing of

household effects, which often are practically new, is by auction.

Auction sales are very popular with all classes of society and usually

draw an eager crowd, but the Dunlaps picked up only a few things in

this way, for they found too much time was consumed in the process.

Then they were referred to Peking Road. Now Peking Road at its eastern

end, where it approaches the Bund, is a very high-toned, aristocratic

street, but away toward the west its character changes, and instead of

substantial brick office and apartment buildings, the road is lined on

both sides with Chinese junk shops. Yet according to the dictionary

definition of “junk,” that is not exactly the right word to apply to

them either, for far more than mere junk is exposed to the gaze of the

curious beholder in the wide open shop fronts, in the dark places at

the rear, and in the dusty, musty, low-ceilinged rooms above approached

by a ladder-like stairway. “Old Curiosity Shop” might appropriately be

written over each one. Most of the goods have been bought up at auction

and bear the marks of age in a greater or less degree, though some

are new, but it is not the commonplace new things that attract the eye

of the average foreigner, who is apt to exclaim at first glance, “What

a lot of old trash!” Worming his way in gingerly fashion among the

piled up closely-stacked stuff, the reward comes once and again in the

discovery of a rare piece of old mahogany or teakwood, or a quaint hit

of China or glass, which may be bought at a ridiculously low price. Of

course, if the “find” is an article of furniture, some risk is run in

carrying it home, and the very fastidious may eschew it altogether, but

a good airing and repeated cleansing with disinfectants and soap and

hot water, and if necessary, scraping and repolishing, generally render

it perfectly harmless.

However, a foreign house can not be furnished throughout from the shops

on Peking Road, so after investing in a few small articles like coal

buckets and shovels and tongs, Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap finally and firmly

resolved to waste no more valuable time hunting for bargains, but to

have all their furniture made to order. This sounds very luxurious and

a bit extravagant. On the contrary it was the most economical thing

that they could do, for they did not order from one of the high-priced

English department stores on Nanking Road, but from a Chinese shop

on a side street with an entrance and show windows that might have

been passed many times without attracting the least notice. The place

however had been highly recommended and the work in the end proved

quite satisfactory. Mark the words “in the end,” for they are spoken

advisedly, since the grand consummation did not occur till more than

a year from the time the first order was given. Inside, the shop was

found to be much more of an establishment than appeared from the

street. It carried a considerable stock of ready-made furniture, but

it was from the pictures in the firm’s imported books that the Dunlaps

chose their models, then selected their wood, and finally, after

considerable haranguing, came to an agreement on prices. Subsequently

calls without number were made at the shop by Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap in

a vain endeavour to hurry up the work. Sometimes they came upon the

elderly head of the firm and his clerks eating their forenoon meal at

a table near the centre of the showroom, for according to the usual

custom, the clerks were boarded on the premises. But the entrance of a

customer in no wise embarrassed them and he was always waited on with

the politest attention. One by one the pieces ordered were brought to

the house on a hand truck or wheelbarrow, some of the lighter articles

being suspended from a carrying pole borne by coolies. After remaining

a day or two, back they went, with few exceptions! Either the hat-rack

was too short, or the clothes-press shelves were too long, or the

bureau drawers wouldn’t open, or the locks didn’t fit. Always something

was “_ch’a pu to_,” just a little wrong, a favorite expression in

China which is used to excuse a multitude of faults. One much-doctored

upholstered chair was carried to and fro so many times it had finally

to be partially re-covered. But the dining table fared the worst. Once

it fell off the cart in transit and was broken. Because the wood was

not well seasoned, it kept splitting across the top and teetering

disconcertingly on uneven legs. Four tables were made in succession

before a satisfactory one was produced.

While the patience of the Dunlaps was sorely taxed during this period

of waiting, they could not help being deeply impressed with the

unfailing good nature and courtesy of the firm, always regretful, ever

ready for another trial, though the money loss was their own.

