"I'm sorry," she said, with grim politeness, "that yu find me here,

Misther O'Brien; but it isn't my fault. I wanted tu go a while ago, an'

your wife wouldn't let me."

"An' very right she was; you're not fit for it. Sure, don't be talkin'

ov goin' till ye're better, ma'am," said Jim, awkwardly. "Y're heartily

welcome for me. I come up to say--to say, I hope y'll be in no hurry to

move."

"Yu're very good, but it's not to be expected I'd find myself easy under

this roof, where, I can assure yu, I'd never have come of my own free

will; an' I apologise to yu, Misther O'Brien, for givin' so much

trouble--not that I could help myself."

"Sure, 'tis I that should apologise," blurted out Jim; "an' rale sorry I

am--though, maybe, ye won't b'lieve me--that I ever dhruv the customers

out."

For a long time Mrs. Macfarlane did not speak.

"I could forgive that easier than your rootin' up my lilies," she said,

in a strained voice.

"But that I never did. God knows an' sees me this night, an' He knows

that I never laid a finger on thim. I kem out, an' foun' the dog there

scrattin' at thim, an' if this was me last dyin' worrd, 'tis thrue."

"An' 'twas really the wee dog?"

"It was, though I done wrong in laughin' at him, an' cheerin' him on;

but, sure, ye wouldn't mind me whin I told ye he was at me roses, an' I

thought it sarved ye right, an' that ye called him 'King William' to

spite me."

"So I did," said Mrs. Macfarlane, and, she added, more gently, "I'm

sorry now."

"Are ye so?" said Jim, brightening. "Faith, I'm glad to hear ye say it.

We was both in the wrong, ye see, an' if you bear no malice, I don't."

"Yu have been very good to me, seein' how I misjudged you," said Mrs.

Macfarlane.

"Not a bit ov it; an' 'twas the wife anyhow, for, begorra, I was

hardened against ye, so I was."

"An' yu've spent yer money on me, an' I----"

"Sure, don't say a worrd about id. I owed it to you, so I did, but,

begorra, ye won't have to complain ov wantin' custom wanst yer well."

Mrs. Macfarlane smiled wanly.

"No chance o' that, I'm afraid. What with my illness an' all that went

before it, business is gone. Look at the place shut up this three weeks

an' more."

"Not it," said Jim. "Sure, sence y've been sick I put our little Kitty,

the shlip, in charge of the place, an' she's made a power o' money for

ye, an' she on'y risin' sixteen, an' havin' to help her mother an' all.

She's a clever girl, so she is, though I sez it, an' she ruz the prices

all round. She couldn't manage with the cakes, not knowin' how to bake

thim like yerself; but sure I bought her plenty ov biscuits at

Connolly's; and her mother cut her sandwidges, an' made tay, an' the

dhrinks was all there as you left them, an' Kitty kep' count ov all she

sould."

Mrs. Macfarlane looked at him for a moment queerly then she drew the

sheet over her face, and began to sob.

Jim, feeling wretchedly uncomfortable, crept downstairs.

"Go to the craythure, Mary," he said. "Sure, she's cryin'. We've made it

up--an' see here, let her want for nothin'."

Mary ran upstairs, took grim Mrs. Macfarlane in her arms, and actually

kissed her; and Mrs. Macfarlane's grimness melted away, and the two

women cried together for sympathy.

* * * * *

Now, as the trains come into Toomevara station, Jim goes from carriage

to carriage making himself a perfect nuisance to passengers with

well-filled luncheon baskets. "Won't ye have a cup o' tay, me lady?

There's plinty ov time, an' sure, we've the finest tay here that you'll

get on the line. There's nothin' like it this side o' Dublin; A glass o'

whiskey, sir? 'Tis on'y the best John Jameson that's kep', or sherry

wine? Ye won't be shtoppin' agin annywheres that you'll like it as well.

Sure, if ye don't want to get out--though there's plinty o' time--I'll

give the ordher an' have it sent over to yez. Cakes, ma'am, for the

little ladies? 'Tis a long journey, an' maybe they'll be hungry--an

apples? Apples is mighty good for childher. She keeps fine apples if ye

like thim."

Mrs. Macfarlane has grown quite fat, is at peace with all mankind, takes

the deepest interest in the O'Brien family, and calls her dog "Billy."

FOOTNOTES:

[1] A blade of grass.

[2] Hag

Quin's Rick.

_From "Doings and Dealings."_

BY JANE BARLOW.

