DIGGING YOUR GRAVES WITH YOUR TEETH.

The late vice-master of Trinity College, Cambridge, the Rev. William

Hodson, B.D., and the late Regius Professor of Hebrew, the Rev.

William Collier, B.D., who had also been tutor of Trinity College,

were both skilled in the science of music, and constant visiters at

the quartett parties of Mr. Sharp, of Green Street, Cambridge,

organist of St. John's College. The former happened one evening to

enter Mr. Sharp's _sanctum sanctorum_, rather later than usual, and

found the two latter just in the act of discussing a brace of roast

ducks, with a bowl of punch in the background. He was pressed to join

them. "No, no, gentlemen," was his reply, "give me a _glass of water

and a crust_. You know not what you are doing. You are _digging your

graves with your teeth_." Both gentlemen, however, out-lived him.

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