INVETERATE SMOKERS.

Both Oxford and Cambridge have been famous for inveterate smokers.

Amongst them was the learned Dr. Isaac Barrow, who said "it helped his

thinking." His illustrious pupil, NEWTON, was scarcely less addicted

to the "Indian weed," and every body has heard of his _hapless

courtship_, when, in a moment of forgetfulness, he popped the lady's

finger into his burning pipe, instead of _popping the question_, and

was so chagrined, that he never could be persuaded to press the matter

further. Dr. Parr was allowed his pipe when he dined with the _first

gentleman in Europe_, George the Fourth, and when refused the same

indulgence by a lady at whose house he was staying, he told her, "she

was the greatest _tobacco-stopper_ he had ever met with." The

celebrated Dr. Farmer, of _black-letter_ memory, preferred the

comforts of the parlour of Emmanuel College, of which he was master,

and a "_yard of clay_" (there were no _hookahs_ in his day,) to a

bishopric, which dignity he twice refused, when offered to him by Mr.

Pitt. Another learned

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