The Modern Legislator is a most terrible creature. When he is not

engaged in obstructing public business, he must needs be meddling with

other people's private affairs--and some of us want to know where he

is going to stop. The Legislator has decreed that no children who are

less than ten years of age shall henceforth be allowed to perform on

the stage. Much of the talk which came from those who carried the

measure was kindly and sensible; but some of the acrid party foisted

mere misleading rubbish on the public. Henceforth the infantile player

will be seen no more. Mr. Crummles will wave a stern hand from the

shades where the children of dreams dwell, and the Phenomenon will be

glad that she has passed from a prosaic earth. Had the stern

law-makers had their way thirty years ago, how many pretty sights

should we have missed! Little Marie Wilton would not have romped about

the stage in her childish glee (she enjoyed the work from the first,

and even liked playing in a draughty booth when the company of roaming

"artists" could get no better accommodation). Little Ellen Terry, too,

would not have played in the Castle scene in "King John," and crowds

of worthy matrons would have missed having that "good cry" which they

enjoy so keenly. We are happy who saw all the Terrys, and Marie the

witty who charmed Charles Dickens, and all the pretty mites who did so

delight us when Mme. Katti Lanner marshalled them. Does any reader

wish to have a perfectly pleasant half-hour? Let that reader get the

number of "Fors Clavigera" which contains Mr. Ruskin's description of

the children who performed in the Drury Lane pantomime. The kind

critic was in ecstasies--as well he might be--and he talked with

enthusiasm about the cleanliness, the grace, the perfectly happy

discipline of the tiny folk. Then, again, in "Time and Tide," the

great writer gives us the following exquisite passage about a little

dancer who especially pleased him--"She did it beautifully and simply,

as a child ought to dance. She was not an infant prodigy; there was no

evidence in the finish and strength of her motion that she had been

put to continual torture during half of her eight or nine years. She

did nothing more than any child--well taught, but painlessly--might

do; she caricatured no older person, attempted no curious or fantastic

skill; she was dressed decently, she moved decently, she looked and

behaved innocently, and she danced her joyful dance with perfect

grace, spirit, sweetness, and self-forgetfulness." How perfect! There

is not much suggestion of torture or premature wickedness in all this;

and I wish that the wise and good man's opinion might have been

considered for a little while by some of the reformers. For my part, I

venture to offer a few remarks about the whole matter; for there are

several considerations which were neglected by the debaters on both

sides during the discussion.

First, then, I must solemnly say that I cannot advise any grown girl

or young man to go upon the stage; and yet I see no harm in teaching

little children to perform concerted movements in graceful ways. This

sounds like a paradox; but it is not paradoxical at all to those who

have studied the question from the inside. If a girl waits until she

is eighteen before going on the stage, she has a good chance of being

thrown into the company of women who do not dream of respecting her.

If she enters a provincial travelling company, she has constant

discomfort and constant danger; some of her companions are certain to

be coarse--and a brutal actor whose professional vanity prevents him

from understanding his own brutality is among the most horrible of

living creatures. After a lady has made her mark as an actress, she

can secure admirable lodging at good hotels; but a poor girl with a

pound per week must put up with such squalor as only actors can

fittingly describe. Amid all this the girl is left to take care of

herself--observe that point. A little child is taken care of; whereas

the adolescent or adult must fight her way through a grimy and

repulsive environment as best she can. There is not a man in the world

who would dare to introduce himself informally to any lady who is

employed under Mr. W.S. Gilbert's superintendence; but what can we say

about the thousands who travel from town to town unguided save by the

curt directions of the stage manager? Let it be understood that when I

speak of the theatre I have not in mind the beautiful refined places

in central London where cultured people in the audience are

entertained by cultured people on the stage; I am thinking grimly of

the squalor, the degradation, the wretched hand-to-mouth existence of

poor souls who work in the casual companies that spend the better part

of their existence in railway carriages. Not long ago a young actress

who can now command two thousand pounds per year was obliged to remain

dinnerless on Christmas Day because she could not afford to pay a

shilling for a hamper which was sent her from home. Her success in the

lottery arrived by a strange chance; but how many bear all the poverty

and trouble without even having one gleam of success in their

miserable dangerous lives? There are theatres and theatres--there are

managers and managers; but in some places the common conversation of

the women is not edifying--and a good girl must insensibly lose her

finer nature if she has to associate with such persons.

