ANOTHER FRESHMAN

Was unconsciously walking beyond the University church, on a Sunday

morning, which (at both Oxford and Cambridge) he would have been

expected to attend, when he was met by the Master of St. John's

College, Dr. Wood, who, by way of a mild rebuke, stopped him and asked

him, "If the way he was going led to St. Mary's Church?" "Oh, no,

sir," said he, with most lamb-like innocence, "this is the way,"

pointing in the opposite direction. "Keep straight on, you can't miss

it." The Doctor, however, having fully explained himself, preferred

taking him as a guide.

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