CHAPTER VIII.

Meanwhile Hanna the housemaid had closed and fastened the

shutters, Spread the cloth, and lighted the lamp on the table,

and placed there Plates and cups from the dresser, the brown rye

loaf and the butter Fresh from the dairy, and then, protecting

her hand with a holder, Took from the crane in the chimney the

steaming and simmering kettle, Poised it aloft in the air, and

filled the earthen teapot, Made in delft, and adorned with quaint

and wonderful figures.

LONGFELLOW'S TALES OF A WAYSIDE INN.

Many besides those who live principally by the labor of their

brains, will subscribe to the sentiment expressed by Thomas De

Quincey, in his Confessions of an English Opium Eater, when he

said that--"Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally of

coarse nerves, or are become so from wine drinking, and are not

susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always

be the favorite beverage of the intellectual; and for my part, I

would have joined Dr. Johnson in a bellum internecinum against

Jonas Hanway, or any other impious person who should presume to

disparage it."

The only stimulant that Hazlitt indulged in was strong Black tea,

using the very best obtainable.

Wordsworth was a lover of tea, and he sweetened his tea beyond

the taste of ordinary mortals.

Shelly also was a lover of tea. Kant drank tea habitually for

breakfast. Motley used either tea or coffee for breakfast, as

fancy prompted.

William Howitt found great refreshment in both tea and coffee,

but he wrote that on his great pedestrian journeys, "Tea would

always in a manner almost miraculous banish all my fatigue, and

diffuse through my whole frame comfort and exhilaration without

any subsequent evil effect. Tea is a wonderful refresher and

reviver."

Justin McCarthy, M. P. the brilliant historian, said that he was

a liberal drinker of tea, and that he found it "of immense

benefit in keeping off headache, my only malady."

Harriet Martineau dearly loved her cup of tea. Geo. R. Sims says

"Tea is my favorite tonic when I am tired or languid."

An amiable weakness for Afternoon Tea in the course of his daily

official duties which was manifested by the late Hon. Wm. L.

Strong, the worthy mayor of New York in 1895-6, furnished the New

York newspapers with opportunities for many a good-natured jest

and jibe; one of the best of which we have preserved in the lines

which follow.

A BALLAD OF OOLONG.

By John Paul Bocock.

Whenever the magistrate, good Li Song

Is short of his favorite tea, Oolong,

He lays his gout and his spectacles down

And hies him away into Chinatown.

Into the region of Mon Lay Won,

When the day of official life is done,

Into the land of slant-eyed Lee's

He hies him away to replenish his teas.

All day long, in the places of Tax,

Of rubicund tape and sealingwax,

He toils and moils till the hour of tea,

Blessed old five o'clock, sets him free!

Blest liberator, better than rum,

Of the Fa and the Fee and the Fi Fo Fum

Of the tammany Ogre who used to dwell

In the metropolitan citadel.

Blest over all the heroes that be

On the sunny side of the Ceylon Sea,

Nerve him still to be Good and Strong.

Excellent magistrate, great Li Song.

Dr. King Chambers, in a Manual of Diet in Health and Disease says

of Tea that--"It soothes the nervous system when it is in an

uncomfortable state from hunger, fatigue, or mental excitement."

Florence Nightingale said--"When you see the natural and almost

universal craving in English sick for their tea, you cannot but

feel that nature knows what she is about. There is nothing yet

discovered which is a substitute to the English patient for his

or her cup of tea."

Buckle (the Historian) quotes Dr. Jackson as saying (in 1845)

that--"Even for those who have to go through great fatigues, a

breakfast of tea and dry bread is more strengthening than one of

beefsteak and porter."

Prof. Parkes says--"As an article of diet for soldiers, tea is

most useful. The hot infusion, like that of coffee, is potent

both against heat and cold; it is useful in great fatigue,

especially in hot climates, and also has a great purifying effect

upon water. It should form the drink par excellence of the

soldiers on service."

Admiral Inglefield, in 1881, said, that in evidence given before

the Artic Committee, of which he was a member, all the witnesses

were unanimous in the opinion that spirits taken to keep out cold

was a fallacy, and that nothing was more effectual than a good

fatty diet, and hot tea or coffee, as a drink "Seamen who

Journeyed with me up the shores of Wellington Channel," says the

Admiral," in the artic regions, after one day's experience of

rum-drinking, came to the conclusion that Tea, which was the only

beverage I used, was much more to be preferred."