Clear skies and gentle breezes had so favoured Hugh Lennon's harvesting

that his threshing was all safely done by the first week in October, and

as the fine weather still continued, he took his wife, according to

promise, for a ten days' stay at the seaside. Mrs. Hugh was rather young

and rather pretty, and much more than rather short-tempered. The

neighbours often remarked that they would not be in Hugh Lennon's coat

for a great deal--at times specifying very considerable sums.

From her visit to Warrenpoint, however, she returned home in high good

humour, and ran gaily upstairs to remove her flowery hat, announcing

that she would do some fried eggs, Hugh's favourite dish, for their tea.

Hence, he was all the more disconcerted when, as he followed her along

the little passage, she suddenly wheeled round upon him, and confronted

him with a countenance full of wrath. She had merely been looking for a

moment out of the small end window, and why, in the name of fortune,

marvelled Hugh, should that have put her in one of her tantrums? But it

evidently had done so. "Saw you ever the like of that?" she demanded

furiously, pointing through the window.

"The like of what at all?" said Hugh.

"Look at it," said Mrs. Hugh, and drummed with the point of her umbrella

on a pane.

Hugh looked, and saw, conspicuous at a short distance beyond their

backyard, a portly rick of straw, which their neighbour, Peter Quin, had

nearly finished building. A youth was tumbling himself about on top of

it with much agility, and shouting "Pull!" at each floundering fall.

"Sure," said Hugh, "it's nothing, only young Jim Quin leppin' their

rick."

"I wisht he'd break every bone in his ugly body, then, while he's at

it," declared Mrs. Hugh.

"It's a quare wish to be wishin' agin the poor, decent lad," said her

husband, "and he lepping plenty of ricks for ourselves before now."

"And what call have they to be cocking up e'er a one there," said Mrs.

Hugh, "where there was never such a thing seen till this day?"

"Why wouldn't they?" said Hugh. "It's a handy place enough for a one, I

should say, there on the bit of a headland."

"How handy it is!" said his wife, "and it shutting out the gap in the

fence on me that was the only glimpse I had into our lane."

"Well, supposing it does, where's the odds?" said Hugh. "There's ne'er a

much in the lane for anybody to be glimpsing at."

"The greatest convenience in the world it was," declared Mrs. Hugh, "to

be able to see you crossing it of a morning, and you coming in from the

lower field, the way I could put the bit of bacon down ready for the

breakfast."

"Musha, good gracious, woman alive, if that's all's ailing you, where's

the need to be so exact?" said Hugh.

"Exact, is it?" said Mrs. Hugh. "Maybe you'd like to have the whole of

it melted away into grease with being set on the fire half an hour too

soon. Or else you to be standing about open-mouthed under me feet, like

a starving terrier, waiting till it's fit to eat. That's how it'll be,

anyway, like it or lump it. And I used to be watching for old Matty

Flanaghan going by with the post-bag, and the Keoghs coming back from

early Mass--'twas as good as an extra clock for telling the time. But

now, with that big lump of a thing stuck there, I might as well be shut

up inside of any old prison. Them Quins done it a-purpose to annoy me,

so they did. Sorra another raison had they, for what else 'ud make them

take and build it behind our backs? But put up with it is what I won't

do. Stepping over to them I'll be this night, and letting them know how

little I think of themselves and their mean tricks. And if I see old

Peter, I'll tell him you'll have the law of him unless he gets it

cleared away out of that to-morrow. Bedad will I; and yourself 'ud say

the same, if you had as much spirit in you as a moulting chicken."

"Have sense, Julia," Hugh remonstrated, wedging in a protest with

difficulty. "Stop where you are, now, quiet and peaceable. It's only

making a show of yourself you'd be, running out that way raging about

nothing What foolish talk have you about the man moving his rick, that

he's just after building? You might as well be bidding him move

Knockrinkin over yonder; and he more betoken with his haggart bursting

full this minyit. What annoyance is there in the matter, Julia woman?

Sure in any case it won't be any great while standing there, you may

depend, and they bedding cattle with it, let alone very belike sending

in cartloads of it every week to the market. Just content yourself and

be aisy."

But, as he had more than half expected, Hugh spoke to no purpose. His

wife would not be said by him, and his expostulations, in fact, merely

hastened her impetuous departure on her visit to the Quins. She returned

even more exasperated than she had set out, and from her report of the

interview Hugh gathered that she had stormed with much violence, giving

everybody "the height of abuse." He was fain to console himself with the

rather mortifying reflection that "the Quins knew well enough she did be

apt to take up with quare nonsensical fantigues, that nobody minded."

