SUCKING THE MILK OF BOTH UNIVERSITIES

Is an epithet applied to those members who, after graduating at one

proceeds to a like degree at the other. A party one day disputing as

to whether Oxford or Cambridge was the more distinguished seat of

learning,--"It can't affect me," exclaimed one of them, "for I was

educated at both." Upon which a wag observed, "He reminded him of a

calf that was suckled by two cows." "How so?" said the other. "Why, it

turned out the greatest _calf_ I ever knew," was the retort.

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Amongst the musical professors of Cambridge, and not the least, who

was organist of King's College also, in the beginning of the

eighteenth century, was Dr. Thomas Tudway. He was a notorious wag, and

when several of the members of the University of Cambridge expressed

their discontent at the paucity of the patronage, and the rigour of

the government of the "proud Duke of Somerset," whose statue graces

their senate house, he facetiously observed--

"_The Chancellor rides us all without a bit in our mouths._"

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