I went and sat on the arm of her chair and held the ring up.

"You're an ungrateful wife," I said, "after all the trouble I took. Now

look there," and I pointed with a pencil, "what's the first thing you see?"

"Twenty-two. That's only the----"

"That was your age when you married me. I had it put in at enormous

expense. If you had been eighteen, the man said, or--or nine, it would have

come much cheaper. But no, I would have your exact age. You were

twenty-two, and that's what I had engraved on it. Very well. Now what do

you see next to it?"

"A crown."

"Yes. And what does that mean? In the language of--er--crowns it means 'You

are my queen.' I insisted on a crown. It would have been cheaper to have

had a lion, which means--er--lions, but I was determined not to spare

myself. For I thought," I went on pathetically, "I quite thought you would

like a crown."

"Oh, I do," cried Celia quickly, "if it really means that." She took the

ring in her hands and looked at it lovingly. "And what's that there? Sort

of a man's head."

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