A hope that the morrow might find her more reasonable proved entirely

vain, as many additional grievances, resented with increasing

bitterness, had been evolved during the night. When Hugh went out to his

work, he left her asserting, and believing, that the noise of the wind

whistling round the rick hadn't let her get a wink of sleep, and when he

came in again he found her on the point of setting off to the police

barracks that she might charge the Quins with having "littered her yard

all over with wisps of straw blown off their hijjis old rick, till the

unfortunate hens couldn't see the ground under their feet." This

outrage, it appeared, had been aggravated by Micky Quinn, who remarked

tauntingly, that "she had a right to feel herself obligated to them for

doing her a fine piece of thatching"; and an interchange of similar

rejoinders had taken place. On the present occasion Hugh was indeed able

forcibly to stop her wild expedition by locking both the house doors.

But as he knew that these strong measures could not be more than a

temporary expedient, and as arguments were very bootless, he was at a

loss to determine what he should do next. She had begun to drop such

menacing hints about lighted matches and rags soaked in paraffin, that

he felt loth to leave her at large within reach of those dangerous

materials. Already it had come to his knowledge that rumours were afloat

in the village about how Mrs. Lennon was threatening to burn down the

Quin's rick. The truth was that she had said as much to several calling

neighbours in the course of that day.

Hugh's perplexity was therefore not a little relieved when, early on the

following morning, his wife's eldest married sister, Mrs. Mackay, from

beyond Kilcraig, looked in on her way to market. Mrs. Mackay, an

energetic person with a strong will regulated by abundant common sense,

was one among the few people of whom her flighty sister Julia stood in

awe. In this emergency her own observations, together with her

brother-in-law's statements, soon showed her how matters stood, and she

promptly decided what steps to take. "Our best plan," she said to Hugh

apart, "is for Julia to come along home with me. She'll be out of the

way there of aught to stir up her mind, and she can stop till she gets

pacified again. 'Twill be no great while before she's glad enough to

come back here, rick or no rick, you may depend; for we're all

through-other up at our place the now, with one of the childer sick, and

ne'er a girl kept. I'll give her plenty to do helping me, and it's much

if she won't be very soon wishing she was at home in her own comfortable

house. She doesn't know when she's well off, bedad," Mrs. Mackay added,

glancing half enviously round the tidy little kitchen.

Hugh fell in with her views at once. The Mackays lived a couple of miles

at the other side of Kilcraig, so that Julia would be safely out of

harm's way, and he could trust her sister to keep her from doing

anything disastrously foolish. So he cheerfully saw his wife depart, and

though her last words were a vehement asseveration that she would

"never set foot next or nigh the place again, as long as there did be

two straws slanting together in Quin's dirty old rick," he confidently

expected to see her there once more without much delay.

Up at the Mackay's struggling farmstead on the side of Knockrinkin, Mrs.

Hugh found things dull enough. Internally the house was incommodious and

crowded to uncomfortable excess, and its surroundings externally were

desolate and lonesome. Mrs. Hugh remarked discontentedly that if the

inside and outside of it were mixed together, they'd be better off,

anyway, for room to turn round in, and quiet to hear themselves speak;

but the operation appeared impracticable. Nor were the domestic tasks

with which Mrs. Mackay provided her by any means to her taste, and her

discontent continued. One evening, shortly after her arrival, she grew

so tired of hearing the children squabble and squawl, that as soon as

supper was over she slipped out at the back door into the soft-aired

twilight. She proposed to wile away some time by searching the furzy,

many-bouldered field for mushrooms and blackberries, but neither could

she find, and in her quest she wandered a long way down the swarded

slope, until she came to a low boundary wall. There she stopped, and

stood looking across the valley towards a wooden patch beyond the

village, which contained her own dwelling, as well as that of the

hateful Quins. Her wrath against them burned more fiercely than ever at

the reflection that they were clearly to blame for her present tedious

exile. The thought of going home, she said to herself, she couldn't

abide, by reason of their old rick.