In the case of the little children there are none, or few, at any

rate, of the drawbacks. Not one in fifty goes on the stage; the mites

are engaged only at certain seasons; and their harvest-time enables

poor people to obtain many little comforts and necessaries. Further,

there is one curious thing which may not be known to the highly

particular sect--no manager, actor, or actress would use a profane or

coarse word among the children; such an offender would be scouted by

the roughest member of any company and condemned by the very

stage-carpenters. I own that I have sometimes wished that a child here

and there could be warm asleep on a chilly night, especially when the

young creature was perilously suspended from a wire; but that is very

nearly the furthest extent of my pity. So long as the youngsters are

not required to perform dangerous or unnatural feats, they need no

pity. Instead of being inured to brutalities, they are actually taken

away from brutality--for no man or woman would sully their minds. We

have heard it said that the stage-children who return to school after

their spell of pantomime corrupt the others. This is a gross and

stupid falsehood which is calculated to injure a cause that has many

good points. I earnestly sympathise with the well-meaning people who

desire to succour the little ones; but I beseech them not to be led

away by misstatements which are concocted for sensational purposes. So

far from corrupting other children, the young actors invariably act as

a good influence in a school. The experienced observer can almost make

certain of picking out the boys and girls who have had a

stage-training. They like to be smart and cleanly, their deportment

and general manners are improved, and they are almost invariably

superior in intelligence to the ordinary school-trained child. Imagine

Mme. Katti Lanner having a corrupt influence! Imagine those delightful

beings who play "Alice in Wonderland" corrupting anybody or anything!

I have always been struck by the pretty manners of the trained

children--and the advance in refinement is especially noticeable among

those who have been speaking or singing parts. The most pleasing set

of youths that I ever met were the members of a comic-opera troupe.

Some of them, without an approach to freedom of manner, would converse

with good sense on many topics, and their drill had been so extended

as to include a knowledge of polite salutes. Not one of the boys or

girls would have been ill at ease in a drawing-room; and I found their

educational standard quite up to that of any Board school known to me.

These nice little folk were certainly in no wise pallid or distraught;

and, when they danced on the stage, the performance was a beautiful

and delightful romp which suggested no idea of pain. To see the "prima

donna" of the company trundling her hoop on a bright morning was as

pretty a sight as one would care to see. The little lady was neither

forward nor unhealthy, nor anything else that is objectionable--and it

was plain that she enjoyed her life. Is it in the least likely that

any sane manager would ill-treat a little child that was required to

be pleasing? One or two acrobats have been known to be stern with

their apprentices; but the rudest circus-man would not venture to

exhibit a pupil who looked unhappy. The rascally "Arabs" who entrapped

so many boys in years gone by were fiends who met with very

appropriate retribution; but such villains are not common.

I am always haunted by the argument about late hours--and give it

every weight. As aforesaid, I used sometimes to wish that some wee

creature could only be wrapped in a night-gown and sent to rest. But,

for the benefit of those who cannot well imagine what the horrors of a

city slum are like, let me describe the nightly scene in a typical

city alley. It is cold in the pantomime season; but the folk in that

alley have not much fire. Joe, the costermonger, Bill, the

market-labourer, Tom, the fish-porter, and the rest come home in a

straggling way; and, if they can buy a pennyworth of coal, they boil

the little kettle. Then one of the children runs to the chandler's and

gets a halfpennyworth of tea, a scrap of bread, and perhaps a penny

slice of sausage. The men stint themselves in food and firing; but

they always have a little to spare for gin and beer and tobacco. There

is no light in the evil-smelling room; but there is a place at the

corner of the alley where the gas is burning as cheerily as the foul

wreaths of smoke will permit. The men go out and squat on barrels in

the hideous bar; then they call for some liquor which may be warranted

to take speedy effect; then they smoke, and try to forget.

