AS A BAKER

I have been asked frequently: "How did you ever come to go into the

baking business?" I shall now proceed to answer the question, although

the story is a long one.

My mother had an aunt, Juana Nessi, who was a sister of her father's.

This lady was reasonably attractive when young, and married a rich

gentleman just returned from America, whose name was Don Matías Lacasa.

Once settled in Madrid, Don Matías, who deemed himself an eagle, when,

in reality, he was a common barnyard rooster, embarked upon a series of

undertakings that failed with truly extraordinary unanimity. About 1870,

a physician from Valencia by the name of Martí, who had visited Vienna,

gave him an account of the bread they make there, and of the yeast they

use to raise it, enlarging upon the profits which lay ready to hand in

that line.

Don Matías was convinced, and he bought an old house near the Church of

the Descalzas upon Martí's advice. It stood in a street which boasted

only one number--the number 2. I believe the street was, and still is,

called the Calle de la Misericordia.

Martí set up ovens in the old building by the Church of the Descalzas,

and the business began to yield fabulous profits. Being a devotee of the

life of pleasure, Martí died three or four years after the business had

been established, and Don Matías continued his gallinaceous evolutions

until he was utterly ruined, and had pawned everything he possessed,

remaining at last with the bakery as his only means of support.

He succeeded in entangling and ruining that, too, before he died. My

aunt then wrote my mother requesting that my brother Ricardo come up to

Madrid.

My brother remained in Madrid for some time, when he grew tired and

left; then I went, and later we were both there together, making an

effort to improve the business and to push it ahead. Times were bad:

there was no way of pushing ahead. Surely the proverb "Where flour is

lacking, everything goes packing," could never have been applied with

more truth. And we could get no flour.

When the bakery was just about to do better, the Conde de Romanones, who

was our landlord in those days, notified us that the building was to be

torn down.

Then our troubles began. We were obliged to move elsewhere, and to

undertake alterations, for which money was indispensable, but we had no

money. In that predicament, we began to speculate upon the Exchange, and

the Exchange proved a kind mother to us; it sustained us until we were

on our feet again. As soon as we had established ourselves upon another

site, we proceeded to lose money, so we withdrew.

It is not surprising, therefore, that I have always regarded the Stock

Exchange as a philanthropic institution, or that, on the other hand, a

church has always seemed a sombre place in which a black priest leaps

forth from behind a confessional to seize one by the throat in the dark,

and to throttle him.

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