Some of their work, too, was really a pronounced success, as in the

case of the sectional bookcases which they patterned after one loaned

them by Mr. Dunlap. When the two were set up side by side in the

library it was next to impossible to tell them apart.

The absolute confidence of the Chinese in the honour of foreigners was

often remarked on in the family. Not for five months after work began

and until several hundred dollars’ worth of goods had been delivered

was any money asked for or expected. A dishonest person might easily

have slipped out of town and left furniture and debt behind him.

One noon, during the period of house-settling, when Mr. Dunlap returned

from his office, he was surprised to see a bevy of men at work sodding

the lawn, a matter he had not yet had time to consider. He was still

more astonished when he learned that this was being done for him by the

company of whom he rented his house. There was nothing personal about

it. All the company’s property was being treated in the same way. But

sod, it seems, could not easily be carried off, while lighting fixtures

might!

The Dunlaps did not find it necessary to go to the florist’s in search

of plants to beautify the grounds, for street vendors brought them

to their door. From the very morning they moved in these men fairly

haunted the place. They carried the plants in round, slightly convex

baskets, suspended by ropes from a bamboo pole slung across one

shoulder. Every time Mrs. Dunlap appeared in sight there they were, an

eager, smiling group of them, holding out their flowers and begging

her to buy in their best _pidgin_ English. Mrs. Dunlap always shook

her head saying, “By and by. Not now. I am too busy.” But one bright

day, when the house-wife was unusually occupied with work indoors,

an enterprising fellow actually took it upon himself to border the

entire garden, and it was a good large one, with handsome plants of

many varieties, and ended by placing on the veranda four mammoth

potted palms. The effect was charming. Of course Mrs. Dunlap might

have ordered the plants taken out of the ground, but what woman would?

Instead she gladly paid a little less than the price asked, which was

about six dollars. Afterward a neighbour told her that had she happened

to have any second-hand clothing to offer the man, he would willingly

have taken it in place of money. “Each year I replenish my garden with

flowers in that way,” concluded the friend.

The day the Dunlaps ate their first meal in their new home was a very

happy one, but before that time two important matters had been attended

to by Mr. Dunlap. These were putting in a first-class filter, and

covering the floors of the store-room and pantry with zinc which was

allowed to turn up around the walls for a foot and a half in order

to guard against the encroachments of ubiquitous Shanghai rats. The

Berkefeld filter is generally used in Shanghai and is supposed to

preclude the necessity of boiling the drinking water. But as every one

knows, the “candle” must be carefully washed in boiling water once a

week, and as Mrs. Dunlap soon found she could not trust a servant to do

this, who might or might not have the water really boiling, or handle

the candle without breaking, she attended to it herself.

Among her first callers were the “runners” from several Chinese grocery

stores. The nearest secured her patronage. Each morning his man came to

receive the day’s orders, and before noon the groceries were delivered

in a neat box-tricycle. In addition a daily visit to the market was

made by the cook, for the grocery stores in Shanghai carry neither

meat nor fresh vegetables. “Just think, we no longer have to depend

on tinned butter and milk!” exclaimed Mrs. Dunlap delightedly to her

husband soon after their removal to the coast city, as her eyes turned

with satisfaction to the neat pat of fresh Australian butter on her

pretty Welsh butter dish. The dairies, the best being the European, are

carefully inspected by the Municipal Health Department and deliver milk

in sealed bottles to insure not being tampered with on the way from

the dairy to their destination. Notwithstanding this, never a drop of

milk or cream was used on the Dunlaps’ table that had not been scalded.

Neither was lettuce indulged in, not even that grown in private

gardens, nor any other uncooked vegetable. In view of the ravages of

Oriental dysentery and kindred diseases, the family agreed that it

was wise to obey the injunctions of foreign doctors and take no risks.

