CHAPTER II

Easy-going Austria--Vienna--Charm of town--A little piece of

history---International families--Family

pride--"Schlüssel-Geld"--Excellence of Vienna restaurants--The origin

of "_Croissants_"--Good looks of Viennese women--Strauss's

operettas--A ball in an old Vienna house--Court entertainments--The

Empress Elisabeth--Delightful environs of Vienna--The Berlin Congress

of 1878--Lord Beaconsfield--M. de Blowitz--Treaty telegraphed to

London--Environs of Berlin--Potsdam and its lakes--The bow-oar of the

Embassy "four"--Narrow escape of ex-Kaiser--The Potsdam

palaces--Transfer to Petrograd--Glamour of Russia--An evening with

the Crown Prince at Potsdam.

Our Embassy at Vienna was greatly overworked at this time, owing to

the illness of two of the staff, and some fresh developments of the

perennial "Eastern Question." I was accordingly "lent" to the Vienna

Embassy for as long as was necessary, and left at once for the

Austrian capital.

At the frontier station of Tetschen the transition from cast-iron,

dictatorial, overbearing Prussian efficiency to the good-natured,

easy-going, slipshod methods of the "ramshackle Empire" was

immediately apparent.

The change from Berlin to Vienna was refreshing. The straight,

monotonous, well-kept streets of the Northern capital lacked life and

animation. It was a very fine frame enclosing no picture. The

Vienna {49} streets were as gay as those of Paris, and one was

conscious of being in a city with centuries of traditions. The Inner

Town of Vienna with its narrow winding streets is extraordinarily

picturesque. The demolisher has not been given the free hand he has

been allowed in Paris, and the fine _baroque_ houses still remaining

give an air of great distinction to this part of the town, with its

many highly-decorative, if somewhat florid, fountains and columns.

One was no longer in the "pushful" atmosphere of Prussia. These

cheery, easy-going Viennese loved music and dancing, eating and

drinking, laughter and fun. They were quite content to drift lazily

down the stream of life, with as much enjoyment and as little trouble

as possible. They might be a decadent race, but they were

essentially _gemüthliche Leute_. The untranslatable epithet

_gemüthlich_ implies something at once "comfortable," "sociable,"

"cosy," and "pleasant."

The Austrian aristocracy were most charming people. They had all

intermarried for centuries, and if they did not trouble their

intellect much, there may have been physical difficulties connected

with the process for which they were not responsible. The degree of

warmth of their reception of foreigners was largely dependent upon

whether he, or she, could show the indispensable _sechzehn Ahnen_

(the "sixteen quarterings"). Once satisfied (or the reverse) as to

this point, to which they attach immense importance, the situation

became easier. As the whole of these people were interrelated, they

{50} were all on Christian names terms, and the various "Mitzis,"

"Kitzis," "Fritzis," and other characteristically Austrian

abbreviations were a little difficult to place at times.

It was impossible not to realise that the whole nation was living on

the traditions of their splendid past. It must be remembered that in

the sixteenth century the Hapsburgs ruled the whole of Europe with

the exception of France, England, Russia, and the Scandinavian

countries. For centuries after Charlemagne assumed the Imperial

Crown there had been only one Emperor in Europe, the "Holy Roman

Emperor," the "Heiliger Römischer Kaiser," the fiction being, of

course, that he was the descendant of the Cæsars. The word "Kaiser"

is only the German variant of Cæsar. France and England had always

consistently refused to acknowledge the overlordship of the Emperor,

but the prestige of the title in German-speaking lands was immense,

though the Holy Roman Empire itself was a mere simulacrum of power.

In theory the Emperor was elected; in practice the title came to be a

hereditary appanage of the proud Hapsburgs. It was, I think,

Talleyrand who said "L'Autrice a la Fächeuse habitude d'être toujours

battue," and this was absolutely true. Austria was defeated with

unfailing regularity in almost every campaign, and the Hapsburgs saw

their immense dominions gradually slipping from their grasp. It was

on May 14, 1804, that Napoleon was crowned Emperor of the French in

Paris, and Francis II, the last of {51} the Holy Roman Emperors, was

fully aware that Napoleon's next move would be to supplant him and

get himself elected as "Roman Emperor." This Napoleon would have

been able to achieve, as he had bribed the Electors of Bavaria,

Württemberg, and Saxony by creating them kings. For once a Hapsburg

acted with promptitude. On August 11, 1804, Francis proclaimed

himself hereditary Emperor of Austria, and two years later he

abolished the title of Holy Roman Emperor. The Empire, after a

thousand years of existence, flickered out ingloriously in 1806. The

pride of the Hapsburgs had received a hundred years previously a rude

shock. Peter the Great, after consolidating Russia, abolished the

title of Tsar of Muscovy, and proclaimed himself Emperor of All the

Russias; purposely using the same term "Imperator" as that employed

by the Roman Emperor, and thus putting himself on an equality with

him.