Through the dusk, the darker mass of those trees loomed indistinctly

like a stain on the dimness, and Mrs. Hugh fancied that she could make

out just the site of the Quin's rick--the best of bad luck to it. Why

didn't some decent tramp take and sling a spark of a lighted match into

it, and he passing by with his pipe? As she strained her eyes towards

it, she suddenly saw on the very spot the glimmer of a golden-red light,

glancing out among the shadowy trees. For a moment she was startled and

half scared, but then she remembered that it would be nothing more than

the harvest moon rising up big through the mist. Hadn't she seen it the

night before looking the size of ten? This explanation, at least, half

disappointed her, and she said to herself with dissatisfaction, watching

the gleam waver and brighten, that it looked as red as fire, and she

wished to goodness it was the same as it looked. "There'd be nothing

aisier than setting the whole concern in a blaze standing so convanient

to the road," she thought, while she gazed and gazed with tantalised

vindictiveness over the low, tumble-down wall.

* * * * *

More than two hours later Mrs. Hugh Lennon came hurrying in at the

Mackay's back-door. By this time it was dark night outside, and she

found only Mrs. Mackay in the kitchen, for himself and the children had

gone to bed.

"Where in the world have you been all the evening?" Mrs. Mackay

inquired, with some indignation. "Leaving me with nobody to give me a

hand with the childer or anything, and keeping me now waiting up till

every hour of the night."

"Quin's rick's burnt down," burst out Mrs. Hugh, who evidently had not

heard a word of her sister's remonstrance. She looked excited and

exultant; her hair was roughened by the wind, and her skirts were

bedraggled with a heavy dew brushed off tussocks and furze bushes. Mrs.

Mackay eyed her with a start of vague suspicion.

"And who did you get that news from," she said, "supposing it's true?"

"Amn't I after seeing it with me own eyes?" triumphed Mrs. Hugh.

"Watching it blazing this long while down below there by Connolly's

fence. First of all I thought it was only the old moon rising, that

would do us no good; but sure not at all, glory be! Burnt down to the

ground it is, every grain of it; and serve them very right."

"What took you trapesing off down there, might I ask?" inquired Mrs.

Mackay, her scrutiny of her sister growing more mistrustful.

"Is it what took me?" said Mrs. Hugh. "I dunno rightly. Och, let me see;

about getting some mushrooms I was, I believe, and blackberries."

"A likely time of night it was to be looking for such things," said Mrs.

Mackay, "and a dale of them you got."

"There isn't a one in it; all of them's as red as coals of fire yet, or

else as green as grass--sure, what matter?" said Mrs. Hugh. "Anyway, I

was took up with watching the baste of an old rick flaring itself into

flitters; and a rale good job."

"A job it is that you're very apt to have raison to repent of," Mrs.

Mackay said severely, "if so be you had act or part in it."

"Is it me?" Mrs. Hugh said, and laughed derisively. "Raving you are, if

that's your notion. A great chance I'd have to be meddling or making

with it, and I stuck up here out of reach of everything. I only wisht

I'd been at our own place to get a better sight."

"How can I tell what chances you have or haven't, and you after running

wild through the country for better than a couple of hours?" Mrs. Mackay

said. "Plenty of time had you for the matter, to be skyting there and

back twice over, if you was up to any sort of mischief; let alone going

about talking and threatening, and carrying on, till everybody in the

parish is safe to be of the opinion yourself was contriving it with

whoever done it, supposing you didn't do it all out. And it's the quare

trouble you might very aisy get yourself into for that same, let me tell

you. There was a man at Joe's place that got three years for being

concerned in setting a light to a bit of an old shed, no size to speak

of; so, if the next thing we see of you is walking off between a pair of

police constables, yourself you'll have to thank for it. I only hope

poor Hugh won't be blaming me for letting you out of me sight this

evening."

"Och, good luck to yourself and your polis!" Mrs. Hugh said, defiantly.

"It's little I care who lit the old rick, and its little I care what any

people's troubling theirselves to think about it. I'd liefer be after

doing it than not--so there's for you. But what I won't do is stop here

listening to your fool's romancing. So good-night to you kindly."

With that Mrs. Hugh flounced clattering up the little steep stairs, and

hurled herself like a compressed earthquake-wave into her bedroom. Mrs.

Mackay, following her, stumped along more slowly. "Goodness forgive me

for saying so," she reflected, "but Julia's a terrific woman to have any

doings or dealings with. She's not to hold or bind when she takes the

notion, and the dear knows what she's been up to now; something

outrageous most likely. The Lord Chief Justice himself couldn't control

her. Beyond me she is entirely."

Nevertheless, her warnings were not without effect, and at their next

interview, she found her sister in a meeker mood.

It was when Mrs. Mackay was in the cowhouse milking, before breakfast,

that Julia appeared to her, hurrying in with a demeanour full of dismay.

