They commence by saying that they

"_Believe in one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth,

and of all things visible and invisible_."

They say, now, that there is the one personal God; that he is the maker

of the universe and its ruler. I again ask the old question, Of what did

he make it? If matter has not existed through eternity, then this God

made it. Of what did he make it? What did he use for the purpose? There

was nothing in the universe except this God. What had the God been doing

for the eternity he had been living? He had made nothing--called nothing

into existence; never had had an idea, because it is impossible to have

an idea unless there is something to excite an idea. What had he been

doing? Why does not the Congregational Church tell us? How do they know

about this Infinite Being? And if he is infinite how can they comprehend

him? What good is it to believe in something that you know you do not

understand, and that you never can understand?

In the Episcopalian creed God is described as follows:

"_There is but one living and true God, everlasting, without body, parts

or passions_."

Think of that!--without body, parts, or passions.

I defy any man in the world to write a better description of nothing.

You cannot conceive of a finer word-painting of a vacuum than "without

body, parts, or passions." And yet this God, without passions, is angry

at the wicked every day; this God, without passions, is a jealous God,

whose anger burneth to the lowest hell. This God, without passions,

loves the whole human race; and this God, without passions, damns a

large majority of mankind. This God without body, walked in the Garden

of Eden, in the cool of the day. This God, without body, talked with

Adam and Eve. This God, without body, or parts met Moses upon Mount

Sinai, appeared at the door of the tabernacle, and talked with Moses

face to face as a man speaketh to his friend. This description of God is

simply an effort of the church to describe a something of which it has

no conception.

God as a Governor.

So, too, I find the following:

"_We believe that the Providence of God, by which he executes his

eternal purposes in the government of the world, is in and over all

events._"

Is God the governor of the world? Is this established by the history of

nations? What evidence can you find, if you are absolutely honest and

not frightened, in the history of the world, that this universe is

presided over by an infinitely wise and good God?

How do you account for Russia? How do you account for Siberia? How do

you account for the fact that whole races of men toiled beneath the

master's lash for ages without recompense and without reward? How do you

account for the fact that babes were sold from the arms of mothers--arms

that had been reached toward God in supplication? How do you account for

it? How do you account for the existence of martyrs? How do you account

for the fact that this God allows people to be burned simply for loving

him? Is justice always done? Is innocence always acquitted? Do the

good succeed? Are the honest fed? Are the charitable clothed? Are the

virtuous shielded? How do you account for the fact that the world has

been filled with pain, and grief, and tears? How do you account for the

fact that people have been swallowed by earthquakes, overwhelmned by

volcanoes, and swept from the earth by storms? Is it easy to account

for famine, for pestilence and plague if there be above us all a Ruler

infinitely good, powerful and wise?

I do not say there is none. I do not know. As I have said before, this

is the only planet I was ever on. I live in one of the rural districts

of the universe, and do not know about these things as much as the

clergy pretend to, but if they know no more about the other world than

they do about this, it is not worth mentioning.

How do they answer all this? They say that God "permits" it. What would

you say to me if I stood by and saw a ruffian beat out the brains of a

child, when I had full and perfect power to prevent it? You would say

truthfully that I was as bad as the murderer. Is it possible for this

God to prevent it? Then, if he does not he is a fiend; he is no god.

But they say he "permits" it. What for? So that we may have freedom of

choice. What for? So that God may find, I suppose, who are good and who

are bad. Did he not know that when he made us? Did he not know exactly

just what he was making? Why should he make those whom he knew would be

criminals? If I should make a machine that would walk your streets and

take the lives of people you would hang me. And if God made a man whom

he knew would commit murder, then God is guilty of that murder. If God

made a man knowing that he would beat his wife, that he would starve

his children, that he would strew on either side of his path of life the

wrecks of ruined homes, then I say the being who knowingly called that

wretch into existence is directly responsible. And yet we are to find

the providence of God in the history of nations. What little I have read

shows me that when man has been helped, man has done it; when the

chains of slavery have been broken, they have been broken by man; when

something bad has been done in the government of mankind, it is easy to

trace it to man, and to fix the responsibility upon human beings. You

need not look to the sky; you need throw neither praise nor blame upon

gods; you can find the efficient causes nearer home--right here.

The Love of God.

What is the next thing I find in this creed?

"_We believe that man was made in the image of God, that he might know,

love, and obey God, and enjoy him forever._"

I do not believe that anybody ever did love God, because nobody ever

knew anything about him. We love each other. We love something that we

know. We love something that our experience tells us is good and great

and beautiful. We cannot by any possibility love the unknown. We can

love truth, because truth adds to human happiness. We can love justice,

because it preserves human joy. We can love charity. We can love every

form of goodness that we know, or of which we can conceive, but we

cannot love the infinitely unknown. And how can we be made in the image

of something that has neither body, parts, nor passions?

The Fall of Man.

