BEING MUCH ANNOYED

By the pert remarks of another tyro,--"Sir," said he, "your tongue

goes to work before your brain; and when your brain does work, it

generates nothing but error and absurdity." The maxim of men of

experience, the Doctor might have added, is, "to think twice before

they act once." To a third person, of bold and forward but

ill-supported pretensions, he said, "B----, you have read _little_,

thought _less_, and know _nothing_."

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