I know by experience that it is impossible to din into the heads of

those unfamiliar with Russia that since Peter the Great's time there

has never been a Tsar. The words "Tsar," "Tsarina," "Cesarevitch,"

beloved of journalists, exist only in their imagination; they are

never heard in Russia. The Russians termed their Emperor "Gosudar

Imperator," using either or both of the words. Empress is

"Imperatritza"; Heir Apparent "Nadslyédnik." If you mentioned the

words "Tsar" or "Tsarina" to any ordinary Russian peasant, I doubt if

he would understand you, but I am well {52} aware that it is no use

repeating this, the other idea is too firmly ingrained. The

Hapsburgs had yet another bitter pill to swallow. Down to the middle

of the nineteenth century the ancient prestige of the title Kaiser

and the glamour attached to it were maintained throughout the

Germanic Confederation, but in 1871 a second brand-new Kaiser arose

on the banks of the Spree, and the Hapsburgs were shorn of their long

monopoly.

Franz Josef of Austria must have rued the day when Sigismund sold the

sandy Mark of Brandenburg to Frederick Count of Hohenzollern in 1415,

and regretted the acquiescence in 1701 of his direct ancestor, the

Emperor Leopold I, in the Elector of Brandenburg's request that he

might assume the title of King of Prussia. The Hohenzollerns were

ever a grasping race. I think that it was Louis XIV of France who,

whilst officially recognising the new King of Prussia, refused to

speak of him as such, and always alluded to him as "Monsieur le

Marquis de Brandenbourg."

No wonder that the feeling of bitterness against Prussia amongst the

upper classes of Austria was very acute in the "'seventies." The

events of 1866 were still too recent to have been forgotten. In my

time the great Austrian ladies affected the broadest Vienna popular

dialect, probably to emphasise the fact that they were not Prussians.

Thus the sentence "ein Glas Wasser, bitte," became, written in

phonetic English, "a' Glawss Vawsser beet." I myself was much

rallied on my pedantic {53} North-German pronunciation, and had in

self-defence to adopt unfamiliar Austrian equivalents for many words.

The curious international families which seemed to abound in Vienna

always puzzled me. Thus the princes d'Aremberg are Belgians, but

there was one Prince d'Aremberg in the Austrian service, whilst his

brother was in the Prussian Diplomatic Service, the remainder of the

family being Belgians. There were, in the same way, many

German-speaking Pourtales in Berlin in the German service, and more

French-speaking ones in Paris in the French service. The Duc de Croy

was both a Belgian and an Austrian subject. The Croys are one of the

oldest families in Europe, and are _ebenbürtig_ ("born on an

equality") with all the German Royalties. They therefore show no

signs of respect to Archdukes and Archduchesses when they meet them.

Although I cannot vouch personally for them, never having myself seen

them, I am told that there are two pictures in the Croy Palace at

Brussels which reach the apogee of family pride. The first depicts

Noah embarking on his ark. Although presumably anxious about the

comfort of the extensive live-stock he has on board, Noah finds time

to give a few parting instructions to his sons. On what is

technically called a "bladder" issuing from his mouth are the words,

"And whatever you do, don't forget to bring with you the family

papers of the Croys." ("Et surtout ayez soin de ne pas oublier les

papiers de la Maison de Croy!") The {54} other picture represents

the Madonna and Child, with the then Duke of Croy kneeling in

adoration before them. Out of the Virgin Mary's mouth comes a

"bladder" with the words "But please put on your hat, dear cousin."

("Mais couvrez vous donc, cher cousin.")

The whole of Viennese life is regulated by one exceedingly tiresome

custom. After 10 or 10.15 p.m. the hall porter (known in Vienna as

the "House-master") of every house in the city has the right of

levying a small toll of threepence on each person entering or leaving

the house. The whole life of the Vienna bourgeois is spent in trying

to escape this tax, known as "Schlüssel-Geld." The theatres commence

accordingly at 6 p.m. or 6.30, which entails dining about 5 p.m. A

typical Viennese middle-class family will hurry out in the middle of

the last act and scurry home breathlessly, as the fatal hour

approaches. Arrived safely in their flat, in the last stages of

exhaustion, they say triumphantly to each other. "We have missed the

end of the play, and we are rather out of breath, but never mind, we

have escaped the 'Schlüssel-Geld,' and as we are four, that makes a

whole shilling saved!"

An equally irritating custom is the one that ordains that in

restaurants three waiters must be tipped in certain fixed

proportions. The "Piccolo," who brings the wine and bread, receives

one quarter of the tip; the "Speisetrager," who brings the actual

food, gets one half; the "Zahlkellner," {55} who brings the bill,

gets one quarter. All these must be given separately, so not only

does it entail a hideous amount of mental arithmetic, but it also

necessitates the perpetual carrying about of pocketfuls of small

change.

The Vienna restaurants were quite excellent, with a local cuisine of

extraordinary succulence, and more extraordinary names. A universal

Austrian custom, not only in restaurants but in private houses as

well, is to serve a glass of the delicious light Vienna beer with the

soup. Even at State dinners at the Hof-Burg, a glass of beer was

always offered with the soup. The red wine, Voslauer, grown in the

immediate vicinity of the city, is so good, and has such a

distinctive flavour, that I wonder it has never been exported. The

restaurants naturally suggest the matchless Viennese orchestras.

