THE ALARM

It came, as Christina would have expressed it in her early days,

like a 'blot from the blue.' On a certain fine morning, while

battalion drill was in progress, a mounted officer dashed upon the

scene and was forthwith engaged in earnest conversation with the

colonel. The news was evidently urgent, and it was received with

an obvious gravity. A thrill ran through the ranks; you would have

fancied you heard breaths of anticipation.

A minute later the companies were making for camp at the double.

Arrived there they were instructed to repair to billets and, with

all speed, pack up. And presently ammunition was being served out,

a hundred rounds to each man; and, later, 'iron' rations.

'We're awa' noo!' gasped Macgregor, recovering forcibly from

Willie's greedy clutch a pair of socks knitted by Christina.

'Ay, we're awa'; an' I'll bet ye we're for Flanders,' said Willie,

no less excited.

'Dardanelles!' shouted Macgregor, above the din that filled the

billet.

'Flanders!' yelled Willie, wildly, and started to

dance--unfortunately upon a thin piece of soap.

'Dardanelles!' Macgregor repeated as he gave his friend a hand up.

'Oh ----!' groaned Willie, rubbing the back of his head. 'But

what'll ye bet?'

'What ha'e ye got?'

'I'll bet ye thruppence--the thruppence ye lent me the day afore

yesterday.'

'Done! If ye win, we'll be quits; if ye loss----'

'Na, na! If I win, ye'll ha'e to pay me----'

'Ach, I've nae time to listen to ye. I've twa letters to write.'

'Letters! What aboot the bet?'

'Awa' an' chase yersel'! Are ye no gaun to drap a line to yer aunt?'

'No dashed likely! She's never sent the postal order I asked her

for. If I had got it, I wud ha'e payed what I'm owin' ye,

Macgreegor. By heavens, I wud! I'll tak' ma oath I----'

'Aweel, never heed aboot that,' Macgregor said, soothingly. 'Send

her a post caird an' let me get peace for three meenutes.'

'Ye canna get peace in this,' said Willie, with a glance round the

tumultuous billet.

'I can--if ye haud yer silly tongue.' Macgregor thereupon got his

pad and envelopes (a gift from Miss Tod), squatted on his bed, and

proceeded to gnaw his pencil. The voice of the sergeant was heard

ordering the men to hurry up.

'I'll tell ye what I'll dae,' said Willie, sitting down at his

friend's elbow. 'I'll bet ye a' I owe ye to a bob it's Flanders.

Ye see, I'll maybe get shot, an' I dinna want to dee in debt. An'

I'll send the auld cat a caird wi' something nice on it, to please

ye . . . . Eh?'

'Aw, onything ye like, but for ony sake clay up! Shift!' cried the

distracted Macgregor.

'Weel gi'e's a fag . . . . an' a match,' said Willie.

He received them in his face, but merely grinned as he languidly

removed himself.

The two scrawls so hastily and under such difficulties produced by

Macgregor are sacred. He would never write anything more boyish

and loving, nor yet more manly and brave, than those 'few lines' to

his mother and sweetheart. There was no time left for posting them

when the order came to fall in, but he anticipated an opportunity

at one of the stations on the journey south.

Out in the sunshine stood the hundreds of lads whose training had

been so brief that some carried ammunition for the first time.

There were few grave faces, though possibly some of the many grins

were more reflected than original. Yet there was a fine general

air of eagerness, and at the word 'attention' the varied

expressions gave place to one of determination.

Boom! boom! boom! . . . Boom! boom! boom! Dirl and skirl; skirl

and dirl! So to the heart-lifting, hell-raising music of pipes and

drums they marched down to the railway.

At the station it seemed as though they had been expected to break

all records in military entraining. There was terrific haste and

occasional confusion, the latter at the loading of the vans. The

enthusiasm was equalled only by the perspiration. But at last

everything and nearly everybody was aboard, and the rumour went

along that they had actually broken such and such a battalion's

record.

Private William Thomson, however, had already started his

inevitable grumbling. There were eight in the compartment, and he

had stupidly omitted to secure a corner seat.

'I'll bet ye I'm a corp afore we get to Dover,' he bleated.

'That's as near as ever ye'll be to bein' a corporal,' remarked the

cheerful Jake. 'But hoo d'ye ken it'll be Dover?'

'I'll bet ye ---- Na! I'll no tak' on ony mair wagers. I've a

tremenjous bet on wi' this yin'--indicating Macgregor--'every

dashed penny I possess--that we're boun' for Flanders. He says the

Dardanelles.'

All excepting Macgregor fell to debating the question. He had just

remembered something he had forgotten to say to Christina; also, he

was going away without the ring she was to have given him. He was

not sorry he was going, but he felt sad. . . .

The debate waxed furious.

'I tell ye,' bawled Willie, 'we're for Flanders! The Ninth's been

there since the----'

A sudden silence! What the ---- was that? Surely not--ay, it

was!--an order to detrain!

And soon the whisper went round that they were not bound for

anywhere--unless the ---- old camp. The morning's alarm and all

that followed had been merely by way of practice.

At such a time different men have different feelings, or, at least,

different ways of expressing them. Jake laughed philosophically

and appeared to dismiss the whole affair. Willie swore with a

curious and seemingly unnecessary bitterness, at frequent

intervals, for the next hour or so. Macgregor remained in a

semi-stunned condition of mind until the opportunity came for

making a little private bonfire of the two letters; after which

melancholy operation he straightway recovered his usual good

spirits.

'Never heed, Wullie,' he said, later; 'we'll get oor chance yet.'

Willie exploded. 'What for did ye get me to mak' sic a ---- cod o'

masel'?'

'Cod o' yersel'? Me?'

'Ay, you!--gettin' me to send a caird to ma ---- aunt! What for

did ye dae it?'

Macgregor stared. 'But ye didna post it,' he began.

'Ay, but I did. I gi'ed it to a man at the station.'

'Oh! . . . Weel, ye'll just ha'e to send her anither.'

'That'll no mak' me less o' a cod.'

'What way? What did ye write on the caird?'

Willie hesitated, muttered a few curses, and said slowly yet

savagely:--

'"Off to Flanders, wi'--wi' kind love"--_oh, dammit_!'

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