The farce is supremely funny in essentials, and yet I cannot laugh at

it, for I know that the drolleries are played out amid sombre

surroundings that should make the heart quake. While the hysterical

newspaper people are venting abuse and coining theories, there are

quiet workers in thousands who go on in uncomplaining steadfastness

striving to remove a deadly shame from our civilisation, and smiling

softly at the furious cries of folk who know so little and vociferate

so much. After each whirlwind of sympathy has reached its full

strength, there is generally a strong disposition among the

sentimentalists to do something. No mere words for the genuine

sentimentalist; he packs his sentimental self into a cab, he engages

the services of a policeman, and he plunges into the nasty deeps of

the City's misery. He treats each court and alley as a department of a

menagerie, and he gazes with mild interest on the animals that he

views. To the sentimentalist they are only animals; and he is kind to

them as he would be to an ailing dog at home. If the sentimentalist's

womenfolk go with him, the tour is made still more pleasing. The

ladies shudder with terror as they trail their dainty skirts up

noisome stairs; but their genteel cackle never ceases. "And you earn

six shillings per week? How very surprising! And the landlord takes

four shillings for your one room? How very mean! And you have--let me

see--four from six leaves two--yes--you have two shillings a week to

keep you and your three children? How charmingly shocking!" The honest

poor go out to work; the wastrels stay at home and invent tales of

woe; then, when the dusk falls on the foul court and all the

sentimentalists have gone home to dinner, the woe-stricken tellers of

harrowing tales creep out to the grimy little public-house at the top

of the row; they spend the gifts of the sentimentalist; and, when the

landlord draws out his brimming tills at midnight, he blesses the kind

people who help to earn a snug income for him. I have seen forty-eight

drunken people come out of a tavern between half-past eleven and

half-past twelve in one night during the time when sentiment ran mad;

there never were such roaring times for lazy and dissolute scoundrels;

and nearly all the money given by the sentimentalists was spent in

sowing crops of liver complaint or _delirium tremens_, and in filling

the workhouses and the police-cells. Then the fit of charity died out;

the clergyman and the "sisters" went on as usual in their sacredly

secret fashion until a new outburst came. It seems strange to talk of

Charity "raging"--it reminds us of Mr. Mantalini's savage lamb--but I

can use no other word but "rage" to express these frantic gushes of

affection for the poor. During one October month I carefully preserved

and collated all the suggestions which were so liberally put forth in

various London and provincial newspapers; and I observed that

something like four hundred of these suggestions resolve themselves

into a very few definite classes. The most sensible of these follow

the lines laid down by Charles Dickens, and the writers say, "If you

do not want the poor to behave like hogs, why do you house them like

hogs? Clear away the rookeries; buy up the sites; pay reasonable

compensation to those now interested in the miserable buildings, and

then erect decent dwellings."

Now I do not want to confuse my readers by taking first a bead-roll of

proposals, and then a bead-roll of arguments for and against, so I

shall deal with each reformer's idea in the order of its importance.

Before beginning, I must say that I differ from all the purveyors of

the cheaper sort of sentiment; I differ from many ladies and gentlemen

who talk about abstractions; and I differ most of all from the

feather-brained persons who set up as authorities after they have paid

flying visits in cabs to ugly neighbourhoods. When a specialist like

Miss Octavia Hill speaks, we hear her with respect; but Miss Hill is

not a sentimentalist; she is a keen, cool woman who has put her

emotions aside, and who has gone to work in the dark regions in a kind

of Napoleonic fashion. No fine phrases for her--nothing but fact,

fact, fact. Miss Hill feels quite as keenly as the gushing persons;

but she has regulated her feelings according to the environment in

which her energies had to be exercised, and she has done more good

than all the poetic creatures that ever raked up "cases" or made

pretty phrases. I leave Miss Hill out of my reckoning, and I deal with

the others. My conclusions may seem hard, and even cruel, but they are

based on what I believe to be the best kindness, and they are

supported by a somewhat varied experience. I shall waive the charge of

cruelty in advance, and proceed to plain downright business.