They were a source of never-ending delight to me. The distinction

they manage to give to quite commonplace little airs is

extraordinary. The popular songs, "Wiener-Couplets," melodious, airy

nothings, little light soap-bubbles of tunes, are one of the

distinctive features of Vienna. Played by an Austrian band as only

an Austrian band can play them, with astonishing vim and fire, and

supremely dainty execution, these little fragile melodies are quite

charming and irresistibly attractive. We live in a progressive age.

In the place of these Austrian bands with their finished execution

and consummately musicianly feeling, the twentieth century {56} has

invented the Jazz band with its ear-splitting, chaotic din.

There is a place in Vienna known as the Heiden-Schuss, or "Shooting

of the heathens." The origin of this is quite interesting.

In 1683 the Turks invaded Hungary, and, completely overrunning the

country, reached Vienna, to which they laid siege, for the second

time in its history. Incidentally, they nearly succeeded in

capturing it. During the siege bakers' apprentices were at work one

night in underground bakehouses, preparing the bread for next day's

consumption. The lads heard a rhythmic "thump, thump, thump," and

were much puzzled by it. Two of the apprentices, more intelligent

than the rest, guessed that the Turks were driving a mine, and ran

off to the Commandant of Vienna with their news. They saw the

principal engineer officer and told him of their discovery. He

accompanied them back to the underground bakehouse, and at once

determined that the boys were right. Having got the direction from

the sound, the Austrians drove a second tunnel, and exploded a

powerful counter-mine. Great numbers of Turks were killed, and the

siege was temporarily raised. On September 12 of the same year

(1683) John Sobieski, King of Poland, utterly routed the Turks, drove

them back into their own country, and Vienna was saved. As a reward

for the intelligence shown by the baker-boys, they were granted the

privilege of making and selling a rich kind of roll (into the {57}

composition of which butter entered largely) in the shape of the

Turkish emblem, the crescent. These rolls became enormously popular

amongst the Viennese, who called them _Kipfeln_. When Marie

Antoinette married Louis XVI of France, she missed her Kipfel, and

sent to Vienna for an Austrian baker to teach his Paris _confrères_

the art of making them. These rolls, which retained their original

shape, became as popular in Paris as they had been in Vienna, and

were known as _Croissants_, and that is the reason why one of the

rolls which are brought you with your morning coffee in Paris will be

baked in the form of a crescent.

The extraordinary number of good-looking women, of all classes to be

seen in the streets of Vienna was most striking, especially after

Berlin, where a lower standard of feminine beauty prevailed.

Particularly noticeable were the admirable figures with which most

Austrian women are endowed. In the far-off "'seventies" ladies did

not huddle themselves into a shapeless mass of abbreviated oddments

of material--they dressed, and their clothes fitted them; and a woman

on whom Nature (or Art) had bestowed a good figure was able to

display her gifts to the world. In the same way, Fashion did not

compel a pretty girl to smother up her features in unbecoming tangles

of tortured hair. The usual fault of Austrian faces is their breadth

across the cheek-bones; the Viennese too have a decided tendency {58}

to _embonpoint_, but in youth these defects are not accentuated.

Amongst the Austrian aristocracy the great beauty of the girls was

very noticeable, as was their height, in marked contrast to the short

stature of most of the men. I have always heard that one of the

first outward signs of the decadence of a race is that the girls grow

taller, whilst the men get shorter.

The Vienna theatres are justly celebrated. At the Hof-Burg Theatre

may be seen the most finished acting on the German stage. The Burg

varied its programme almost nightly, and it was an amusing sight to

see the troops of liveried footmen inquiring at the box-office, on

behalf of their mistresses, whether the play to be given that night

was or was not a _Comtessen-Stück_, _i.e._, a play fit for young

girls to see. The box-keeper always gave a plain "Yes" or "No" in

reply. After Charles Garnier's super-ornate pile in Paris, the

Vienna Opera-house is the finest in Europe, and the musical standard

reaches the highest possible level, completely eclipsing Paris in

that respect. In the "'seventies" Johann Strauss's delightful comic

operas still retained their vogue. Bubbling over with merriment,

full of delicious ear-tickling melodies, and with a "go" and an

irresistible intoxication about them that no French composer has ever

succeeded in emulating, these operettas, "Die Fledermaus," "Prinz

Methusalem," and "La Reine Indigo," would well stand revival. When

the "Fledermaus" {59} was revived in London some ten years ago it

ran, if my memory serves me right, for nearly a year. Occasionally

Strauss himself conducted one of his own operettas; then the

orchestra, responding to his magical baton, played like very demons.

Strauss had one peculiarity. Should he be dissatisfied with the vim

the orchestra put into one of his favourite numbers, he would snatch

the instrument from the first violin and play it himself. Then the

orchestra answered like one man, and one left the theatre with the

entrancing strains still tingling in one's ears.

The family houses of most of the Austrian nobility were in the Inner

Town, the old walled city, where space was very limited. These fine

old houses, built for the greater part in the Italian baroque style,

though splendid for entertaining, were almost pitch dark and very

airless in the daytime. Judging, too, from the awful smells in them,

they must have been singularly insanitary dwellings. The Lobkowitz

Palace, afterwards the French Embassy, was so dark by day that

artificial light had always to be used. In the great seventeenth

century ball-room of the Lobkowitz Palace there was a railed off

oak-panelled alcove containing a bust of Beethoven, an oak table, and

three chairs. It was in that alcove, and at that table, that

Beethoven, when librarian to Prince Lobkowitz, composed some of his

greatest works.