Lord Wolsely, late Commander in Chief of the British Army, wrote

as follows:--

"It fell to my lot to lead a brigade through a distant country

for more than 600 miles. I fed the men as well as I could, but no

one, officer or private, had anything stronger than tea to drink

during the expedition. The men had peculiarly hard work to do,

and they did it well, and without a murmur. We seem to have left

crime and sickness behind us with the 'grog,' for the conduct of

all was most exemplary and no one was ever ill. "

Mr. Winter Blyth, Medical Officer of Health for Marylebone,

(London), says in reference to long cycling excursions, and

experiments with beer and spirits,--"My own experience as to

the best drink when on the road is most decidedly in favor of

Tea. Tea appears to rouse both the nervous and muscular systems,

with, so far as I can discover, no after-depressing effects."

"Edward Payson Weston, the great Pedestrian, finds in Tea and

rest the most effective restoratives. He once walked 5000 miles

in 100 days, and after each day's work, lectured on 'Tea versus

Beer.'"

C. J. Nichod, late Secretary of the London Athletic Club, writes

in his book--"Guide to Athletic Training," that "Tea is

preferable for training purposes, possessing less heating

properties and being more digestible than beer or spirits."

Cowper's lines, however hackneyed in quotation, are still classic

in their application to English homes and their evening

accompaniment, Tea.

"Now stir the fire, and close the shutters fast,

Let fall the curtains, wheel the sofa round,

And while the bubbling and loud-hissing urn

Throws up a steamy column, and the cups

That cheer but not inebriate, wait on each,

So let us welcome peaceful evening in."

"Tea" was the designation of the customary evening meal in

most American families for about two centuries, and as late as

1850, since which time it has merged in the more substantial

"late dinner," in cities and towns especially, although the last

meal of the closing day is still "Tea" in spirit and in name

in many families where commercial necessities have not compelled

change. The same is true of England from which we derive our

customs, and with which we also changed it. According to

Washington Irving's veracious History of New York, tea-parties

were indulged in by the Dutch inhabitants of New Amsterdam during

the reign of Governor Wouter Van Twiller (which commenced in

1633). Irving says:

"But though our worthy ancestors were singularly averse to

giving dinners, yet they kept up the social bonds of intimacy by

occasional banqueting, called tea parties.

"These fashionable parties were generally confined to the higher

classes or noblesse, that is to say, such as kept their own cows,

and drove their own wagons. The company commonly assembled at 3

o'clock, and went away about six, unless it was in winter time,

when the fashionable hours were a little earlier, that the ladies

might get home before dark. . . . The tea was served out of a

majestic Delft tea-pot, ornamented with paintings of fat little

Dutch shepherdesses tending pigs, with boats sailing in the air

and houses built in the clouds, and sundry other Dutch fantasies.

The beaux distinguished themselves by their adroitness in

replenishing this tea-pot from a huge copper tea-kettle. . . .

To sweeten the beverage, a lump of sugar was laid beside each

cup, and the company alternately nibbled and sipped with great

decorum, until an improvement was introduced by a shrewd and

economic old lady, which was to suspend a large lump directly

over the tea-table by a string from the ceiling, so that it

should be swung from mouth to mouth--an ingenious expedient

which is still kept up by some families in Albany, but which

prevails without exception in Communipaw, Bergen, Flatbush, and

all our uncontaminated Dutch villages.

"At these primitive tea-parties the utmost propriety and dignity

of deportment prevailed. No flirting or coquetin gambu of old

ladies, nor hoyden chattering and romping of young ones, no self

satisfied struttings of wealthy gentlemen with their brains in

their pockets, nor amusing conceits and monkey divertisements of

smart young gentlemen with no brains at all. On the contrary, the

young ladies seated themselves demurely in their rush-bottomed

chairs, and knit their own woolen stockings, nor ever opened

their lips except to say "yaw, mynherr," or "yaw, yaw, Vrouw,"

to any question that was asked them, behaving in all things like

decent, well educated damsels. As to the gentlemen, each of them

tranquilly smoked his pipe, and seemed lost in contemplation of

the blue and white tiles with which the fire-places were

decorated, wherein sundry passages of scripture were piously

portrayed."

But it was in New England that the tea-party reached its highest

importance as a social function, and in the New England of more

than a century ago. Then and there were the weightiest themes of

religion and philosophy of such enthralling interest and so

interwoven with the practical affairs of men, that they were

familiarly discussed all the way from the pulpit and desk to the

household and tea-table, and were liable to be brought forward at

the table of the artisan, the farmer, or the shopkeeper, as well

as at that of the scholar. Every reader of early New England

history or New England fiction must be aware of this fact. The

presence of the "minister." so far from discouraging these

discussions, usually stimulated them, and lent them additional

interest. Instances of such gatherings and conversations, of

typical New England tea-parties, may be found in Mrs. Stowe's

Minister's Wooing.