What is the little child to do? Go to bed? Why, it has no bed! If it

were earning a little money, its parents might be able to provide a

flock or straw bed with some sort of covering; but the poverty of

these people is so gnawing and dire that very few lodgings contain

anything which could possibly be pawned for twopence. Usually the

child seeks the streets; and in the dim and filthy haze he or she

sports at large with other ragged companions. Then the women--the

match-box makers, trouser-makers, and such like--begin to troop

in--and they gravitate towards the gin-shop. The darkness deepens; the

bleared lamps blare in the dirty mist; the hoarse roar from the

public-house comes forth accompanied by choking wafts of reek; the

abominable tramps move towards the lodging-house and pollute the

polluted air further with the foulness of their language; the drink

mounts into unstable heads; and presently--especially on Saturday

nights--there are hoarse growls as from rough-throated beasts, shrill

shrieks, and a running chorus of indescribable grossness. Drunken men

are quarrelling in the street, drunken women yell and stagger, and the

hideous discord fills the night on all sides. No item of corruption is

spared the children; and the vile hurly-burly ceases only at midnight.

The children will always try to sneak through the swinging doors of

the gin _inferno_ when the cold becomes too severe; and they will

remain crouched like rats until some capricious guest sends them out

with an oath and a kick. There is not one imaginable horror that does

not become familiar to these children of despair--and they sometimes

have a very good chance of seeing murder. When the last hour comes,

and the father and mother return to their dusky den, the child

crouches anywhere on the floor; undressing is not practised; and, if

any sentimental person will first of all go into a common Board school

in a non-theatrical quarter on a wet afternoon, and if he will then

drive on and pass through a few hundreds of the theatrical children,

his "olfactories" will teach him a lesson which may make him think a

good deal.

Now let me put a question or two in the name of common sense. We must

balance good and evil; and, granting that the theatre has a tendency

to make children light-minded, is it worse than the horror of the

slums and the stench and darkness of the single room where a family

herd together? The youngster who is engaged at the theatre can set off

home at the very latest as soon as the harlequinade is over. Very

well; suppose it is late. Would he or she be early if the night were

spent in the alley? Not at all! Then the child from the theatre is

bathed, fed, taught, clothed nicely, and it gives its parents a little

money which procures food. Some say the extra money goes for extra

gin--and that may happen in some cases; but, at any rate, the child's

earnings usually purchase a share of food as well as of drink; for the

worst blackguard in the world dares not send a starveling to meet the

stage-manager. In sum, then, making every possible allowance for the

good intentions of those who wish to rescue children from the theatre,

I am inclined to fear that they have been hasty. I am not without some

knowledge of the various details of the subject; and I have tried to

give my judgment as fairly as I could--for I also pity and love the

children.

XV.

PUBLIC AND PRIVATE MORALITY: PAST AND PRESENT.

Certain enterprising persons have contributed of late years to make

English newspapers somewhat unpleasant reading, and mournful men are

given to moaning over the growth of national corruption. So persistent

have the mournful folk been, that many good simple people are in a

state of grievous alarm, for they are persuaded that the nation is

bound towards the pit of Doom. When doleful men and women cry out

concerning abstract evils, it is always best to meet them with hard

facts, and I therefore propose to show that we ought really to be very

grateful for the undoubted advance of the nation toward righteousness.