Our own Embassy in the Metternichgasse, built {60} by the British

Government, was rather cramped and could in no way compare with the

Berlin house.

I remember well a ball given by Prince S----, head of one of the

greatest Austrian families, in his fine but extremely dark house in

the Inner Town. It was Prince S----'s custom on these occasions to

have three hundred young peasants sent up from his country estates,

and to have them all thrust into the family livery. These bucolic

youths, looking very sheepish in their unfamiliar plush breeches and

stockings, with their unkempt heads powdered, and with swords at

their sides, stood motionless on every step of the staircase. I

counted one hundred of these rustic retainers on the staircase alone.

They would have looked better had their liveries occasionally fitted

them. The ball-room at Prince S----'s was hung with splendid

Brussels seventeenth century tapestry framed in mahogany panels,

heavily carved and gilt. I have never seen this combination of

mahogany, gilding, and tapestry anywhere else. It was wonderfully

decorative, and with the elaborate painted ceiling made a fine

setting for an entertainment. It was a real pleasure to see how

whole-heartedly the Austrians threw themselves into the dancing. I

think they all managed to retain a child's power of enjoyment, and

they never detracted from this by any unnecessary brainwork. Still

they were delightfully friendly, easy-going people. A distinctive

feature of every Vienna ball {61} was the "Comtessen-Zimmer," or room

reserved for girls. At the end of every dance they all trooped in

there, giggling and gossiping, and remained there till the music for

the next dance struck up. No married woman dared intrude into the

"Comtessen-Zimmer," and I shudder to think of what would have

befallen the rash male who ventured to cross that jealously-guarded

threshold. I imagine that the charming and beautifully-dressed

Austrian married women welcomed this custom, for between the dances

at all events they could still hold the field, free from the

competition of a younger and fresher generation.

At Prince S----'s, at midnight, armies of rustic retainers, in their

temporary disguise, brought battalions of supper tables into the

ball-room, and all the guests sat down to a hot supper at the same

time. As an instance of how Austrians blended simplicity with a

great love of externals, I see from my diary that the supper

consisted of bouillon, of plain-boiled carp with horse-radish, of

thick slices of hot roast beef, and a lemon ice--and nothing else

whatever. A sufficiently substantial repast, but hardly in

accordance with modern ideas as to what a ball-supper should consist

of. The young peasants, considering that it was their first attempt

at waiting, did not break an undue number of plates; they tripped at

times, though, over their unaccustomed swords, and gaped vacantly, or

would get hitched up with each other, when more dishes crashed to

their doom.

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In Vienna there was a great distinction drawn between a "Court Ball"

(Hof-Ball) and a "Ball at the Court" (Ball bei Hof). To the former

everyone on the Palace list was invited, to the latter only a few

people; and the one was just as crowded and disagreeable as the other

was the reverse. The great rambling pile of the Hof-Burg contains

some very fine rooms and a marvellous collection of works of art, and

the so-called "Ceremonial Apartments" are of quite Imperial

magnificence, but the general effect was far less striking than in

Berlin.

In spite of the beauty of the women, the _coup d'oeil_ was spoilt by

the ugly Austrian uniforms. After the disastrous campaign of 1866,

the traditional white of the Austrian Army was abolished, and the

uniforms were shorn of all unnecessary trappings. The military

tailors had evolved hideous garments, ugly in colour, unbecoming in

cut. One can only trust that they proved very economical, but the

contrast with the splendid and admirably made uniforms of the

Prussian Army was very marked. The Hungarian magnates in their

traditional family costumes (from which all Hussar uniforms are

derived) added a note of gorgeous colour, with their gold-laced

tunics and their many-hued velvet slung-jackets. I remember, on the

occasion of Queen Victoria's Jubilee in 1887, the astonishment caused

by a youthful and exceedingly good-looking Hungarian who appeared at

Buckingham Palace in skin-tight blue breeches {63} lavishly

embroidered with gold over the thighs, entirely gilt Hessian boots to

the knee, and a tight-fitting tunic cut out of a real tiger-skin,

fastened with some two dozen turquoise buttons the size of

five-shilling pieces. When this resplendent youth reappeared in

London ten years later at the Diamond Jubilee, it was with a tonsured

head, and he was wearing the violet robes of a prelate of the Roman

Church.

As an instance of the inflexibility of the cast-iron rules of the

Hapsburg Court: I may mention that the beautiful Countess Karolyi,

Austrian Ambassadress in Berlin, was never asked to Court in Vienna,

as she lacked the necessary "sixteen quarterings." To a non-Austrian

mind it seems illogical that the lovely lady representing Austria in

Berlin should have been thought unfitted for an invitation from her

own Sovereign.

The immense deference paid to the Austrian Archdukes and

Archduchesses was very striking after the comparatively unceremonious

fashion in which minor German royalties (always excepting the Emperor

and the Crown Prince) were treated in Berlin. The Archduchesses

especially were very tenacious of their privileges. They never could

forget that they were Hapsburgs, and exacted all the traditional

signs of respect.

