A JERSEY CENTENARIAN

I have seen her at last. She is a hundred and seven years old, and

remembers George Washington quite distinctly. It is somewhat confusing,

however, that she also remembers a contemporaneous Josiah W. Perkins of

Basking Ridge, N. J., and, I think, has the impression that Perkins was

the better man. Perkins, at the close of the last century, paid her some

little attention. There are a few things that a really noble woman of a

hundred and seven never forgets.

It was Perkins, who said to her in 1795, in the streets of Philadelphia,

“Shall I show thee Gen. Washington?” Then she said careless-like (for

you know, child, at that time it wasn't what it is now to see Gen.

Washington), she said, “So do, Josiah, so do!” Then he pointed to a

tall man who got out of a carriage, and went into a large house. He was

larger than you be. He wore his own hair--not powdered; had a

flowered chintz vest, with yellow breeches and blue stockings, and a

broad-brimmed hat. In summer he wore a white straw hat, and at his farm

at Basking Ridge he always wore it. At this point, it became too evident

that she was describing the clothes of the all-fascinating Perkins: so I

gently but firmly led her back to Washington. Then it appeared that she

did not remember exactly what he wore. To assist her, I sketched the

general historic dress of that period. She said she thought he was

dressed like that. Emboldened by my success, I added a hat of Charles

II., and pointed shoes of the eleventh century. She indorsed these with

such cheerful alacrity, that I dropped the subject.

The house upon which I had stumbled, or, rather, to which my horse--a

Jersey hack, accustomed to historic research--had brought me, was

low and quaint. Like most old houses, it had the appearance of being

encroached upon by the surrounding glebe, as if it were already half in

the grave, with a sod or two, in the shape of moss thrown on it, like

ashes on ashes, and dust on dust. A wooden house, instead of acquiring

dignity with age, is apt to lose its youth and respectability together.

A porch, with scant, sloping seats, from which even the winter's snow

must have slid uncomfortably, projected from a doorway that opened most

unjustifiably into a small sitting-room. There was no vestibule, or

locus poenitentiae, for the embarrassed or bashful visitor: he passed

at once from the security of the public road into shameful privacy.

And here, in the mellow autumnal sunlight, that, streaming through the

maples and sumach on the opposite bank, flickered and danced upon the

floor, she sat and discoursed of George Washington, and thought of

Perkins. She was quite in keeping with the house and the season, albeit

a little in advance of both; her skin being of a faded russet, and her

hands so like dead November leaves, that I fancied they even rustled

when she moved them.

For all that, she was quite bright and cheery; her faculties still quite

vigorous, although performing irregularly and spasmodically. It was

somewhat discomposing, I confess, to observe, that at times her lower

jaw would drop, leaving her speechless, until one of the family would

notice it, and raise it smartly into place with a slight snap,--an

operation always performed in such an habitual, perfunctory manner,

generally in passing to and fro in their household duties, that it was

very trying to the spectator. It was still more embarrassing to observe

that the dear old lady had evidently no knowledge of this, but believed

she was still talking, and that, on resuming her actual vocal utterance,

she was often abrupt and incoherent, beginning always in the middle of

a sentence, and often in the middle of a word. “Sometimes,” said her

daughter, a giddy, thoughtless young thing of eighty-five,--“sometimes

just moving her head sort of unhitches her jaw; and, if we don't happen

to see it, she'll go on talking for hours without ever making a sound.”

Although I was convinced, after this, that during my interview I had

lost several important revelations regarding George Washington through

these peculiar lapses, I could not help reflecting how beneficent were

these provisions of the Creator,--how, if properly studied and applied,

they might be fraught with happiness to mankind,--how a slight jostle

or jar at a dinner-party might make the post-prandial eloquence of

garrulous senility satisfactory to itself, yet harmless to others,--how

a more intimate knowledge of anatomy, introduced into the domestic

circle, might make a home tolerable at least, if not happy,--how a

long-suffering husband, under the pretence of a conjugal caress,

might so unhook his wife's condyloid process as to allow the flow of

expostulation, criticism, or denunciation, to go on with gratification

to her, and perfect immunity to himself.

But this was not getting back to George Washington and the early

struggles of the Republic. So I returned to the commander-in-chief, but

found, after one or two leading questions, that she was rather inclined

to resent his re-appearance on the stage. Her reminiscences here were

chiefly social and local, and more or less flavored with Perkins. We got

back as far as the Revolutionary epoch, or, rather, her impressions of

that epoch, when it was still fresh in the public mind. And here I came

upon an incident, purely personal and local, but, withal, so novel,

weird, and uncanny, that for a while I fear it quite displaced George

Washington in my mind, and tinged the autumnal fields beyond with a red

that was not of the sumach. I do not remember to have read of it in the

books. I do not know that it is entirely authentic. It was attested to

me by mother and daughter, as an uncontradicted tradition.

