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Was Oxford or Cambridge first Founded? 13
Origin of this celebrated Controversy 16
Died of Literary Mortification 17
Sir Simon D'Ewes on Antiquity of Cambridge _ib._
Gone to Jerusalem 18
Cutting Retort--Liberty a Plant 19, 20
A Tailor surprised--Declining King George, &c. 20
Classical _Jeu D'Esprit_--Trait of Barrow 21
Inveterate Smokers 22
Lover of Tobacco--A Wager, &c. 22, 23
Newton's Toast--Piety of Ray 23
Devil over Lincoln--Radcliffe's Library 24
Traits of Dr. Bathurst--His Whip, &c. 25
Smart Fellows _ib._
Epigram--Tell us what you can't do? 26, 27
First Woman introduced into a Cloister 27
Cambridge Scholar and Ghost of Scrag of Mutton 28
Comparisons are odious 30
Jaunt down a Patient's throat--Difference of Opinion 30, 31
Petit-Maitre Physician--Anecdote of Porson 31
[Greek: Ou tode oud allo]--Aliquid--Di-do-dum 32
Bishop Heber's College Puns _ib._
Effect of Broad-wheeled Wagon, &c. 33
Queen Elizabeth and the Men of Exeter College, &c. 34
Oxonians Posed--Lapsus Grammaticæ 35
Latin to be Used--Habit--Concussion 36
Comic Picture of Provost's Election 37
Sir, Dominus, Magistri, Sir Greene 38
Husbands beat their Wives--Attack on Ladies 39
Doings at Merton--Digging Graves with Teeth 40
Doctor's Gratitude to Horse--John Sharp's Rogue 41
Said as how you'd See--Much Noise as Please 42, 43
Mad Peter-house Poet--Grace Cup 44, 45
Tertiavit--Capacious Bowl--Horn Diversion 46
Bibulous Relique--Christian Custom--Feast Days 47
Walpole at Cambridge--College Dinner 16th Century 49, 50
Black Night--Force of Imagination--Absent Habits 52, 53
Anecdotes of Early Cambridge Poets 54
Cromwell's Pear-tree, &c. 58
Stung by a B--Dr. P. Nest of Saxonists 61
Pleasant Mistake--Minding Roast 62
College Exercise--Bell--Fun--Tulip-time 62, 63
King of Denmark--King William IV. visit Cambridge 64, 65
Queen Elizabeth's Visit to Oxford and Cambridge 66, 67
First Dissenter in England 67
First English Play extant by Cambridge Scholar 68
Christ-Church Scholars Invented moveable Scenes 70
James I. at Oxford and Cambridge 71
Divinity Act--Latin Comedy 76, 77
Case of Precedence--Smothered in Petticoats 78, 79
Brief Account of Boar's Head Carols 79
Celebration of, at Queen's College, Oxon 83
Cleaving Block--Being little 84, 85
Traits of Porson--Wakefield--Clarke 87, 88
Blue Beans--University Bedels--Dr. Bentley 89, 90
Great Gaudy All-Souls Mallard 91
Oxford Dream--Compliments to Learned Men 96, 98
Point of Etiquette--Value of Syllable 101, 102
Cocks may Crow--Profane Scoffers 102
Jemmy Gordon--Oxford Wag 103, 106
Cambridge Frolics--Black Rash 107, 108
Old Grizzle Wig--Shooting Anecdotes 109, 110
Bishop Watson's Progress--Paley, &c. 111, 115
Oxford Hoax--Good Saying 116, 117
Walpole a Saint--Oxford famous for its Sophists, &c. 118
Laconic Vice--Usum Oxon--Pert Oxonians 120, 121
Corrupted Latin Tongue--Surpassed Aristotle, &c. 121
Set Aristotle Heels upwards--Art of Cutting 122, 123
Soldiers at Oxford Disputation, &c. 123
Captain Rag--Dainty Morsels 124, 125
Answered in Kind--Powers of Digestion 126, 127
Inside Passenger--Traits of Paley 128, 129
Lord Burleigh and Dissenters--Sayings 134, 135
Porson--Greek Protestants at Oxon 135, 136
Cambridge Folk--Gyps--Drops of Brandy--Dessert for
Twenty, &c. 137, 138
Parr's Eloquence--Address--Vanity, &c. 140
Trick of the Devil--Three Classical Puns 142, 143
Acts--Pleasant Story--Epigram--Revenge 144, 145
Mothers' Darlings--Fathers' Favourites 146, 147
Iter Academicum--A Story 148, 149
Anecdotes of Freshmen 150
Lord Eldon--Whissonset Church 151, 152
Boots--Yellow Stockings--Fashion Hair 153, 154
Barber dressed--First Prelate wore Wig 155, 159
Boots, Spurs, &c. prohibited at Oxon 159
Whipping, &c.--Flying Cambridge Barber 159, 160
Isthmus Suez--Drink for Church 160, 161
Good Appetite--College Quiz--The Greatest Calf 162, 163
Like Rabelais--Ambassadors King Jesus at Oxon 163, 164
Effort Intellect--Dr. Hallifax--Dr. Tucker 164, 165
Distich--Skeleton Sermons--Paid First 165, 166
In the Stocks--Hissing--Posing--Gross Pun 167, 168
Family Spintexts--Alcock--Barrow, Parr, &c. 169, 170
Three-headed Priest--Burnt to Cinder 171, 172
Cantab Invented Short-hand--Humble Petition of Ladies 172, 173
Turn for Humour--Repartees--All over Germany 174, 175
Oxford and Cambridge Rebuses 175
Something in your way--Duns--Out of Debt 177
Queering a Dun--Gray and Warburton 179
Canons of Criticism--Bishop Barrington 181
Pulpit Admonition--Simplicity of great Minds 182
Singularities--Triple Discourse 184, 185
Traits of Lord Sandwich--Lapsus Linguæ 185, 186
Oxford and Cambridge Loyalty--Clubs, &c. 186, 189
Retrogradation--On-dit 190
Worcester Goblin--Cambridge Triposes 191, 192
Records of Cambridge Triposes--Wooden
Spoon--Poll--Conceits of Porson, Vince, &c. 193, 194
Classical Triposes--Wooden Wedge--Disney's Song 197, 198
A Dreadful Fit of Rheumatism 199
Parr an Ingrate--Le Diable--Critical Civilities 200, 201
Sir Busick and Sir Isaac again--Cole: Deum 201, 202
Freshman's Puzzle 202
Sly Humourist--Noble Oxonian--Oxford Wag--Person
of Gravity 203, 204
THE ENOUGH 204