The unfortunate Empress Elisabeth, destined years after to fall under

the dagger of an assassin at Geneva, made but seldom a public

appearance in her husband's dominions. She had an almost {64} morbid

horror of fulfilling any of the duties of her position. During my

stay in the Austrian capital I only caught one glimpse of her,

driving through the streets. She was astonishingly handsome, with

coiled masses of dark hair, and a very youthful and graceful figure,

but the face was so impassive that it produced the effect of a

beautiful, listless mask. The Empress was a superb horse-woman, and

every single time she rode she was literally sewn into her habit by a

tailor, in order to ensure a perfect fit.

The innumerable cafés of Vienna were crowded from morning to night.

Seeing them crammed with men in the forenoon, one naturally wondered

how the business of the city was transacted. Probably, in typical

Austrian fashion, these worthy Viennese left their businesses to take

care of themselves whilst they enjoyed themselves in the cafés. The

super-excellence of the Vienna coffee would afford a more or less

legitimate excuse for this. Nowhere in the world is such coffee

made, and a "Capuziner," or a "Melange," the latter with thick

whipped cream on the top of it, were indeed things of joy.

Few capitals are more fortunate in their environs than Vienna. The

beautiful gardens and park of Schönbrunn Palace have a sort of

intimate charm which is wholly lacking at Versailles. They are

stately, yet do not overwhelm you with a sense of vast spaces. They

are crowned by a sort of temple, known as the Gloriette, {65} from

which a splendid view is obtained.

In less than three hours from the capital, the railway climbs 3,000

feet to the Semmering, where the mountain scenery is really grand.

During the summer months the whole of Vienna empties itself on to the

Semmering and the innumerable other hill-resorts within easy distance

from the city.

When the time came for my departure, I felt genuinely sorry at

leaving this merry, careless, music and laughter-loving town, and

these genial, friendly, hospitable incompetents. I feel some

compunction in using this word, as people had been very good to me.

I cannot help feeling, though, that it is amply warranted. A bracing

climate is doubtless wholesome; but a relaxing one can be very

pleasant for a time. I went back to Berlin feeling like a boy

returning to school after his holidays.

The Viennese had but little love for their upstart rival on the

Spree. They had invented the name "Parvenupopolis" for Berlin, and a

little popular song, which I may be forgiven for quoting in the

original German, expressed their sentiments fairly accurately:

Es gibt nur eine Kaiserstadt,

Es gibt nur ein Wien;

Es gibt nur ein Raubernest,

Und das heisst Berlin.

I had a Bavarian friend in Berlin. We talked over the amazing

difference in temperament there {66} was between the Austrians and

the Prussians, and the curious charm there was about the former,

lacking in intellect though they might be, a charm wholly lacking in

the pushful, practical Prussians. My friend agreed, but claimed the

same attractive qualities for his own beloved Bavarians; "but," he

added impressively, "mark my words, in twenty years from now the

whole of Germany will be Prussianised!" ("_Ganz Deutschland wird

verpreussert werden_") Events have shown how absolutely correct my

Bavarian friend was in his forecast.

In June, 1878, the great Congress for the settlement of the terms of

peace between Russia and Turkey assembled in Berlin. It was an

extraordinarily interesting occasion, for almost every single

European notability was to be seen in the German capital. The

Russian plenipotentiaries were the veteran Prince Gortchakoff and

Count Peter Schouvaloff, that most genial _faux-bonhomme_; the Turks

were championed by Ali Pasha and by Katheodory Pasha. Great Britain

was represented by Lords Beaconsfield and Salisbury; Austria by Count

Andrassy, the Prime Minister; France by M. Waddington. In spite of

the very large staff brought out from London by the British

plenipotentiaries, an enormous amount of work fell upon us at the

Embassy.

To a youngster there is something very fascinating in being regarded

as so worthy of confidence that the most secret details of the great

game of diplomacy were all known to him from {67} day to day. A boy

of twenty-one feels very proud of the trust reposed in him, and at

being the repository of such weighty and important secrets. That is

the traditional method of the British Diplomatic Service.

As all the Embassies gave receptions in honour of their own

plenipotentiaries, we met almost nightly all the great men of Europe,

and had occasional opportunities for a few words with them. Prince

Gortchakoff, who fancied himself Bismarck's only rival, was a little,

short, tubby man in spectacles; wholly undistinguished in appearance,

and looking for all the world like an average French provincial

notaire. Count Andrassy, the Hungarian, was a tall, strikingly

handsome man, with an immense head of hair. To me, he always

recalled the leader of a "Tzigane" orchestra. M. Waddington talked

English like an Englishman, and was so typically British in

appearance that it was almost impossible to realise that he was a

Frenchman. Our admiration for him was increased when we learnt that

he had rowed in the Cambridge Eight. But without any question

whatever, the personality which excited the greatest interest at the

Berlin Congress was that of Lord Beaconsfield, the Jew who by sheer

force of intellect had raised himself from nothing into his present

commanding position. His peculiar, colourless, inscrutable face,

with its sphinx-like impassiveness; the air of mystery which somehow

clung about him; the romantic story of his career; even the remnants

of {68} dandyism which he still retained in his old age--all these

seemed to whet the insatiable public curiosity about him. Some

enterprising Berlin tradesmen had brought out fans, with leaves

composed of plain white vellum, designed expressly for the Congress.

