CHAPTER VI

THE ESCAPE FROM PARIS

Although I had to miss a great deal that it would have been interesting

to see on the stage, I spent a couple of mornings with the buffo in his

workshop helping to make the scene of the people escaping, which was

perhaps even better than being among the audience later. I think he is

most happy when he is holding up the mirror to nature and reproducing

modern Palermitan life as it appears to him. He enjoyed the devils and

the subterranean road, but the inhabitants of Paris in modern costume,

each saving his most precious object and escaping with the Pope through

the subterranean road to Montalbano, was a larger canvas and gave him

more opportunities. As a creative artist he is in the fortunate position

of being up to a certain point his own impresario, stage-manager and

performer. Nevertheless he has to rely on the co-operation of his father

and Gildo, and there is always the public to be considered, therefore it

is possible that some of the things we made and contemplated in the

workshop did not get so far as to be presented on the stage.

There was a sluggard carrying a mattress under each arm; and a drunkard

carrying a bottle of wine, a real glass bottle that would catch the light

and make an effect. Another man had on his back a table and was carrying

a plate, a knife, fork, spoon and napkin; he was a glutton. The masks

Pasquino and Onofrio were making a comic escape and talking in dialect;

Pasquino was carrying his wife Rosina on his shoulder and a pillow in his

hand, and Onofrio was saving an article of crockery made at Caltagirone.

And because the buffo was studying to become a singer he had made a

musician:

"But I cannot show his voice," he complained.

"He might be practising a solfeggio," I suggested, "which you could sing

for him." But this was not treating the buffo's voice with proper

respect. "Or put a piece of music-paper in his hand and make him a

composer."

"Bravo! But what is written on the music-paper?"

I said: "_Stornelli Montagnoli_."

He began to hum meditatively:

[Picture: Music in the Play]

"No," he said, "that won't do. In the first place it is not yet known in

Palermo, and when it is, it will be so popular that no one in particular

will think of saving it."

"Very well then," I replied, "make it that he has just discovered an

entirely new resolution of the dominant seventh and has written it down

before he forgets it."

"All right. And this is the painter; he has his easel and a picture

which he has only just begun; that is more precious to him than all the

pictures he has finished because it is so full of hope."

"Bravo, Buffo. And where is the miser?"

"Oh Caspita!" he exclaimed. "How clever you are! Of course there must

be a miser. We will make him at once."

So we selected an old man marionette who happened to have nothing

particular to do at the moment, and got a piece of sacking out of which

we made a bag and filled it--not with gold--

"No," said the buffo, "that must be one of the things the people do not

see, they must imagine the gold." Then we loaded the miser with his bag

and added him to the crowd of fugitives.

And he had made a woman saving a mouse-trap; she was a suffragette. That

was because he had read in the _Giornale di Sicilia_ that in England a

meeting of suffragettes had been dispersed by letting mice in among them.

The buffo's suffragette had argued thus:

"In all the world there are mice; Montalbano will be no exception. How

do I know what sort of house I shall have there? It will probably be

over-run with mice. If I take this trap with me, at least I shall be

able to catch some of them."

It turned out that she had to sleep on the floor in someone else's house

like a fugitive from Messina, and the mouse-trap came in very handy.

And he had made a chemist who was saving a medicine chest and a few

instruments. The chemist had argued thus:

"In Montalbano there will be no order. Here in Paris the restaurants are

well-managed and the food is good. How can I tell what sort of food they

will give us there? Very likely we shall have to depend a great deal

upon chance. I will take these instruments and medicine and earn money

by curing those who will be sure to be upset by the badness of the food."

And a man came weeping; his father had died the day before and there had

not been time to bury the body, but it had been put into a coffin and the

undertaker's men were laughing because the son was rich and had promised

to pay them extra for carrying the body to Montalbano and burying it

there; but the son did not see they were laughing, he was in front to

show them the way.

Two boys came along, each saving a marionette, one had Orlando, the other

Rinaldo; they forgot that they were escaping and stopped to make the

paladins fight; a third boy came and said they were his marionettes and

the others had stolen them, and the boys left Orlando and Rinaldo lying

on the stage and began to fight among themselves till their three mothers

followed.

"Be quick, be quick, you silly boys, be quick," shouted the mothers,

hustling everything before them--boys, marionettes and all--as an autumn

hurricane sweeps away the fallen leaves.

"What is that man doing?" I inquired.

"Which man?"

