ON THE STAIRS.

_'Arry (to Halfred--taxing his memory)._ I dunno as I was ever 'ere

before--was _you?_

_Halfred (conscientiously)._ Not to remember.

_A Deliberate Old Gentleman, full of suppressed general information (to

his two boys)._ Now, the great thing is not to hurry--we shall find much

deserving of careful study here.

[_Faces of boys lengthen perceptibly._

_An Aunt (to Niece)._ You'd better go first, ELIZA; then you can read it

all out to me as we go along.

_Confused Murmurs_--"Where's Grandma?"--"It _is_ ridiklous to go pushing

like that!"--"Well, the Pit's a joke to this!" &c., &c.

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