Fresh fruit from which the skin could be removed was eaten freely

in season, but was dipped in boiling water, or underwent a thorough

washing in filtered water before it was set on the table. Strawberries

were subjected to a special cleansing process under Mrs. Dunlap’s

personal supervision. Placed in a colander, boiling water was poured

over them three times, and lastly a solution of permanganate. Later on

in her experience Mrs. Dunlap learned of a better and easier way of

disinfecting the fruit, and that was to plunge it for an instant into

boiling syrup, by which the flavor of the berry was retained and its

appearance but little altered. Even after every reasonable precaution

had been taken in the matter of food, the Dunlaps were made aware that

through the carelessness of servants, and in other ways, they were

constantly running serious risks. However, they concluded to do the

best they could and then not worry.

Another early caller to put in an appearance was the public laundryman.

Shanghai houses are not built with the idea of doing washing at

home, except perhaps a few of the small pieces. So it is sent out,

and as to just what kind of places, one may possibly be happier

not to inquire into too diligently. The public laundries in the

International Settlement, it is true, are subject to inspection by

the Health Department, but questionable habits are liable to continue

notwithstanding. Take, for instance, a Chinese washerman’s manner

of sprinkling clothes, which is to fill his mouth with water, then

squirt it out through his closed teeth. It is bad enough when the spray

falls on hosiery and underwear, but handkerchiefs, napkins--well, Mrs.

Dunlap soon found that it was not well under such circumstances to give

reins to her imagination. She certainly had no fault to find with the

pricelist, paying barely one cent and a half apiece for everything,

from a face cloth to the most elaborate white dress. As a rule the

clothes were exquisitely laundered, even though the method employed did

cause rapid deterioration.

Although the process of setting their house in order was a most

tedious one, at last Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap had progressed far enough to

be comfortable and feel that they could turn their attention to other

and more important matters. At first they were a little disturbed by

having to look at the back courts of their neighbours’ houses across

the street instead of onto their well-trimmed lawns, for it is usual

in Shanghai to build so that all houses may face the south, from which

the breeze comes. Then too, Mrs. Dunlap’s soul was somewhat tried by

the lines of washing, innumerable as the sands on the sea-shore, hung

out to dry on the vacant lots stretching away to the south. But it

was at least a more agreeable sight than the coffins lying scattered

about on the ground just beyond her east windows, left there, perhaps

by perfect strangers to the Chinese landowner, to await a convenient

time of burial. A little farther away, Mr. Dunlap passed every morning,

in going to his office, a lot which evidently was a favorite spot for

depositing the dead. Fresh coffins appeared each morning, most of them

tiny ones. Often the baby was not given a coffin at all, but tied in

a grass mat which was thrown carelessly on the ground. The bodies are

supposed to be gathered up and carted away daily. One seems gradually

to get hardened in China to things grown too familiar. The Dunlaps used

often to marvel that their surroundings, depressing though they were,

did not affect them more.

Mrs. Dunlap’s daily routine began each morning after breakfast by

“taking accounts” with the cook. The cook in China does the marketing,

and he also gets his commission or “squeeze” as it is popularly called.

