ALINGTON PLATE SELECTION.

The storm was raging through the night,

I tossed upon my pillow,

And pitied any luckless wight

Who tossed upon the "_Billow_!"

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A SLIGHT MUDDLE.--"I hear," said Mrs. R., "that the Cassocks are

performing at the Buffalo Bill place--though not knowing the gentleman

personally, I would prefer calling him BUFFALO WILLIAM or WILLIAM

BUFFELLOW, which would be a less outlandish name--and I confess I was

astonished, as I always thought that Cassocks were Clergymen, or had

something to do with the Clergy. I suppose I had connected them with

Hassocks, which are always in Church, and were, I believe, invented

by Mr. HASSOCK, or Squire HASSOCK, who made all his money by keeping

a gate on the old Brighton Coach Road. The station is still called

Hassock's Gate, in his memory. HER MAJESTY had all the Cassocks sent

down to her at Windsor. They must have been quite worn out by the end

of the day."

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[Illustration: ELECTION FEVER. A CANDIDATE'S DREAM.]

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