Armed with one of these fans, and with pen and ink, indefatigable

feminine autograph-hunters moved about at these evening receptions,

securing the signatures of the plenipotentiaries on the white vellum

leaves. Many of those fans must still be in existence, and should

prove very interesting to-day. Bismarck alone invariably refused his

autograph.

At all these gatherings, M. de Blowitz, the then Paris correspondent

of the _Times_, was much to the fore. In the "'seventies" the

prestige of the _Times_ on the Continent of Europe was enormous. In

reality the influence of the _Times_ was very much overrated, since

all Continentals persisted in regarding it as the inspired mouthpiece

of the British Government. Great was the _Times_, but greater still

was de Blowitz, its prophet. This most remarkable man was a

veritable prince of newspaper correspondents. There was no move on

the European chess-board of which he was not cognisant, and as to

which he did not keep his paper well informed, and his information

was always accurate. De Blowitz knew no English, and his lengthy

daily telegrams to the _Times_ were always written in French and were

translated in London. He was really a Bohemian Jew of the name of

{69} Oppen, and he had bestowed the higher-sounding name of de

Blowitz on himself. He was a very short, fat little man, with

immensely long grey side-whiskers, and a most consequential manner.

He was a very great personage indeed in official circles. De Blowitz

has in his Memoirs given a full account of the trick by which he

learnt of the daily proceedings of the Congress and so transmitted

them to his paper. I need not, therefore, go into details about

this; it is enough to say that a daily exchange of hats, in the

lining of the second of which a summary of the day's deliberations

was concealed, played a great part in it.

When the Treaty had been drawn up in French, Lord Salisbury rather

startled us by saying that he wished it translated into English and

cyphered to London that very evening _in extenso_. This was done to

obviate the possibility of the news-paper correspondents getting a

version of the Treaty through to London before the British Government

had received the actual text. As the Treaty was what I, in the light

of later experiences, would now describe as of fifteen thousand words

length, this was a sufficiently formidable undertaking. Fifteen of

us sat down to the task about 6 p.m., and by working at high pressure

we got the translation finished and the last cyphered sheet sent off

to the telegraph office by 5 a.m. The translation done at such

breakneck speed was possibly a little crude in places. One clause in

the Treaty provided that ships in ballast were to have {70} free

passage through the Dardanelles. Now the French for "ships in

ballast," is "_navires en lest_." The person translating this (who

was not a member of the British Diplomatic Service) rendered

"_navires en lest_" as "ships in the East," and in this form it was

cyphered to London. As, owing to the geographical position of the

Dardanelles, any ship approaching them would be, in one sense of the

term, a "ship in the East," there was considerable perturbation in

Downing Street over this clause, until the mistake was discovered.

Berlin has wonderful natural advantages, considering that it is

situated in a featureless, sandy plain. In my day it was quite

possible to walk from the Embassy into a real, wild pine-forest, the

Grünewald. The Grünewald, being a Royal forest, was unbuilt on, and

quite unspoilt. It extended for miles, enclosing many pretty little

lakelets. Now I understand that it has been invaded by "villa

colonies," so its old charm of wildness must have vanished. The

Tiergarten, too, the park of Berlin, retains in places the look of a

real country wood. It is inadvisable to venture into the Tiergarten

after nightfall, should you wish to retain possession of your watch,

purse, and other portable property. The sandy nature of the soil

makes it excellent for riding. Within quite a short distance of the

city you can find tracts of heathery moor, and can get a good gallop

almost anywhere.

There is quite fair partridge-shooting, too, within {71} a few miles

of Berlin, in the immense potato fields, though the entire absence of

cover in this hedgeless land makes it very difficult at times to

approach the birds. It is pre-eminently a country for "driving"

partridges, though most Germans prefer the comparatively easy shots

afforded by "walking the birds up."

Potsdam has had but scant justice done it by foreigners. The town is

almost surrounded by the river Havel, which here broadens out into a

series of winding, wooded lakes, surrounded by tree-clad hills. The

Potsdam lakes are really charmingly pretty, and afford an admirable

place for rowing or sailing. Neither of these pursuits seems to make

the least appeal to Germans. The Embassy kept a small yacht at

Potsdam, but she was practically the only craft then on the lakes.

As on all narrow waters enclosed by wooded hills, the sailing was

very tricky, owing to the constant shifting of the wind. Should it

be blowing fresh, it was advisable to sail under very light canvas;

and it was always dangerous to haul up the centre-board, even when

"running," as on rounding some wooded point you would get "taken

aback" to a certainty. Once in the fine open stretch of water

between Wansee and Spandau, you could hoist every stitch of canvas

available, and indulge with impunity in the most complicated nautical

manoeuvres. Possibly my extreme fondness for the Potsdam lakes may

be due to their extraordinary resemblance to the lakes at my own

Northern country home.

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The Embassy also owned a light Thames-built four-oar. At times a

short, thick-set young man of nineteen pulled bow in our four. The

short young man had a withered arm, and the doctors hoped that the

exercise of rowing might put some strength into it. He seemed quite

a commonplace young man, yet this short, thick-set youth was destined

less than forty years after to plunge the world into the greatest

calamity it has ever known; to sacrifice millions and millions of

human lives to his own inordinate ambition; and to descend to

posterity as one of the most sinister characters in the pages of

history.