That is, he buys a pound and half of meat and brings in a bill for

two, or he charges his mistress a few coppers more a pound than he has

paid. This squeezing business is perfectly understood by both parties,

and providing it does not exceed certain bounds, nothing is said about

it. Market prices are quoted each morning in one of the Shanghai

dailies, and by consulting this and making an occasional visit herself

to market, Mrs. Dunlap kept informed as to about what she ought to

pay. Whenever the cook began to take undue advantage of her, she did

not accuse him of it directly, but a conversation something like the

following would ensue: “Ta Shih-fu (Great Assistant), you are paying

too much for meat.” “Yes, so I told the butcher, but he won’t take

less.” “Then go somewhere else.” Or, “One hundred and four eggs are too

many to use in two days for our small family.” “It certainly is a great

many but I had to put eighteen into a cake.” “You must use fewer.” “I

will try.” Now Mrs. Dunlap knew, and the cook knew that she knew, that

he had paid a moderate price for the meat and was charging her for

eggs which he never bought or had disposed of himself. But through this

indirect method of dealing with him, by no means original with her,

she gained her end and saved the face of the Great Assistant. Had he

suffered “loss of face” probably nothing would have been said by him

at the time, but later he might have appeared before his mistress to

announce sorrowfully that his uncle or great-aunt had just died and

he must leave at once. Perhaps next day he would be found comfortably

installed in a neighbouring kitchen. Occasionally a young housekeeper,

new to China, undertakes to do her own marketing and even to dispense

with a cook altogether. But after a few days, or at the most a few

weeks, she usually gives up the trial she made so hopefully, realizing

that as conditions are in China it is next to impossible for a foreign

woman to do her own housework.

Following the taking of accounts came giving out “stores” for the day.

Housekeepers differ. Some keep nothing under lock and key. Others deal

out what is needed in minutest measure, a cupful of rice, a half cup of

sugar. Mrs. Dunlap found it expedient to follow a middle course, not

putting temptation in the cook’s way by giving him free access to the

stores, but at the same time showing that he was trusted by letting him

have a fairly liberal quantity at a time. If the supplies disappeared

too rapidly she dealt with him after the ordinary indirect fashion.

Frequently she and her neighbors helped one another by “comparing

notes.” “How long does a fifty pound bag of flour last you?” “How many

pounds of sugar do you average in a week?”

Mrs. Dunlap’s cook was an artist in his way. When the spirit moved

him he sent his cakes, pies, and puddings to the table ornamented in

a style that would do justice to a Fifth Avenue caterer. One day,

however, he gave the family a surprise. A cake was served for dinner

that had a most peculiar flavor. “I told the cook to use lemon filling,

but there is no taste of lemon about this,” declared Mrs. Dunlap,

critically sampling a bit of the cake. “No, and there _is_ a strong

taste of onion,” said her husband. “Oh, impossible! But yes, there

really is!” The cook was called in. “What did you make the filling of?”

questioned Mrs. Dunlap. “Onions,” was the prompt reply. “Onions! Why, I

told you to use lemon.” “No, the lady said onions, and I am an obedient

cook. I always do just as the lady bids.” Then suddenly it dawned on

the crest-fallen mistress that she _had_ ordered onion, the Chinese

word for that pungent vegetable and for lemon being somewhat alike. But

this was not quite as bad as the experiment of a friend’s cook, who,

with no malice whatever, but the best of intentions, flavored the soup

with kerosene oil, and on another occasion poured a liberal quantity

of hair oil into the pudding. As to cleanliness or rather the lack of

that admirable virtue in the moral make-up of many otherwise desirable

chefs, without question the least said the better. But when a cook is

discovered washing his waistcoat in the dishpan, or polishing the stove

with a fine tea-towel, if a summary dismissal ensues, can any one blame

the sorely-tried house-wife? Many a merry half hour the ladies of the

neighbourhood spend over their teacups sharing experiences both amusing

and tragic. The longer Mrs. Dunlap lived in China the more she realized

that while the “servant problem” in the Orient is not solved, as many

in Western lands seem to think it is, yet the excellencies of Chinese

servants are many and pronounced. These are more noticeably away from

the coast cities, and were more general before the recent revolution,

and even before 1900, but the sterling good qualities of the better

servants are still worthy of the highest praise. Where will more

devoted, faithful service be found? Were the children sick at night,

or was Mr. Dunlap leaving the city by a midnight boat or an early

train, the servants were on duty, eager and willing without a word of

complaint.

One time the Dunlaps arrived home from a journey at midnight to find a

hot supper awaiting them. It had been ready since seven o’clock when

the family was expected, but by some occult process known only to the

cook, the food had been kept from burning or drying up during the

intervening hours. The men were blinking and heavy-eyed, but absolutely

good-natured.

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