You want to clear away rookeries and erect decent dwellings in their

place? Good and beautiful! I sympathise with the intention, and I wish

that it could be carried into effect instantly. Unhappily reforms of

that sort cannot by any means be arranged on the instant, and

certainly they cannot be arranged so as to suit the case of the

Hopeless Poor. Shall I tell you, dear sentimentalist, that the

Hopeless brigade would not accept your kindness if they could? I shall

stagger many people when I say that the Hopeless division like the

free abominable life of the rookery, and that any kind of restraint

would only send them swarming off to some other centre from which they

would have to be dislodged by degrees according to the means and the

time of the authorities. Hard, is it not? But it is true. Certain

kinds of cultured men like the life which they call "Bohemian." The

Hopeless class like their peculiar Bohemianism, and they like it with

all the gusto and content of their cultured brethren. Suppose you

uproot a circle of rookeries. The inhabitants are scattered here and

there, and they proceed to gain their living by means which may or may

not be lawful. The decent law-abiding citizens who are turned out of

house and home during the progress of reform suffer most. They are not

inclined to become predatory animals; and, although they may have been

used to live according to a very low human standard, they cannot all

at once begin to live merely up to the standard of pigs. No writer

dare tell in our English tongue the consequences of evicting the

denizens of a genuine rookery for the purpose of substituting

improvements; and I know only one French writer who would be bold

enough to furnish cogent details to any civilised community. But, for

argument's sake, let me suppose that your "rooks" are transferred from

their nests to your model dwellings. I shall allow you to do all that

philanthropy can dictate; I shall grant you the utmost powers that a

government can bestow; and I shall give six months for your

experiment. What will be found at the end of that time? Alas, your

fine model dwellings will be in worse condition than the wigwam that

the Apache and his squaw inhabit! Let a colony of "rooks" take

possession of a sound, well-fitted building, and it will be found that

not even the most stringent daily visitation will prevent utter wreck

from being wrought. The pipes needed for all sanitary purposes will be

cut and sold; the handles of doors and the brass-work of taps will be

cut away; every scrap of wood-work available for fire-wood will be

stolen sooner or later, and the people will relapse steadily into a

state of filth and recklessness to be paralleled only among Australian

and North American aborigines. Which of the sentimentalists has ever

travelled to America with a few hundreds of Russian and Polish Jews,

Saxon peasants, and Irish peasants from the West? That is the only

experience capable of giving an idea of what happens when a

fairly-fitted house is handed over to the tender mercies of a

selection from the British "residuum." I shall be accused of talking

the language of despair. I have never done that. I should like to see

the time come when the poor may no more dwell in hovels like swine,

and when a poverty-stricken inhabitant of London may not be brought up

with ideas and habits coarser than those of a pig; I merely say that

shrieking, impetuous sentimentalists go to work in the wrong way. They

are the kind of people who would provide pigeon-cotes and dog-collars

for the use of ferrets. I grant that the condition of many London

streets is appalling; but make a house-to-house visitation, and see

how the desolation is caused. Wanton, brutish destructiveness has been

at work everywhere. The cistern which should supply a building cannot

be fed because the spring, the hinge, and the last few yards of pipe

have been chopped away and carried to a marine-store dealer; the

landings and the floors are strewn with dirt which a smart, cleanly

countrywoman would have cleared away without ten minutes' trouble. The

very windows are robbed; and the whole set of inhabitants rests in

contented, unspeakable squalor. No--something more is required than

delicate, silky-handed reform; something more is required than

ready-made blocks of neat dwellings; and something more is required

than sighing sentimentalism, which looks at miserable effects without

scrutinising causes. Let the sentimentalist mark this. If you

transplant a colony of "rooks" into good quarters, you will have

another rookery on your hands; if you remove a drove of brutes into

reasonable human dwelling-places, you will soon have a set of homes

fit for brutes and for brutes alone. Bricks and mortar and whitewash

will not change the nature of human vermin; phrases about beauty and

duty and loveliness will not affect the maker of slums, any more than

perfumes or pretty colours would affect the rats that squirm under the

foundations of the city. Does the sentimentalist imagine that the

brick-and-mortar structures about which he wails were always centres

of festering ugliness? If he has that fancy, let him take a glance at

some of the quaint old houses of Southwark. They were clean and

beautiful in their day, but the healthy human plant can no longer

flourish in them, and the weed creeps in, the crawling parasite

befouls their walls, and the structures which were lovely when

Chaucer's pilgrims started from the "Tabard" are abominable now. If

English folk of gentle and cleanly breeding had lived on in those

ancient places, they would have been wholesome and sound like many

another house erected in days gone by; but the weed gradually took

root, and now the ugliest dens in London are found in the places where

knights and trim clerks and gracious dames once lived. In the face of

all these things, how strangely unwise it is to fancy that ever the

Forlorn Army can be saved by bricks and mortar!