Moored in the "Jungfernsee," one of the Potsdam lakes, lay a

miniature sailing frigate, a complete model of a larger craft down to

the smallest details. This toy frigate had been a present from King

William IV of England to the then King of Prussia. The little

frigate had been built in London, and though of only 30-tons burden,

had been sailed down the Thames, across the North Sea, and up the

Elbe and Havel to Potsdam, by a British naval officer. A pretty bit

of seamanship! I have always heard that it was the sight of this toy

frigate, lying on the placid lake at Potsdam, that first inspired

William of Hohenzollern with the idea of building a gigantic navy.

The whole history of the world might have been changed by an incident

which occurred on these same Potsdam lakes in 1880. I have already

said that William of Hohenzollern, then only Prince {73} William,

pulled at times in our Embassy four, in the hope that it might

strengthen his withered arm. He was very anxious to see if he could

learn to scull, in spite of his physical defect, and asked the

Ambassadress, Lady Ampthill, whether she would herself undertake to

coach him. Lady Ampthill consented, and met Prince William next day

at the landing-stage with a light Thames-built skiff, belonging to

the Embassy. Lady Ampthill, with the caution of one used to light

boats, got in carefully, made her way aft, and grasped the

yoke-lines. She then explained to Prince William that this was not a

heavy boat such as he had been accustomed to, that he must exercise

extreme care, and in getting in must tread exactly in the centre of

the boat. William of Hohenzollern, who had never taken advice from

anyone in his life, and was always convinced that he himself knew

best, responded by jumping into the boat from the landing-stage,

capsizing it immediately, and throwing himself and Lady Ampthill into

the water. Prince William, owing to his malformation, was unable to

swim one stroke, but help was at hand. Two of the Secretaries of the

British Embassy had witnessed the accident, and rushed up to aid.

The so-called "Naval Station" was close by, where the Emperor's

Potsdam yacht lay, a most singularly shabby old paddle-boat. Some

German sailors from the "Naval Post" heard the shouting and ran up,

and a moist, and we will trust a chastened William and a dripping

Ambassadress were {74} eventually rescued from the lake. Otherwise

William of Hohenzollern might have ended his life in the

"Jungfernsee" at Potsdam that day, and millions of other men would

have been permitted to live out their allotted span of existence.

Potsdam itself is quite a pleasing town, with a half-Dutch,

half-Italian physiognomy. Both were deliberately borrowed; the first

by Frederick William I, who constructed the tree-lined canals which

give Potsdam its half-Batavian aspect; the second by Frederick the

Great, who fronted Teutonic dwellings with façades copied from Italy

to add dignity to the town. It must in justice be added that both

are quite successful, though Potsdam, like most other things

connected with the Hohenzollerns, has only a couple of hundred years'

tradition behind it. The square opposite the railway really does

recall Italy. The collection of palaces at Potsdam is bewildering.

Of these, three are of the first rank: the Town Palace, Sans-souci,

and the great pile of the "New Palace." Either Frederick the Great

was very fortunate in his architects, or else he chose them with

great discrimination. The Town Palace, even in my time but seldom

inhabited, is very fine in the finished details of its decoration.

Sans-souci is an absolute gem; its rococo style may be a little

over-elaborate, but it produces the effect of a finished, complete

whole, in the most admirable taste; even though the exuberant

imagination of the eighteenth century has been allowed to run riot in

it. The gardens of Sans-souci, too, {75} are most attractive. The

immense red-brick building of the New Palace was erected by Frederick

the Great during the Seven Years' War, out of sheer bravado. He was

anxious to impress on his enemies the fact that his financial

resources were not yet exhausted. Considering that he already

possessed two stately palaces within a mile of it, the New Palace may

be looked upon as distinctly a work of supererogation, also as an

appalling waste of money. As a piece of architecture, it is

distinctly a success. This list does not, however, nearly exhaust

the palatial resources of Potsdam. The eighteenth century had

contributed its successes; it remained for the nineteenth to add its

failures. Babelsberg, the old Emperor William's favourite residence,

was an awful example of a ginger-bread pseudo-Gothic castle. The

Marble Palace on the so-called "Holy Lake" was a dull, unimaginative

building; and the "Red Prince's" house at Glienicke was frankly

terrible. The main features of this place was an avenue of huge

cast-iron gilded lions. These golden lions were such a blot on an

otherwise charming landscape that one felt relieved by recalling that

the apparently ineradicable tendency of the children of Israel to

erect Golden Calves at various places in olden days had always been

severely discountenanced.

In spite of the carpenter-Gothic of Babelsberg, and of the pinchbeck

golden lions of Glienicke, Potsdam will remain in my mind, to the end

of my life, associated with memories of fresh breezes {76} and

bellying sails; of placid lakes and swift-gliding keels responding to

the straining muscles of back and legs; a place of verdant hills

dipping into clear waters; of limbs joyously cleaving those clear

waters with all the exultation of the swimmer; a place of rest and

peace, with every fibre in one's being rejoicing in being away, for

the time being, from crowded cities and stifling streets, in the free

air amidst woods, waters, and gently-swelling, tree-clad heights.