In the little field beyond, where the plough still turns up musket-balls

and cartridge-boxes, took place one of those irregular skirmishes

between the militiamen and Knyphausen's stragglers, that made the

retreat historical. A Hessian soldier, wounded in both legs and utterly

helpless, dragged himself to the cover of a hazel-copse, and lay there

hidden for two days. On the third day, maddened by thirst, he managed

to creep to the rail-fence of an adjoining farm-house, but found himself

unable to mount it or pass through. There was no one in the house but

a little girl of six or seven years. He called to her, and in a faint

voice asked for water. She returned to the house, as if to comply

with his request, but, mounting a chair, took from the chimney

a heavily-loaded Queen Anne musket, and, going to the door, took

deliberate aim at the helpless intruder, and fired. The man fell back

dead, without a groan. She replaced the musket, and, returning to the

fence, covered the body with boughs and leaves, until it was hidden. Two

or three days after, she related the occurrence in a careless, casual

way, and leading the way to the fence, with a piece of bread and butter

in her guileless little fingers, pointed out the result of her simple,

unsophisticated effort. The Hessian was decently buried, but I could not

find out what became of the little girl. Nobody seemed to remember. I

trust, that, in after-years, she was happily married; that no Jersey

Lovelace attempted to trifle with a heart whose impulses were so prompt,

and whose purposes were so sincere. They did not seem to know if she had

married or not. Yet it does not seem probable that such simplicity of

conception, frankness of expression, and deftness of execution, were

lost to posterity, or that they failed, in their time and season, to

give flavor to the domestic felicity of the period. Beyond this,

the story perhaps has little value, except as an offset to the usual

anecdotes of Hessian atrocity.

They had their financial panics even in Jersey, in the old days.

She remembered when Dr. White married your cousin Mary--or was it

Susan?--yes, it was Susan. She remembers that your Uncle Harry brought

in an armful of bank-notes,--paper money, you know,--and threw them in

the corner, saying they were no good to anybody. She remembered playing

with them, and giving them to your Aunt Anna--no, child, it was your own

mother, bless your heart! Some of them was marked as high as a hundred

dollars. Everybody kept gold and silver in a stocking, or in a “chaney”

vase, like that. You never used money to buy any thing. When Josiah went

to Springfield to buy any thing, he took a cartload of things with him

to exchange. That yaller picture-frame was paid for in greenings. But

then people knew jest what they had. They didn't fritter their substance

away in unchristian trifles, like your father, Eliza Jane, who doesn't

know that there is a God who will smite him hip and thigh; for vengeance

is mine, and those that believe in me. But here, singularly enough, the

inferior maxillaries gave out, and her jaw dropped. (I noticed that her

giddy daughter of eighty-five was sitting near her; but I do not pretend

to connect this fact with the arrested flow of personal disclosure.)

Howbeit, when she recovered her speech again, it appeared that she was

complaining of the weather.

The seasons had changed very much since your father went to sea.

The winters used to be terrible in those days. When she went over to

Springfield, in June, she saw the snow still on Watson's Ridge. There

were whole days when you couldn't git over to William Henry's, their

next neighbor, a quarter of a mile away. It was that drefful winter that

the Spanish sailor was found. You don't remember the Spanish sailor,

Eliza Jane--it was before your time. There was a little personal

skirmishing here, which I feared, at first, might end in a suspension of

maxillary functions, and the loss of the story; but here it is. Ah, me!

it is a pure white winter idyl: how shall I sing it this bright, gay

autumnal day?

It was a terrible night, that winter's night, when she and the century

were young together. The sun was lost at three o'clock: the snowy night

came down like a white sheet, that flapped around the house, beat at the

windows with its edges, and at last wrapped it in a close embrace. In

the middle of the night, they thought they heard above the wind a voice

crying, “Christus, Christus!” in a foreign tongue. They opened the

door,--no easy task in the north wind that pressed its strong shoulders

against it,--but nothing was to be seen but the drifting snow. The next

morning dawned on fences hidden, and a landscape changed and obliterated

with drift. During the day, they again heard the cry of “Christus!” this

time faint and hidden, like a child's voice. They searched in vain: the

drifted snow hid its secret. On the third day they broke a path to the

fence, and then they heard the cry distinctly. Digging down, they found

the body of a man,--a Spanish sailor, dark and bearded, with ear-rings

in his ears. As they stood gazing down at his cold and pulseless figure,

the cry of “Christus!” again rose upon the wintry air; and they turned

and fled in superstitious terror to the house. And then one of the

children, bolder than the rest, knelt down, and opened the dead man's

rough pea-jacket, and found--what think you?--a little blue-and-green

parrot, nestling against his breast. It was the bird that had echoed

mechanically the last despairing cry of the life that was given to save

it. It was the bird, that ever after, amid outlandish oaths and wilder

sailor-songs, that I fear often shocked the pure ears of its gentle

mistress, and brought scandal into the Jerseys, still retained that one

weird and mournful cry.

The sun meanwhile was sinking behind the steadfast range beyond, and I

could not help feeling that I must depart with my wants unsatisfied.

I had brought away no historic fragment: I absolutely knew little or

nothing new regarding George Washington. I had been addressed variously

by the names of different members of the family who were dead and

forgotten; I had stood for an hour in the past: yet I had not added to

my historical knowledge, nor the practical benefit of your readers. I

spoke once more of Washington, and she replied with a reminiscence of

Perkins.

Stand forth, O Josiah W. Perkins of Basking Ridge, N. J. Thou wast of

little account in thy life, I warrant; thou didst not even feel the

greatness of thy day and time; thou didst criticise thy superiors; thou

wast small and narrow in thy ways; thy very name and grave are unknown

and uncared for: but thou wast once kind to a woman who survived thee,

and, lo! thy name is again spoken of men, and for a moment lifted up

above thy betters.

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