The Congregational Church has not outgrown the doctrine of "original

sin." We are told that:

"_Our first parents, by disobedience, fell under the condemnation

of God, and that all men are so alienated from God that there is no

salvation from the guilt and power of sin except through God's redeeming

power._"

Is there an intelligent man or woman now in the world who believes in

the Garden of Eden story? If you find any man who believes it, strike

his forehead and you will hear an echo. Something is for rent. Does any

intelligent man now believe that God made man of dust, and woman of a

rib, and put them in a garden, and put a tree in the midst of it? Was

there not room outside of the garden to put his tree, if he did not want

people to eat his apples?

If I did not want a man to eat my fruit, I would not put him in my

orchard.

Does anybody now believe in the story of the serpent? I pity any man or

woman who, in this nineteenth century, believes in that childish fable.

Why did Adam and Eve disobey? Why, they were tempted. By whom? The

devil. Who made the devil? God. What did God make him for? Why did

he not tell Adam and Eve about this serpent? Why did he not watch the

devil, instead of watching Adam and Eve? Instead of turning them out,

why did he not keep him from getting in? Why did he not have his flood

first, and drown the devil, before he made a man and woman.

And yet, people who call themselves intelligent--professors in colleges

and presidents of venerable institutions--teach children and young men

that the Garden of Eden story is an absolute historical fact. I defy

any man to think of a more childish thing. This God, waiting around

Eden--knowing all the while what would happen--having made them on

purpose so that it would happen, then does what? Holds all of us

responsible, and we were not there. Here is a representative before the

constituency had been born. Before I am bound by a representative I want

a chance to vote for or against him; and if I had been there, and known

all the circumstances, I should have voted "No!" And yet, I am held

responsible.

We are told by the Bible and by the churches that through this fall of

man "_Sin and death entered the world?_"

According to this, just as soon as Adam and Eve had partaken of the

forbidden fruit, God began to contrive ways by which he could destroy

the lives of his children. He invented all the diseases--all the fevers

and coughs and colds--all the pains and plagues and pestilences--all the

aches and agonies, the malaria and spores; so that when we take a breath

of air we admit into our lungs unseen assassins; and, fearing that some

might live too long, even under such circumstances, God invented the

earthquake and volcano, the cyclone and lightning, animalcules to infest

the heart and brain, so small that no eye can detect--no instrument

reach. This was all owing to the disobedience of Adam and Eve!

In his infinite goodness, God invented rheumatism and gout and

dyspepsia, cancers and neuralgia, and is still inventing new diseases.

Not only this', but he decreed the pangs of mothers, and that by the

gates of love and life should crouch the dragons of death and pain.

Fearing that some might, by accident, live too long, he planted

poisonous vines and herbs that looked like food. He caught the serpents

he had made and gave them fangs and curious organs, ingeniously devised

to distill and deposit the deadly drop. He changed the nature of the

beasts, that they might feed on human flesh. He cursed a world, and

tainted every spring and source of joy. He poisoned every breath of air;

corrupted even light, that it might bear disease on every ray; tainted

every drop of blood in human veins; touched every nerve, that it

might bear the double fruit of pain and joy; decreed all accidents and

mistakes that maim and hurt and kill, and set the snares of life-long

grief, baited with present pleasure,--with a moment's joy. Then and

there he foreknew and foreordained all human tears. And yet all this is

but the prelude, the introduction, to the infinite revenge of the good

God. Increase and multiply all human griefs until the mind has reached

imagination's farthest verge, then add eternity to time, and you may

faintly tell, but never can conceive, the infinite horrors of this

doctrine called "The Fall of Man." The Atonement.

We are further told that:

"_All men are so alienated from God that there is no alleviation from

the guilt and power of sin except through God's redeeming grace;_"

And that:

"_We believe that the love of God to sinful man has found its highest

expression in the redemptive work of his Son, who became man, uniting

his divine nature with our human nature in one person; who was tempted

like other men and yet without sin, and by his humiliation, his holy

obedience, his sufferings, his death on the cross, and his resurrection,

became a perfect redeemer; whose sacrifice of himself for the sins

of the world declares the righteousness of God, and is the sole and

sufficient ground of forgiveness and of reconciliation with him_."

The absurdity of the doctrine known as "The Fall of Man," gave birth

to that other absurdity known as "The Atonement." So that now it is

insisted that, as we are rightfully charged with the sin of somebody

else, we can rightfully be credited with the virtues of another. Let us

leave out of our philosophy both these absurdities. Our creed will read

a great deal better with both of them out, and will make far better

sense.

Now, in consequence of Adam's sin, everybody is alienated from God. How?

Why? Oh, we are all depraved, you know; we all do wrong. Well, why?

Is that because we are depraved? No. Why do we make so many mistakes?

Because there is only one right way, and there is an almost infinite

number of wrong ways; and as long as we are not perfect in our

intellects we must make mistakes. "There is no darkness but ignorance,"

and alienation, as they call it, from God, is simply a lack of

intellect. Why were we not given better brains? That may account for the

alienation.