Education? Ah, there comes a pinch--and a very severe pinch it is!

About five or six years since some of the most important thoroughfares

in London, Liverpool, and many great towns have been rendered totally

impassable by the savage proceedings of gangs of young roughs. Certain

districts in Liverpool could not be traversed after dark, and the

reason was simply this--any man or woman of decent appearance was

liable to be first of all surrounded by a carefully-picked company of

blackguards; then came the clever trip-up from behind; then the victim

was left to be robbed; and then the authorities wrung their hands and

said that it was a pity, and that everything should be done. The

Liverpool youths went a little too far, and one peculiarly obnoxious

set of rascals were sent to penal servitude, while the leader of a

gang of murderers went to the gallows. But in London we have such

sights every night as never were matched in the most turbulent Italian

cities at times when the hot Southern blood was up; our great English

capital can match Venice, Rome, Palermo, Turin, or Milan in the matter

of stabbing; and, for mere wanton cruelty and thievishness, I imagine

that Hackney Road or Gray's Inn Road may equal any thoroughfare of

François Villon's Paris. These turbulent London mobs that make night

hideous are made up of youths who have tasted the full blessings of

our educational system; they were mostly mere infants when the great

measure was passed which was to regenerate all things, and yet the

London of Swift's time was not much worse than the Southwark or

Hackney of our own day. I never for an instant dispute the general

advance which our modern society has made, and I dislike the gruesome

rubbish talked of the good old times; but I must nevertheless point

out that "fancy" building and education are not the main factors which

have aided in making us better and more seemly. The brutal rough

remains, and the gangs of scamps who infest London in various spots

are quite as bad as the beings whom Hogarth drew. They have all been

forced into the Government schools; all of them have learned to read

and write, and not one was suffered to leave school until he had

reached the age of fourteen years or passed a moderately high standard

according to the Code. Still, we have this monstrous army of the

Hopeless Poor, and they are usually massed with the Hopeful Poor--the

poor who attend the People's Palaces, and institutes, and so forth.

Alas, the Hopeless Poor are not to be dismissed with a light

phrase--they are not to be dealt with by mere pretty words! They are

creatures who remain poor and villainous because they choose to be

poor and villainous; so pity and nice theories will not cure them. The

best of us yearn toward the good poor folk, and we find a healthful

joy in aiding them; but we have a set of very different feelings

towards the Evil Brigade.

XIII.

WAIFS AND STRAYS.

When I talked[2] of the hopeless poor and of degraded men, I had in my

mind only the feeble or detestable adults who degrade our

civilisation; but I have by no means forgotten the unhappy little

souls who develop into wastrels unless they are taken away from

hideous surroundings which cramp vitality, destroy all childish

happiness, and turn into brutes poor young creatures who bear the

human image. Lately I heard one or two little stories which are

amongst the most pathetic that ever came before me in the course of

some small experience of life among the forsaken classes--or rather

let me say, the classes that used to be forsaken. These little stories

have prompted me to endeavour to deal carefully with a matter which

has cost me many sad thoughts.

[2] Essay XII.

A stray child was rescued from the streets by a society which is

extending its operations very rapidly, and the little creature was

placed as a boarder with a cottager in the country. To the utter

amazement of the good rustic folk, their queer little guest showed

complete ignorance of the commonest plants and animals; she had never

seen any pretty thing, and she was quite used to being hungry and to

satisfying her appetite with scraps of garbage. When she first saw a

daisy on the green, she gazed longingly, and then asked plaintively,

"Please, might I touch that?" When she was told that she might pluck a

few daisies she was much delighted. After her first experiences in the

botanising line she formally asked permission to pluck many wild

flowers; but she always seemed to have a dread of transgressing

against some dim law which had been hitherto represented to her mind

by the man in blue who used to watch over her miserable alley. Before

she became accustomed to receiving food at regular intervals, she

fairly touched the hearts of her foster-parents by one queer request.

