A PARTY OF OXONIANS,

Gamesomely inclined, were driving, _tandem_, for the neighbourhood of

Woodstock, when passing a stingy old _cur_, yclept a country

gentleman, who had treated some one of the party a _shabby_ trick, a

thought struck them that now was the hour for revenge. They drove in

_bang up_ style to the front of the old man's mansion, and coolly told

the servant, that they had just seen his master, who had desired them

to say, that he was to serve them up a good dinner and wine, and in

the meantime show them where the most game was to be found. This was

done, and after a _roaring_ day's sport, and a full gorge of roast,

baked and boiled, washed down with the best ale, port and sherry, the

old boy's cellar could furnish, they made Brazen-nose College, Oxon,

8, P.M., much delighted with the result, and luckily the affair went

no further, at the time at least.

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