"The one standing in the corner there--he seems to have a camera."

"Yes, that's right. He has been sent by the Cinematograph Company to

reproduce the scene for their show."

"Oh! I see. That's a capital idea; the people will like that."

"Yes, won't they?"

And two men were dragging a heavy bundle along on the ground between

them, and I asked:

"What's in the bundle?"

"Clothes," he replied.

And there was a woman carrying a hen in a basket, and the hen escaped

from the basket, laid an egg in the middle of the stage and cackled back

into Paris; but the woman saved the egg and said: "Better an egg to-day

than a hen to-morrow."

Another woman was carrying her baby on one arm and leading a child by the

hand, and the child was crying because it had to walk too fast and was

tired.

"This is the astronomer," said the buffo.

"Is that his umbrella under his arm? It seems too long and too bright."

"No; that is Halley's comet which he has predicted for next spring. He

does not want to leave it behind, the Turks might destroy it and he would

lose his reputation."

There was the boy from the barber's shop opposite; he had been playing

with a black kitten when the alarm came and he joined the fugitives just

as he was, in his white tunic with the kitten in his arms and a comb

stuck in his bushy hair. And there came a troop of old women, chattering

and shuffling along and understanding no more about it all than I should

have understood if I had not had my buffo, my programme raisonne, to

explain it.

Then I said: "Buffo mio, we have had a musician and a painter, where is

the poet?"

"Here he comes." And there came a pale, Alfred de Musset youth with long

hair, a roll of paper and a quill pen. "Do you know what he is saying?

He is saying: 'Better to embrace and be betrayed than to suffer and die

in ignorance.'"

"Is that the philosophy of the buffo?" I inquired.

"It is the philosophy of the poet," he replied.

"Isn't it rather beyond the public? Will they understand?"

"The public won't hear that; it is only for you and me. There are many

things we do not tell the public because they are the public; but we

understand because we are artists."

"Very well. And then if we have a poet we must have a critic--won't this

one do? he has a book; perhaps he is going to review it, or perhaps it is

his encyclopaedia to save him from making mistakes."

"If you like, he shall be the critic; only then you ought to tell me what

he is saying."

"He is saying: 'I despise everything because it is not something else.'"

"Bravo, bravo! That is better than what the poet said."

"O my dear Buffo, I am not going to admit that. Besides, it is not true

of all critics."

"What I said is not true of all poets."

"Well, if we don't like what we have made them say, let us have someone

to follow and show them where they are both wrong."

"All right. Let me see. That will be when they have had time to think

it over. That will be the Cold Dawn of the following morning. We will

now make the Aurora."

So we found a disengaged lady marionette and began to dress her in a

piece of cobwebby grey muslin from which the last few spangles had not

yet dropped. I said:

"I'm not at all sure that this is not going too far. Do you think we can

really show the Cold Dawn of the following morning escaping out of Paris

by the underground road?"

"She must go; she will be wanted at Montalbano to show some of the people

that they have saved the wrong things."

"Very true. Yes. That is what people so often do when they travel, they

leave behind them the things they want most and take a lot of other

things that are useless. Now, that resolution of the dominant seventh

was hardly worth saving--at least it was not really new."

"Where did you get it from?"

"I stole it out of the works of the musician whose bust was on your

maestro's piano the other day, the one with the Dutch name who lived in

Vienna."

"I hope you invented what the critic said?"

"Not exactly. Your poet reminded me of something in Walt Whitman and I

twisted it round and gave it to the critic."

"What's Walt Whitman? Is he another Dutchman?"

"He was an American poet, but his mother had a Dutch name."

"Did he come to the teatrino?"

"He never came to Europe. I wish he had been to the teatrino. He would

have liked your Escape from Paris, but perhaps he would not have cared so

much for the paladins. He wrote something about them."

"What did he say?"

"If he had seen the end of the story, when the angel takes Guido Santo's

soul out of his mouth, I believe he would have said that instead of

flying up to heaven he flew across the Atlantic with it and installed it

'amid the kitchenware' to animate all the machinery and things in one of

the Exhibitions held by the American Institute in New York."

"Is that what he said?"

"No. What he said was that all that world of romance was dead:

Passed to its charnel vault--laid on the shelf--coffin'd with crown

and armour on,

Blazon'd with Shakespeare's purple page,

And dirged by Tennyson's sweet sad rhyme.

