You may not believe it, but the bear I am going to tell you about really
had a bank account! He lived in the woods, as most bears do; but he
had a reputation which extended over all Norway and more than half of
England. Earls and baronets came every summer, with repeating-rifles
of the latest patent, and plaids and field-glasses and portable
cooking-stoves, intent upon killing him. But Mr. Bruin, whose only
weapons were a pair of paws and a pair of jaws, both uncommonly good of
their kind, though not patented, always managed to get away unscathed;
and that was sometimes more than the earls and the baronets did.
One summer the Crown Prince of Germany came to Norway. He also heard of
the famous bear that no one could kill, and made up his mind that he was
the man to kill it. He trudged for two days through bogs, and climbed
through glens and ravines, before he came on the scent of a bear, and a
bear’s scent, you may know, is strong, and quite unmistakable. Finally
he discovered some tracks in the moss, like those of a barefooted man,
or, I should rather say, perhaps, a man-footed bear. The Prince was
just turning the corner of a projecting rock, when he saw a huge, shaggy
beast standing on its hind legs, examining in a leisurely manner the
inside of a hollow tree, while a swarm of bees were buzzing about its
ears. It was just hauling out a handful of honey, and was smiling with
a grewsome mirth, when His Royal Highness sent it a bullet right in the
breast, where its heart must have been, if it had one. But, instead of
falling down flat, as it ought to have done, out of deference to the
Prince, it coolly turned its back, and gave its assailant a disgusted
nod over its shoulder as it trudged away through the underbrush.
The attendants ranged through the woods and beat the bushes in all
directions, but Mr. Bruin was no more to be seen that afternoon. It was
as if he had sunk into the earth; not a trace of him was to be found by
either dogs or men.
From that time forth the rumor spread abroad that this Gausdale Bruin
(for that was the name by which he became known) was enchanted. It was
said that he shook off bullets as a duck does water; that he had the
evil eye, and could bring misfortune to whomsoever he looked upon.
The peasants dreaded to meet him, and ceased to hunt him. His size was
described as something enormous, his teeth, his claws, and his eyes as
being diabolical beyond human conception. In the meanwhile Mr. Bruin had
it all his own way in the mountains, killed a young bull or a fat heifer
for his dinner every day or two, chased in pure sport a herd of sheep
over a precipice; and as for Lars Moe’s bay mare Stella, he nearly
finished her, leaving his claw-marks on her flank in a way that spoiled
her beauty forever.
Now Lars Moe himself was too old to hunt; and his nephew was--well, he
was not old enough. There was, in fact, no one in the valley who was of
the right age to hunt this Gausdale Bruin. It was of no use that Lars
Moe egged on the young lads to try their luck, shaming them, or offering
them rewards, according as his mood might happen to be. He was the
wealthiest man in the valley, and his mare Stella had been the apple of
his eye. He felt it as a personal insult that the bear should have dared
to molest what belonged to him, especially the most precious of all his
possessions. It cut him to the heart to see the poor wounded beauty,
with those cruel scratches on her thigh, and one stiff, aching leg done
up in oil and cotton. When he opened the stable-door, and was greeted
by Stella’s low, friendly neighing, or when she limped forward in her
box-stall and put her small, clean-shaped head on his shoulder, then
Lars Moe’s heart swelled until it seemed on the point of breaking. And
so it came to pass that he added a codicil to his will, setting aside
five hundred dollars of his estate as a reward to the man who, within
six years, should kill the Gausdale Bruin.
Soon after that, Lars Moe died, as some said, from grief and chagrin;
though the physician affirmed that it was of rheumatism of the heart.
At any rate, the codicil relating to the enchanted bear was duly read
before the church door, and pasted, among other legal notices, in the
vestibules of the judge’s and the sheriff’s offices. When the executors
had settled up the estate, the question arose in whose name or to whose
credit should be deposited the money which was to be set aside for the
benefit of the bear-slayer. No one knew who would kill the bear, or if
any one would kill it. It was a puzzling question.
“Why, deposit it to the credit of the bear,” said a jocose executor;
“then, in the absence of other heirs, his slayer will inherit it. That
is good old Norwegian practice, though I don’t know whether it has ever
been the law.”
“All right,” said the other executors, “so long as it is understood who
is to have the money, it does not matter.”
And so an amount equal to $500 was deposited in the county bank to the
credit of the Gausdale Bruin. Sir Barry Worthington, Bart., who came
abroad the following summer for the shooting, heard the story, and
thought it a good one. So, after having vainly tried to earn the prize
himself, he added another $500 to the deposit, with the stipulation that
he was to have the skin.
But his rival for parliamentary honors, Robert Stapleton, Esq., the
great iron-master, who had come to Norway chiefly to outshine Sir Barry,
determined that he was to have the skin of that famous bear, if any one
was to have it, and that, at all events, Sir Barry should not have
it. So Mr. Stapleton added $750 to the bear’s bank account, with the
stipulation that the skin should come to him.
Mr. Bruin, in the meanwhile, as if to resent this unseemly contention
about his pelt, made worse havoc among the herds than ever, and
compelled several peasants to move their dairies to other parts of the
mountains, where the pastures were poorer, but where they would be free
from his depredations. If the $1,750 in the bank had been meant as
a bribe or a stipend for good behavior, such as was formerly paid to
Italian brigands, it certainly could not have been more demoralizing
in its effect; for all agreed that, since Lars Moe’s death, Bruin
misbehaved worse than ever.