A WAGER,

That the Dean was at that instant smoking. Away he hurried to the

deanery to decide the controversy, and on gaining admission,

apologised for his intrusion by relating the occasion of it. "Well,"

replied the Dean, in perfect good humour, with his pipe in his hand,

"you see you have lost your wager: for I am not smoking, but filling

my pipe."

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