The housewife was washing some Brussels sprouts, when the little stray

said timidly, "Please, may I eat a bit of that stalk?" Of course the

stringy mass was uneatable; but it turned out that the forlorn child

had been very glad to worry at the stalks from the gutter as a dog

does at an unclean bone. Another little girl was taken from the den

which she knew as home, after her parents had been sent to prison for

treating her with unspeakable cruelty. The matron of the country home

found that the child's body was scarred from neck to ankle in a

fashion which no lapse of years could efface. The explanation of the

disfigurement was very simple. "If I didn't bring in any money mother

beat me first; and then, when father came in drunk, she tied my hands

behind my back and told him to give me the buckle. Then they strapped

me on the bed and fastened my feet, and he whacked me with the

buckle-end of his strap." It sounds very horrible, does it not?

Nevertheless, the facts remain that the wretched parents were caught

in the act and convicted, and that the child must carry her scars to

her grave. No one who has not seen these lost children can form an

idea of their darkness and helplessness of mind. We all know the story

of the South Sea islanders, who said, "What a big pig!" when they

first saw a horse; one little London savage quite equalled this by

remarking, "What a little cow!" when she saw a tiny Maltese terrier

brought by a lady missionary. The child had some vague conception

regarding a cow; but, like others of her class, her notions of size,

form, and colour, were quite cloudy. Another of these city phenomena

did not know how to blow out a candle; and in many cases it is most

difficult to persuade those newly reclaimed to go to bed without

keeping their boots on. We cannot call such beings barbarians, because

"barbarian" implies something wild, strong, and even noble; yet, to

our shame, we must call them savages, and we must own that they are

born and bred within easy gunshot distance of our centres of culture,

enlightenment, and luxury. They swarm, do these children of suffering:

and easy-going people have no idea of the density of the savagery amid

which such scions of our noble English race are reared. A gentleman

once offered sixpence to a little girl who appeared before him dressed

in a single garment which seemed to have been roughly made from some

sort of sacking. He expected to see her snatch at the coin with all

the eagerness of the ordinary hardy street-arab; but she showed her

jagged brown teeth, and said huskily, "No! Big money!" A lady,

divining with the rapid feminine instinct what was meant by the

enigmatic muttering, explained, "She does not know the sixpence. She

has had coppers to spend before." And so it turned out to be.

Perhaps comfortable, satisfied readers may be startled, or even

offended, if I say that there are young creatures in our great cities

who rarely see even the light of day, save when the beams are filtered

through the reek of a court; and these same infants resemble the black

fellows of Western Australia or the Troglodytes of Africa in general

intelligence. I have little heart to speak of the parents who are

answerable for such horrors of crass neglect and cruelty. By laying a

set of dry police reports before any sensitive person I could make

that person shudder without adding a word of rhetoric; for it would be

seen that the popular picture of a fiend represents rather a mild and

harmless entity if we compare it with the foul-souled human beings who

dwell in our benighted places. What is to be done? It is best to

grapple swiftly with an ugly question; and I do not hesitate to attack

deliberately one of the most delicate puzzles that ever came before

the world. Wise emotionless men may say, and do say, "Are you going to

relieve male and female idlers and drunkards of all anxiety regarding

their offspring? Do you mean to discourage the honest but

poverty-stricken parents who do their best for their children? What

kind of world will you make for us all if you give your aid to the

worst and neglect the good folk?" Those are very awkward questions,

and I can answer them only by a sort of expedient which must not be

mistaken for intellectual conjuring; I drop ordinary logic and

theories of probability and go at once to facts. At first sight it

seems like rank folly for any man or body of men to take charge of a

child which has been neglected by shameless parents; but, on the other

hand, let us consider our own self-interest, and leave sentiment alone

for a while. We cannot put the benighted starvelings into a lethal

chamber and dispose of their brief lives in that fashion; we are bound

to maintain them in some way or other--and the ratepayers of St.

George's-in-the-East know to some trifling extent what that means. If

the waifs grow up to be predatory animals, we must maintain them first

of all in reformatories, and afterwards, at intervals during their

lives, in prisons. If they grow up without shaking off the terrible

mental darkness of their starveling childhood, we must provide for

them in asylums. A thoroughly neglected waif costs this happy country

something like fifteen pounds per year for the term of his natural

life. Very good. At this point some hard-headed person says, "What

about the workhouses?" This brings us face to face with another

astounding problem to solve which at all satisfactorily requires no

little research and thought. I know that there are good workhouses;

but I happen to know that there are also bad ones. In many a ship and

fishing-vessel fine fellows may be met with who were sent out early

from workhouse-schools and wrought their way onward until they became

brave and useful seamen; there are also many industrious

well-conducted girls who came originally from the great Union schools.