Hideous blots there are--ugly cankers amid our civilisation--but we

grow better year by year, and the general movement is towards honesty,

helpfulness, goodness, purity. Whenever any croaker begins speaking

about the golden age that is gone, I advise my readers to try a system

of cross-examination. Ask the sorrowful man to fix the precise period

of the golden age, and pin him to direct and definite statements. Was

it when labourers in East Anglia lived like hogs around the houses of

their lords? Was it when the starving and utterly wretched thousands

marched on London under Tyler and John Ball? Was it when the

press-gangs kidnapped good citizens in broad daylight? Was it when a

score of burning ricks might be seen in a night by one observer? Was

it when imbecile rulers had set all the world against us--when the

French threatened Ireland, and the maddened, hunger-bitten sailors

were in wild rebellion, and the Funds were not considered as safe for

investors? The croaker is always securely indefinite, and a strict,

vigorous series of questions reduces him to rage and impotence.

Now let us go back, say, one hundred and twenty years, and let us see

how the sovereign, the legislators, the aristocracy, and the people

fared then; the facts may perchance be instructive. The King had

resolved to be absolute, and his main energies were devoted to bribing

Parliament. With his own royal hand he was not ashamed to write,

enclosing what he called "gold pills," which were to be used in

corrupting his subjects. He was a most moral, industrious, cleanly man

in private life; yet when the Duke of Grafton, his Prime Minister,

appeared near the royal box of the theatre, accompanied by a woman of

disreputable character, his Majesty made no sign. He was satisfied if

he could keep the mighty Burke, the high-souled Rockingham, the

brilliant Charles James Fox, out of his counsels, and he did not care

at all about the morals or the general behaviour of his Ministers.

About a quarter of a million was spent by the Crown in buying votes

and organising corruption, and King George III. was never ashamed to

appear before his Parliament in the character of an insolvent debtor

when he needed money to sap the morals of his people. A movement in

the direction of purity began even in George III.'s own lifetime; he

was obliged to be cautious, and he ended by coming under the iron

domination of William Pitt. Thus, instead of being remembered as the

dangerous, obstinate, purblind man who made Parliament a sink of

foulness, and who lost America, he is mentioned as a comfortable

simple gentleman of the farmer sort. Before we can half understand the

vast purification that has been wrought, we must study the history of

the reign from 1765 to 1784, and then we may feel happy as we compare

our gentle, beneficent Sovereign with the unscrupulous blunderer who

fought the Colonists and all but lost the Empire.

Then consider the Ministers who carried out the Sovereign's behest.

There was "Jemmy Twitcher," as Lord Sandwich was called. This man was

so utterly bad, that in later life he never cared to conceal his

infamies, because he knew that his character could not possibly be

worse blackened. Sandwich belonged to the unspeakable Medmenham Abbey

set. The lovely ruin had been bought and renovated by a gang of rakes,

who converted it into an abode of drunkenness and grossness; they

defaced the sacred trees and the grey walls with inscriptions which

the indignation of a purer age has caused to be removed; they carried

on nightly revels which no historian could describe, and in their

wicked buffoonery mocked the Creator with burlesque religious rites.

Such an unholy place would be pulled down by the mob nowadays, and the

gang of debauchees would figure in the police-court; but in those

"good old times" the Prime Minister and the Secretary to the Admiralty

were merry members of a crew that disgraced humanity. Just six weeks

after Lord Sandwich had joined the Medmenham Abbey gang, he put

himself forward for election to the High Stewardship of Cambridge

University. Here was a pretty position! The man had been thus

described by a poet--

"Too infamous to have a friend,

Too bad for bad men to commend

Or good to name; beneath whose weight

Earth groans; who hath been spared by fate

Only to show on mercy's plan

How far and long God bears with man"--

and this superb piece of truculence was received with applause by all

that was upright and noble in England. This indescribable villain

presented himself as worthy to preside over the place where the flower

of English youth were educated. A pleasing example he offered to young

and ardent souls! Worst of all, he was elected. He adroitly gained the

votes of country clergymen; he begged his friends to solicit the votes

of their private chaplains; he dodged and manoeuvred until he gained

his position. One voter came from a lunatic asylum, another was

brought from the Isle of Man, others were bribed in lavish

fashion--and Sandwich presided over Cambridge. The students rose in a

body and walked out when he came among them; but that mattered little

to the brazen fellow. To complete the ghastly comedy, it happened that

four years later the Chancellorship fell vacant, and the Duke of

Grafton, who was only second to "Jemmy Twitcher" in wickedness, was

chosen for the high office.

