HIS ABSENT HABITS,

And the ridiculous light in which they placed him, and for carrying a

huge snuff-box in one hand, which he constantly kept twirling with the

other between his finger and thumb. He once attended a ball at the

public assembly rooms, when, having occasion to visit the temple of

Cloacina, he unconsciously walked back into the midst of the crowd of

beauties present, with a certain _coverlid_ under his arm, in lieu of

his opera hat; nor was he aware of the exchange he had made till a

friend gave him a _gentle_ hint. He occasionally rode a short distance

into the country to do duty on a Sunday, when he used compassionately

to relieve his steed by alighting and walking on, with the horse

following, and the bridle on his arm. Upon such occasions he

frequently fell into what is called "a brown study," and arrived at

his destination dragging the bridle after him, _minus_ the horse,

which had stopped by the way to crop grass. He was one day met on the

road so circumstanced, and reminded of the fact by a gentleman who

knew him. "Bless me," said he, with the most perfect composure, "the

horse was with me when I sat out. I must go back to seek him." And

back he went a mile or two, when he found his steed grazing by the

way, bridled him afresh, and reached his church an hour later than

usual, much to the chagrin of his congregation. The late Dr. Adams,

one of the first who went out to Demerara after the established clergy

were appointed to stations and parishes in the West Indies by

authority, was a man of habits very similar to those of Mr. Linley,

and very similar anecdotes are recorded of him, and his oddities are

said to have caused some mirth to his sable followers. He died in

about a year or two, much regretted notwithstanding.

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