"Well, it is not true. But of course if he never came to the teatrino he

could not know. Americans do come to the teatrino. I never know which

are Americans and which are English; for the English come too. They come

in the winter and the spring, and when they are pleased with some stage

trick--"

"I suppose you mean with some miracle?"

"Of course," he replied; "it is the same thing. When they are pleased

with some stage miracle, they clap their hands and applaud."

"That is nice and sympathetic of them."

"Yes, and they shout out loud and cry: 'Bravo, very good night.'"

"No, Buffo! Is that really what they say?"

"Yes, they shout: 'Bravo, very good night,' and it is a pleasure to hear

them."

"I should think so. I must come in the winter next time and hear them

say that."

"They all ask me some questions. I know what they mean, but I cannot

speak to them, and, if you please, will you write down for me in English

what I shall tell you, so that I can show them the paper?"

"Certainly, my dear Buffo, any little thing of that kind. If any of them

come to see the Escape from Paris, I should think they will have a good

many questions to ask. For instance, there is the Aurora"--He was

finishing her off by putting a silver fillet round her hair and a shining

star upon her forehead--"I cannot help it, but I still feel unhappy about

her. She does not explain herself."

"That will not signify. We must leave room for the imagination to

play--not too much, but it is a mistake to be too exact. There must be

some mystery which the public can take in any way they choose. It is

like the nuts on the bicycle, they must not be left loose, but they must

not be screwed too tight."

I gave way, saying: "I suspect you are right. It flatters the spectators

to feel that they are helping the performance by using their imagination.

And if they don't understand--well, they can think they do and that

flatters them again. And there is another reason why we must not tell

the public everything--it would take too long."

"Ah yes! We must not bore the public or they will not come again to the

teatrino, and then where would the money come from to pay for my singing

lessons?"

So we let the Cold Dawn follow among the rest. There were half a dozen

rollicking blue-jackets off the warship in the port, they had been

spending the evening with their girls and were escaping with them. When

I objected that Paris was a sea-port town only in a Bohemian sense, he

replied that that was enough for him; and when I said that if the sailors

really had a ship anywhere near, they would have done better to escape by

sea, he complained that I was being fastidious.

There were soldiers arm-in-arm and singing, they had been interrupted

while drinking in a wine-shop in a side street off the Via Macqueda and

were saving the marsala which they had not finished.

After them came the maresciallo dei carabinieri in the uniform he wears

for a festa, with a plume in his three-cornered hat. He was a broad,

beefy fellow, taller than the soldiers, being made of a marionette who is

usually a giant. He came swinging along, all so big and so burly,

followed by a lady, showily dressed, who walked mincingly and was saving

a pair of pink satin shoes and a powder-puff. She kept calling to him to

stop, she wanted to speak to him. But he would not listen, he was not

going to pay any attention to her--not in his gala uniform, it would not

have been proper. Besides, there were people looking.

A blind musician with a broken nose and a falsetto voice was led by his

mate who carried a 'cello. An interrupted wedding party followed, and

school-children with their professors, sick people out of the hospital

with doctors and nurses to help them, and a rabble of water-sellers,

shoe-blacks, pedlars and men pushing carts.

Then followed the paladinessa Ettorina still mad, so mad that they were

dragging her along and forcing her to escape while she struggled to get

free and did not want to go, because a mad person does not understand

danger. And paladins and warriors came--Amantebrava, Lungobello,

Ottonetto and many more whose names I do not remember.

Last of all came Pope Gregorio III. He was not one to leave the city

till the last of his flock had been saved. He wore his tiara and was in

white robes with a red cross front and back; he carried his crosier in

his left hand and on his right thumb was a diamond ring which sparkled as

he blessed the people. So he passed with his Secretary of State, his

cardinals, his bishops, his monsignori, his acolytes, his chamberlains,

his Guardia Nobile and his Swiss Guard; some carried lighted candles,

some carried banners and others crosses; some were swinging incense and

others were intoning the psalm _In Exitu Israel_. The solemn pomp of the

procession disappeared into the opening of the subterranean road and the

sound of the singing could no longer be heard. They were all safely

gone. The stage was empty. Yet the curtain did not fall.

Then came a poor mad boy, a sordo-muto, who had been overlooked. He was

in a great hurry, making frightful inarticulate noises and running this

way and that, being too much alarmed to go straight. Before he had found

the mouth of the tunnel the curtain fell and we did not see what became

of him. He may have been left behind after all.

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