Now I ask plainly, "Can the croakers declare that England was better

under Grafton and 'Jemmy Twitcher' than she now is?" It is nonsense!

The crew of bacchanals and blackguards who then flaunted in high

places would not now be tolerated for a day. I look on our governing

class now,[3] and I may safely declare that not more than one Cabinet

Minister during the past twenty years has been regarded as otherwise

than stainless in character. What is the meaning of this

transformation? It means that good, pure women have gained their

rightful influence, that men have grown purer, and that the elevation

of the general body of society has been reflected in the character of

the men chosen to rule. Vice is all too powerful, and the dark corners

of our cities are awful to see; but the worst of the "fast" men in

modern England are not so bad as were the governors of a mighty empire

when George III. was king.

[3] 1886.

If we look at the society that diced and drank and squandered health

and fortune in the times which we mention, we are more than ever

struck with the advance made. It is a literal fact that the

correspondence of the young men mainly refers to drink and gaming, the

correspondence of the middle-aged men to gout. There were few of the

educated classes who reached middle age, and a country squire was

reckoned quite a remarkable person if he could still walk and ride

when he attained to fifty years. The quiet, steady middle-class

certainly lived more temperately; but the intemperance of the

aristocracy was indescribable. The leader of the House of Lords

imbibed until six every morning, was carried to bed, and came down

about two in the afternoon; two noblemen declared that they drank a

gallon and a half of Champagne and Burgundy at one sitting; in some

coffee-houses it was the custom, when the night's drinking ended, for

the company to burn their wigs. Some of Horace Walpole's letters prove

plainly enough that great gentlemen conducted themselves occasionally

very much as wild seamen would do in Shadwell or the Highway. What

would be thought if Lord Salisbury reeled into the House in a totally

drunken condition? The imagination cannot conceive the situation, and

the fact that the very thought is laughable shows how much we have

improved in essentials. In bygone days, a man who became a Minister

proceeded to secure his own fortune; then he provided for all his

relatives, his hangers-on, his very jockeys and footmen. One lord held

eight sinecure offices, and was besides colonel of two regiments. A

Chancellor of the Exchequer cleared four hundred thousand on a new

loan, and the bulk of this large sum remained in his own pocket, for

he had but few associates to bribe. When patrols were set to guard the

Treasury at night, an epigram ran--

"From the night till the morning 'tis true all is right;

But who will secure it from morning till night?"

There was a perfect carnival of robbery and corruption, and the people

paid for all. Money gathered by public corruption was squandered in

private debauchery, while a sullen and helpless nation looked on.

Think of the change! A Minister now toils during seventeen hours per

day, and receives less than a successful barrister. He must give up

all the ordinary pleasures of life; and, in recompense for the

sacrifice, he can claim but little patronage. By most of the men in

office the work is undertaken on purely patriotic grounds; so that a

duke with a quarter of a million per year is content to labour like an

attorney's clerk.

If we think about the ladies of the old days, we are more than ever

driven to reflection. It is impossible to imagine a more insensate

collection of gamblers than the women of Horace Walpole's society.

Well-bred harpies won and lost fortunes, and the vice became a raging

pest. A young politician could not further his own prospects better

than by letting some high-born dame win his money; if the youth won

the lady's money, then a discreet forgetfulness of the debt was

profitable to him. The rattle of dice and the shuffle of cards sounded

wherever two or three fashionable persons were gathered together; men

and women quarrelled, and society became a mere jumble of people who

suspected and hated and thought to rob each other. It is horrible,

even at this distance of time, to think of those rapacious beings who

forgot literature, art, friendship, and family affection for the sake

of high play. One weary, witty debauchee said, "Play wastes time,

health, money, and friendship;" yet he went on pitting his skill

against that of unsexed women and polished rogues.

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