But, when I take another side of the picture, I am inclined to say

very fervently, "Anything rather than the workhouse system for

children! Anything short of complete neglect!" Observe that in one of

the overgrown schools the young folk are scarcely treated as human;

their individuality--if they have any to begin with--is soon lost;

they are known only by a number, and they are passed into the outer

world like bundles of shot rubbish. There are seamen who have never

cast off the peculiar workhouse taint--and no worse shipmates ever

afflicted any capable and honourable soul: for these Union weeds carry

the vices of Rob the Grinder and Noah Claypole on to blue water, and

show themselves to be hounds who would fawn or snarl, steal or talk

saintliness, lie or sneak just as interest suited them. Then the

workhouse girls: I have said sharp words about cruel mistresses; but I

frankly own that the average lady who is saddled with the average

workhouse servant has some slight reasons for showing acerbity, though

she has none for practising cruelty. How could anybody expect a girl

to turn out well after the usual course of workhouse training? The

life of the soul is too often quenched; the flame of life in the poor

body is dim and low; and the mechanical morality, the dull,

meaningless round of useless lessons, the habit of herding in

unhealthy rooms with unhealthy companions, all tend to develop a

creature which can be regarded only as one of Nature's failures, if I

may parody a phrase of the superlative Beau Brummel's.

There is another and darker side to the workhouse question, but I

shall skim it lightly. The women whose conversation the young girls

hear are often wicked, and thus a dull, under-fed, inept child may

have a great deal too much knowledge of evil. Can we expect such a

collection to contain a large percentage of seemly and useful

children? Is it a fact that the Unions usually supply domestics worth

keeping? Ask the mistresses, and the answer will not be encouraging.

No; the workhouse will not quite suffice. What we want to do is to

take the waifs and strays into places where they may lead a natural

and healthy life. Get them clear of the horror of the slums, let them

breathe pure air and learn pure and simple habits, and then, instead

of odious and costly human weeds, we may have wholesome, useful

fellow-citizens, who not only will cost us nothing, but who will be a

distinct source of solid profit to the empire. The thing has been and

is being done steadily by good men and women who defy prejudice and go

to work in a vigorous practical way. The most miserable and apparently

hopeless little creatures from the filthy purlieus of great towns

become gradually bright and healthy and intelligent when they are

taken to their natural home--the country--and cut adrift from the

congested centres of population. The cost of their maintenance is at

first a little over the workhouse figure; but then the article

produced for the money is far and away superior to anything turned out

by any workhouse. The rescued children are eagerly sought after in the

Colonies; and I am not aware of any case in which one of the young

emigrants has expressed discontent. How much better it is to see these

poor waifs changed into useful, profitable colonists than to have them

sullenly, uselessly starving in the dens of London and Liverpool and

Manchester! The work of rescuing and training the lost children has

not been fully developed yet; but enough has been done to show that in

a few years we shall have a large number of prosperous Colonial

farmers who will indirectly contribute to the wealth of mighty

Britain. Had the trained emigrants never been snatched away from the

verge of the pit, we should have been obliged to maintain them until

their wretched lives ended with sordid deaths, and the very cost of

their burial would have come from the pockets of pinched workers. I

fancy that I have shown the advisability of neglecting strict economic

canons in this instance. I abhor the pestilent beings who swarm in

certain quarters, and I should never dream of removing any burden from

their shoulders if I thought that it would only leave the rascals with

more money to expend on brutish pleasures; but I desire to look far

ahead, and I can see that, when the present generation of adult

wastrels dies out, it will be a very good thing for all of us if there

are few or none of the same stamp ready to take their places. By

resolutely removing the children of vice and sorrow, we clear the road

for a better race. Let it be understood that I have a truly orthodox

dread of "pauperisation," and I watch very jealously the doings of

those who are anxious to feed all sorts and conditions of men; but

pauperising men by maintaining them in laziness is very different from

rearing useful subjects of the empire, whose trained labour is a

source of profit and whose developed morality is a fund of security.

We cannot take Chinese methods of lessening the pressure of

population, and we must at once decide on the wisest way of dealing

with our waifs and strays; if we do not, then the chances are that

they will deal unpleasantly with us. The locust, the lemming, the

phylloxera, are all very insignificant creatures; but, when they act

together in numbers, they can very soon devastate a district. The

parable is not by any means inapt.

XIV.

STAGE-CHILDREN.

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