THE MAJOR TEACHES US HOW TO PLAY WHIST SO AS NEVER TO LOSE, WHICH IS BY
PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER, AND INTO EACH OTHER'S HANDS.
The next day I went to the banker's, drew out 150 pounds and set off
with Timothy for --. Fleta threw herself into my arms, and sobbed with
joy. When I told her Timothy was outside, and wished to see her, she
asked why he did not come in; and, to show how much she had been
accustomed to see, without making remarks, when he made his appearance
in his livery, she did not, by her countenance, express the least
surprise, nor, indeed, did she put any questions to me on the subject.
The lady who kept the school praised her very much for docility and
attention, and shortly after left the room. Fleta then took the chain
from around her neck into her hand, and told me that she did recollect
something about it, which was, that the lady whom she remembered, wore a
long pair of ear-rings, of the same make and materials. She could not,
however, call to mind anything else. I remained with the little girl
for three hours, and then returned to London--taking my luggage from the
hotel, and installed myself into the apartments of Major Carbonnell.
The major adhered to his promise; we certainly lived well, for he could
not live otherwise; but in every other point he was very careful not to
add to expense. The season was now over, and everybody of consequence
quitted the metropolis. To remain in town would be to lose caste, and
we had a conference where we should proceed.
"Newland," said the major, "you have created a sensation this season,
which has done great honour to my patronage; but I trust, next spring,
that I shall see you form a good alliance; for, believe me, out of the
many heartless beings we have mingled with, there are still not only
daughters, but mothers, who are not influenced by base and sordid
views."
"Why, Carbonnell, I never heard you venture upon so long a moral speech
before."
"True, Newland, and it may be a long while before I do so again: the
world is my oyster, which I must open, that I may live; but recollect, I
am only trying to recover my own, which the world has swindled me out
of. There was a time when I was even more disinterested, more
confiding, and more innocent than you were when I first took you in
hand. I suffered, and was ruined by my good qualities; and I now live
and do well by having discarded them. We must fight the world with its
own weapons; but still, as I said before, there is some good in it, some
pure ore amongst the dross; and it is possible to find high rank and
large fortune, and at the same time an innocent mind. If you do marry,
I will try hard but you shall possess both; not that fortune can be of
much consequence to you."
"Depend upon it, Carbonnell, I never will marry without fortune."
"I did not know that I had schooled you so well: be it so--it is but
fair that you should expect it; and it shall be an item in the match, if
I have anything to do with it."
"But why are you so anxious that I should marry, Carbonnell?"
"Because I think you will, in all probability, avoid the gaming-table,
which I should have taken you to myself had you been in possession of
your fortune when I first knew you, and have had my share of your
plucking; but now I do know you, I have that affection for you that I
think it better you should not lose your all; for observe, Newland, my
share of your spoliation would not be more than what I have, and may
still receive, from you; and if you marry and settle down, there will
always be a good house and a good table for me, as long as I find favour
with your wife; and, at all events, a friend in need, that I feel
convinced of. So now you have my reasons; some smack of the
disinterestedness of former days, others of my present worldliness; you
may believe which you please." And the major laughed as he finished his
speech.
"Carbonnell," replied I, "I will believe that the better feelings
predominate--that the world has made you what you are; and that had you
not been ruined by the world, you would have been disinterested and
generous; even now, your real nature often gains the ascendency, and I
am sure that in all that you have done, which is not defensible, your
poverty, and not your will, has consented. Now, blunted by habit and
time, the suggestions of conscience do not often give you any
uneasiness."
"You are very right, my dear fellow," replied the major; "and in having
a better opinion of me than the world in general, you do me, I trust, no
more than justice. I will not squander _your_ fortune, when you come to
it, if I can help it; and you'll allow that's a very handsome promise on
my part."
"I'll defy you to squander my fortune," replied I, laughing.
"Nay, don't defy me, Newland, for if you do, you'll put me on my mettle.
Above all, don't lay me a bet, for that will be still more dangerous.
We have only spent about four hundred of the thousand since we have
lived together, which I consider highly economical. What do you say,
shall we go to Cheltenham? You will find plenty of Irish girls, looking
out for husbands, who will give you a warm reception."
"I hate your fortune and establishment hunters," replied I.
"I grant that they are looking out for a good match, so are all the
world; but let me do them justice. Although, if you proposed, in three
days they would accept you; yet once married, they make the very best
wives in the world. But recollect we must go somewhere; and I think
Cheltenham is as good a place as any other. I do not mean for a wife,
but--it will suit my own views."
This last observation decided me, and in a few days we were at
Cheltenham; and having made our appearance at the rooms, were soon in
the vortex of society. "Newland," said Carbonnell, "I dare say you find
time hang rather heavy in this monotonous place."
"Not at all," replied I; "what with dining out, dancing, and
promenading, I do very well."
"But we must do better. Tell me, are you a good hand at whist?"
"Not by any means. Indeed, I hardly know the game."
"It is a fashionable and necessary accomplishment. I must make you
master of it, and our mornings shall be dedicated to the work."
"Agreed," replied I, and from that day, every morning after breakfast
till four o'clock, the major and I were shut up, playing two dummies
under his instruction. Adept as he was, I very soon learnt all the
finesse and beauty of the game.
"You will do now, Newland," said the major one morning, tossing the
cards away. "Recollect, if you are asked to play, and I have agreed, do
not refuse; but we must always play against each other."
"I don't see what we shall gain by that," replied I: "for if I win,
you'll lose."
"Never do you mind that; only follow my injunctions, and play as high as
they choose. We only stay here three weeks longer, and must make the
most of our time."
I confess I was quite puzzled at what might be the major's intentions;
but that night we sauntered into the club. Not having made our
appearance before, we were considered as new hands by those who did not
know the major, and were immediately requested to make up a game. "Upon
my word, gentlemen, in the first place, I play very badly," replied the
major; "and in the next," continued he, laughing, "if I lose, I never
shall pay you, for I'm cleaned out."
The way in which the major said this only excited a smile; he was not
believed, and I was also requested to take a hand. "I'll not play with
the major," observed I, "for he plays badly, and has bad luck into the
bargain; I might as well lay my money down on the table."
This was agreed to by the other parties, and we sat down. The first
rubber of short whist was won by the major and his partner: with the
bets it amounted to eighteen pounds. I pulled out my purse to pay the
major; but he refused, saying, "No, Newland, pay my partner; and with
you, sir," said he, addressing my partner, "I will allow the debt to
remain until we rise from the table. Newland, we are not going to let
you off yet, I can tell you."
I paid my eighteen pounds, and we recommenced. Although his partner did
not perhaps observe it, for he was but an indifferent player, or if he
did observe it, had the politeness not to say anything, the major now
played very badly. He lost three rubbers one after another, and, with
bets and stakes, they amounted to one hundred and forty pounds. At the
end of the last rubber he threw up the cards, exclaiming against his
luck, and declaring that he would play no more. "How are we now, sir?"
said he to my partner.
"You owed me, I think, eighteen pounds."
"Eighteen from one hundred and forty, leaves one hundred and twenty-two
pounds, which I now owe you. You must, I'm afraid, allow me to be your
debtor," continued the major, in a most insinuating manner. "I did not
come here with the intention of playing. I presume I shall find you
here to-morrow night."
The gentleman bowed, and appeared quite satisfied. Major Carbonnell's
partner paid me one hundred and forty pounds, which I put in my
pocket-book, and we quitted the club.