A year later, I was notified that I was transferred to Petrograd,

then of course still known as St. Petersburg. This was in accordance

with the dearest wish of my heart. Ever since my childhood's days I

had been filled with an intense desire to go to Russia. Like most

people unacquainted with the country, I had formed the most

grotesquely incorrect mental pictures of Russia. I imagined it a

vast Empire of undreamed of magnificence, pleasantly tempered with

relics of barbarism; and all these glittering splendours were

enveloped in the snow and ice of a semi-Arctic climate, which gave

additional piquancy to their glories. I pictured huge tractless

forests, their dark expanse only broken by the shimmering golden

domes of the Russian churches. I fancied this glamour-land peopled

by a species of transported French, full of culture, and all of them

polyglot, more brilliant and infinitely more intellectual than their

West European prototypes. I imagined this hyperborean paradise

served by a race of super-astute {77} diplomatists and officials,

with whom we poor Westerners could not hope to contend, and by

Generals whom no one could withstand. The evident awe with which

Germans envisaged their Eastern neighbours strengthened this idea,

and both in England and in France I had heard quite responsible

persons gloomily predict, after contemplating the map, that the

Northern Colossus was fatally destined at some time to absorb the

whole of the rest of Europe.

Apart then from its own intrinsic attraction, I used to gaze at the

map of Russia with some such feelings as, I imagine, the early

Christians experienced when, on their Sunday walks in Rome, they went

to look at the lions in their dens in the circus, and speculated as

to their own sensations when, as seemed but too probable, they might

have to meet these interesting quadrupeds on the floor of the arena,

in a brief, exciting, but definitely final encounter.

Everything I had seen or heard about this mysterious land had

enhanced its glamour. The hair-raising rumours which reached Berlin

as to revolutionary plots and counter-plots; the appalling stories

one heard about the terrible secret police; the atmosphere of

intrigue which seemed indigenous to the place--all added to its

fascinations. Even the externals were attractive. I had attended

weddings and funeral services at the chapel of the Russian Embassy.

Here every detail was exotic, and utterly dissimilar to anything in

one's previous {78} experience. The absence of seats, organ, or

pulpit in the chapel itself; the elaborate Byzantine decorations of

the building; the exquisitely beautiful but quite unfamiliar singing;

the long-bearded priests in their archaic vestments of unaccustomed

golden brocades--everything struck a novel note. It all came from a

world apart, centuries removed from the prosaic routine of Western

Europe.

Even quite minor details, such as the curiously sumptuous Russian

national dresses of the ladies of the Embassy at Court functions, the

visits to Berlin of the Russian ballets and troupes of Russian

singing gipsies, had all the same stamp of strong racial

individuality, of something temperamentally different from all we had

been accustomed to.

I was overjoyed at the prospect of seeing for myself at last this

land of mingled splendour and barbarism, this country which had

retained its traditional racial characteristics in spite of the

influences of nineteenth century drab uniformity of type.

As the Petrograd Embassy was short-handed at the time, it was settled

that I should postpone my leave for some months and proceed to Russia

without delay.

The Crown Prince and Crown Princess, who had been exceedingly kind to

me during my stay in Berlin, were good enough to ask me to the New

Palace at Potsdam for one night, to take leave of them.

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I had never before had an opportunity of going all over the New

Palace. I thought it wonderfully fine, though quite French in

feeling. The rather faded appearance of some of the rooms increased

their look of dignity. It was not of yesterday. The great "Shell

Hall," or "Muschel-Saal," much admired of Prussians, is frankly

horrible; one of the unfortunate aberrations of eighteenth century

taste of which several examples occur in English country-houses of

the same date.

My own bedroom was charming; of the purest Louis XV, with apple-green

polished panelling and heavily silvered mouldings and mirrors.

Nothing could be more delightful than the Crown Prince's manner on

occasions such as this. The short-lived Emperor Frederick had the

knack of blending absolute simplicity with great dignity, as had the

Empress Frederick. For the curious in such matters, and as an

instance of the traditional frugality of the Prussian Court, I may

add that supper that evening, at which only the Crown Prince and

Princess, the equerry and lady-in-waiting, and myself were present,

consisted solely of curds and whey, veal cutlets, and a rice pudding.

Nothing else whatever. We sat afterwards in a very stately, lofty,

thoroughly French room. The Crown Prince, the equerry, and myself

drank beer, whilst the Prince smoked his long pipe. It seemed

incongruous to drink beer amid such absolutely French surroundings.

I noticed that the Crown Princess always laid down her needlework to

refill {80} her husband's pipe and to bring him a fresh tankard of

beer. The "Kronprinzliches Paar," as a German would have described

them, were both perfectly charming in their conversation with a dull,

uninteresting youth of twenty-one. They each had marvellous

memories, and recalled many trivial half-forgotten details about my

own family. That evening in the friendly atmosphere of the great,

dimly-lit room in the New Palace at Potsdam will always live in my

memory.

Two days afterwards I drove through the trim, prosaic, well-ordered,

stuccoed streets of Berlin to the Eastern Station; for me, the

gateway to the land of my desires, vast, mysterious Russia.

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