PORSON,

Whose very name conjures up the spirits of ten thousand wits, holding

both sides, over a copus of Trinity ale and a classical pun, would not

only frequently "steal a few hours from the night," but see out both

lights and liquids, and seem none the worse for the carouse. He had

one night risen for the purpose of reaching his hat from a peg to

depart, after having finished the port, sherry, gin-store, &c., when

he espied a can of _beer_, says Dyer, (surely it must have been

_audit_,) in a corner. Restoring his hat to its resting place, he

reseated himself with the following happy travestie of the old nursery

lines--

"When wine is gone, and ale is spent,

Then small beer is most excellent."

It was no uncommon thing for his _gyp_ to enter his room with

Phoebus, and find him still _en robe_, with no other companions but

a Homer, Æschylus, Plato, and a dozen or two other old Grecians

surrounding an empty bottle, or what his late Royal Highness the Duke

of York would have styled "a marine," _id est_ "a good fellow, who

had done his duty, and was ready to do it again." Upon his _gyp_ once

peeping in before day light, and finding him still up, Porson answered

his "_quod petis?_" (whether he wanted _candles_ or _liquor_,) with

[Greek: ou tode oud' allo.]

Scotticè--neither _Toddy_ nor _Tallow_.

At another time, when asked what he would drink? he

replied?--"_aliquid_" (a liquid.)

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