"Och, Bridgie, what will I do?" she said.

"What's happint you now?" Bridgie replied, with a studied want of

sympathy.

"I'm just after looking out of me window," Julia said, "and there's two

of the polis out of the barracks below standing at the roadgate, having

great discoursing with Dan Molloy, and about coming into this place they

are. Ne'er a bit of me knows what's bringing them so outlandish early;

but I'll take me oath, Bridgie darlint, I'd nought to do, good or bad,

with burning the rick. It might ha' went on fire of itself. Hand nor

part I hadn't in it. So you might be telling them that to your certain

knowledge I was up here the whole time, and sending them about their

business--there's a good woman."

On further reflection Mrs. Mackay had already concluded that Julia

probably was not guilty of incendiarism; still, she considered her

sister's alarmed state a favourable opportunity for a lesson on the

expediency of behaving herself. Therefore she was careful to give no

reassuring response.

"'Deed, now, I dunno what to say to it all," she declared, "and I

couldn't take it on me conscience to go swear in a court of justice

that I knew where you might be yesterday late. More betoken there was

the bad talk you had out of you about the Quins before you come here,

that they'll be bringing up agin you now, you may depend. An ugly

appearance it has, sure enough, the two of them coming over at this

hour. As headstrong you are as a cross-tempered jennet; but if you'll

take my advice you'll keep yourself out of their sight the best way you

can, till I see what they want with you, and then if it's a warrant

they've got, I might try persuade them to go look for you somewheres

else. That's the best I can do, and, of course, I can't say whether they

will or no, but maybe--"

For a wonder Mrs. Hugh did take this advice, and most promptly, rushing

with a suppressed wail out of the cowhouse and into a shed close by,

where she crouched behind a heap of hay, the first hiding-place that

presented itself to her in her panic. She had spent a great part of the

past night in meditation on her sister's alarming statements; and now

the ominous arrival of the police put a finishing touch to her fright.

How was she to escape from them, or to exculpate herself? Bridgie

evidently either could or would do little or nothing. At this dreadful

crisis in her affairs her thoughts turned longingly towards her own

house down below, where there was Hugh, poor man, who would certainly

have, somehow, prevented her from being dragged off to Athmoran gaol,

even if he did believe her to have burnt the rick. Through the dusty

shed window she saw two dark, flat-capped, short-caped figures

sauntering up to the front door, whereupon with a sudden desperate

impulse, she stole out, and fled down the cart-track along which they

had just come. Getting a good start of them, she said to herself, she

might be at home again with Hugh before they could overtake her--and one

of them, she added, as fat as a prize pig.

As Mrs. Hugh ran most of the road's two long miles, she was considerably

out of breath when she came round a turn which brought into view an

expected and an unexpected object. The one was Hugh walking out of his

own gate, the other Quin's rick, still rearing its glistening yellow

ridge into the sunshine.

"Well, now, Julia woman, and is it yourself?" Hugh said, as she darted

across the road to him. "What's took you to be tearing along at that

rate, and without so much as a shawl over your head?"

"Thinking I was to meet you before this--kilt I am, running all the

way," she said, panting. "And I do declare there's the big rick in it

yet."

Hugh's face fell. "Whethen now, if it's with the same old blathers

you're come back," he said, in a disgusted tone, "there was no need for

you to be in any such great hurry."

"Ne'er a word was I going to say agin it at all," said his wife, "and I

making sure the constables would be after me every minyit for burning it

down."

"What the mischief put that notion in your head?" said Hugh.

"I seen the blaze of a great fire down here last night," she said, "and

I thought it would be Quin's rick, and they knowing I had some talk

about it."

"Sure 'twas just the big heap of dead branches and old trunks," said

Hugh, "that's lying at the end of the cow-lane ever since the big wind.

It took and went on fire yesterday evening; raison good, there was a

cartful of Wexford tinkers went by in the afternoon, and stopped to

boil their kettle close under it. A fine flare-up it made, and it as dry

as tinder; but I'd scarce ha' thought you'd see it that far. Lucky it is

the old sticks was fit for nothing much, unless some poor bodies may be

at a loss for firewood this next winter. Come along in, Julia, and wet

yourself a cup of tay. You'd a right to be tired trotting about that

way. And as for the polis, bedad, they'd have their own work cut out for

them, if they was to be taking up everybody they heard talking foolish."

Not long after Mrs. Hugh had finished her cup, Mrs. Mackay arrived,

alighting flurriedly from a borrowed seat on a neighbour's car.

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