The "tea-table" will always live in name and in association,

and we trust in reality, as an essential feature of family life,

even though the nature of the repast has greatly changed. The

pleasantest part of the working-day in former years was the

occasion when the family, drawn together by common interests and

sympathies, after the heavier tasks of the day were completed,

gathered around the table whose crowning symbol of good cheer was

the familiar and homely old tea-pot. From this fairy godmother

flowed forth a spirit of kindly toleration and genial good humor.

A quiet fireside, a snug corner, and a singing tea-kettle, were

potent sources of enjoyment to young as well as old folks, in

those days when the kitchen was not turned entirely over to alien

hands.

The tea-kettle and the hearth-stone may be pushed back out of

sight or even quite banished from the household, by modern

metropolitan life and enforced changes; but under the influence

of old associations and traditions, they will surely return in

time with recurring cycles of sentiment or of fashion.

Five o'clock Tea is but an attempt to revive an old custom, and

for those whom fortune has favored with leisure for social

amenities at that hour, it furnishes an agreeable and informal

occasion for exchange of courtesies and for harmless gossip or

even more dignified "conservation."

A correspondent of the New York Sun recently gave an account of

actual or impending changes in the social customs of Paris, which

have a bearing upon this branch of our subject. He writes that

the English five o'clock tea having been adopted by Parisians

several years ago, and being found to interfere with the still

fashionable 7 o'clock dinner, an effort was recently made to

revive the ancient mid-day dinner, say at 2 o'clock. In some

cases, the difficulty was met by taking tea at five o'clock, and

serving a substantial supper late in the evening.

When we desire to get away for a time from our modern

conventional ideas and restraints, and indulge in a bit of homely

healthy sentiment, we may fall back on such utterances as the

following, from Dicken's Cricket on the Hearth:

"Now it was, you observe, that the Kettle began to spend the

evening. Now it was, that the Kettle, growing mellow and musical,

began to have irrepressible gurglings in its throat, and to

indulge in short vocal snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if

it hadn't quite made up its mind yet, to be good company. Now it

was, that after two or three such vain attempts to stifle its

convivial sentiments, it threw off all moroseness, all reserve,

and burst into a stream of song so cosy and hilarious as never

maudlin nightingale yet formed the least idea of." . . .

"So plain, too! Bless you, you might have understood it like a

book--better than some books you and I could name, perhaps. With

its warm breath gushing forth in a light cloud which merrily and

gracefully ascended a few feet, then hung about the chimney-

corner as its own domestic Heaven, it trolled its song with that

strong energy of cheerfulness, that its iron body hummed and

stirred upon the fire, and the lid itself, the recently

rebellious lid--such is the influence of a bright example--

performed a sort of jig, and clattered like a deaf and dumb young

cymbal that had never known the use of its twin brother." . . .

"And here, if you like, the Cricket DID chime in! with a

Chirrup, Chirrup, Chirrup of such magnitude, by the way of

chorus, with a voice so astoundingly disproportionate to its

size, as compared with the Kettle, (size! you couldn't see it!)

that if it had then and there burst itself like an overcharged

gun, if it had fallen a victim on the spot, and chirruped its

little body into fifty pieces it would have seemed a natural and

inevitable consequence for which it had expressly labored." . . .

"There was all the excitement of a race about it. Chirp,

chirp, chirp! Cricket a mile ahead. Hum, hum, hum-m-m! Kettle

making play in the distance, like a great top. Chirp, chirp,

chirp!--Cricket round the corner. Hum, hum, hum! Kettle

sticking to him in his own way, no idea of giving in. Chirp,

chirp, chirp ! Cricket fresher than ever. Hum, hum, hum-m-m!

Kettle slow and steady. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket going to

finish him. Hum, hum, hum! Kettle not to be finished. Until at

last, they got so jumbled up together, in the hurry-skurry,

helter-skelter of the match, that whether the Kettle chirped or

the Cricket hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the Kettle hummed,

or the Cricket chirped and the Kettle hummed, or the both chirped

and both hummed, it would have taken a clearer head than yours or

mine to have decided with anything like certainty. But of this

there is no doubt, that the Kettle and the Cricket, at one and

the same moment, and by some power of amalgamation best known to

themselves, sent each his fireside song of comfort streaming into

a ray of the candle that shone through the window, and a long way

down the lane. And this light, bursting on a certain person who

on the instant, approached towards it through the gloom,

expressed the whole thing to him, literally in a twinkling, and

cried, 'Welcome home, old fellow! Welcome home, my boy!"

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