DESSERT FOR TWENTY.

"The same as you had on Wednesday?" inquired the fruiterer. "On

Wednesday!" he exclaimed with astonishment,--"I had _no_ dessert on

Wednesday!" "Oh, yes, sir," was the rejoinder, "Mr. ---- himself

ordered it for you, and, as I before said, for twenty!" The whole

matter was soon understood to be, that the lodging-house keeper had

actually done him the honour to give his brother snobs, of the _dirty

shirt fraternity_, an invite and sumptuous entertainment at his

expense! Of course, he did not remain in the house of such a

_free-and-easy-gent_. I name the fact as a recent occurrence, and

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