JAUNT DOWN A PATIENT'S THROAT.

"Two of a trade can ne'er agree,

No proverb e'er was juster;

They've ta'en down Bishop Blaize, d'ye see,

And put up Bishop Bluster."

_Dr. Mansel, on Bishop Watson's head becoming

a signboard, in Cambridge, in lieu of the

ancient one of Bishop Blaize._--FACETIÆ

CANT., _p._ 7.

Sir Isaac Pennington and Sir Busick Harwood were cotemporary at

Cambridge. The first as Regius Professor of Physic and Senior Fellow

of St. John's College, the other was Professor of Anatomy and Fellow

of Downing College. Both were eminent in their way, but seldom

_agreed_, and held each other's abilities pretty _cheap_, some say in

sovereign contempt. Sir Busick was once called in by the friends of a

patient that had been under Sir Isaac's care, but had obtained small

relief, anxious to hear his opinion of the malady. Not approving of

the treatment pursued, he inquired "who was the physician in

attendance," and on being told, exclaimed--"He! If he were to descend

into a patient's stomach with a _candle and lantern_, he would not

have been able to name the complaint!"

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