The church teaches that every soul that finds its way to the shore of

this world is against God--naturally hates God; that the little dimpled

child in the cradle is simply a chunk of depravity. Everybody against

God! It is a libel upon the human race; it is a libel upon all the men

who have worked for wife and child; upon all mothers who have suffered

and labored, wept and worked; upon all the men who have died for their

country; upon all who have fought for human liberty. Leave out the

history of religion and there is little left to prove the depravity of

man.

Everybody that comes is against God! Every soul, they think, is like the

wrecked Irishman, who drifted to an unknown island, and as he climbed

the shore saw a man and said to him, "Have you a Government here?" The

man replied "We have." "Well," said he, "I'm forninst it!"

The church teaches us that such is the attitude of every soul in the

universe of God. Ought a god to take any credit to himself for making

depraved people? A god that cannot make a soul that is not totally

depraved, I respectfully suggest, should retire from the business. And

if a god has made us, knowing that we are totally depraved, why should

we go to the same being to be "born again?"

The Second Birth.

The church insists that we must be "born again" and that all who are not

the subjects of this second birth are heirs of everlasting fire. Would

it not have been much better to have made another Adam and Eve? Would it

not have been better to change Noah and his people, so that after that a

second birth would not have been necessary? Why not purify the fountain

of all human life? Why allow the earth to be peopled with depraved and

monstrous beings, each one of whom must be re-made, re-formed, and born

again?

And yet, even reformation is not enough. If the man who steals

becomes perfectly honest, that is not enough; if the man who hates his

fellow-man, changes and loves his fellow-man, that is not enough; he

must go through that mysterious thing called the second birth; he must

be born again. He must have faith; he must believe something that

he does not understand, and experience what they call "conversion."

According to the church, nothing so excites the wrath of God--nothing so

corrugates the brows of Jehovah with hatred--as a man relying on his own

good works. He must admit that he ought to be damned, and that of the

two he prefers it, before God will consent to save him.

I met a man the other day, who said to me, "I am a Unitarian

Universalist." "What do you mean by that?" I asked. "Well," said he,

"this is what I mean: the Unitarian thinks he is too good to be damned,

and the Universalist thinks God is too good to damn him, and I believe

them both."

Is it possible that the sacrifice of a perfect being was acceptable to

God? Will he accept the agony of innocence for the punishment of guilt?

Will he release Barabbas and crucify Christ?

Inspiration.

What is the next thing in this great creed?

"_We believe that the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments are the

record of God's revelation of Himself, the work of redemption; that

they were written by men under the special guidance of the holy spirit;

that they are able to make wise unto salvation; and that they constitute

an authoritative standard by which religious teaching and human conduct

are to be regulated and judged._"

This is the creed of the Congregational Church; that is, the result

reached by a high-joint commission appointed to draw up a creed for

their churches; and there we have the statement that the Bible was

written "by men under the special guidance of the Holy Spirit."

What part of the Bible? All of it? All of it. And yet what is this Old

Testament that was written by an infinitely good God? The being who

wrote it did not know the shape of the world he had made; knew nothing

of human nature. He commands men to love him, as if one could love upon

command. The same God upheld the institution of human slavery; and the

church says that the Bible that upholds that institution was written by

men under the guidance of the Holy Spirit. Then I disagree with the Holy

Spirit.

This church tells us that men under the guidance of the Holy Spirit

upheld the institution of polygamy--I deny it; that under the

guidance of the Holy Spirit these men upheld wars of extermination and

conquest--I deny it; that under the guidance of the Holy Spirit these

men wrote that it was right for a man to destroy the life of his wife if

she happened to differ with him on the subject of religion--I deny it.

And yet that is the book now upheld in this creed of the Congregational

Church.

If the devil had written upon the subject of slavery, which side would

he have taken? Let every minister answer. If you knew the devil had

written a work on human slavery, in your judgment, would he uphold

slavery, or denounce it? Would you regard it as any evidence that he

ever wrote it, if it upheld slavery? And yet, here you have a work

upholding slavery, and you say that it was written by an infinitely good

God! If the devil upheld polygamy, would you be surprised? If the devil

wanted to kill men for differing with him would you be astonished? If

the devil told a man to kill his wife, would you be shocked? And yet,

you say, that is exactly what God did. If there be a God, then that

creed is blasphemy. That creed is a libel upon him who sits on heaven's

throne. If there be a God, I ask him to write in the book in which my

account is kept, that I denied these lies for him.

I do not believe in a slaveholding God! I do not worship a polygamous

Holy Ghost, nor a Son who threatens eternal pain; I will not get upon my

knees before any being who commands a husband to slay his wife because

she expresses her honest thought. Suppose a book should be found old as

the Old Testament in which slavery, polygamy and war are all denounced,

would Christians think that it was written by the devil?

Did it ever occur to you that if God wrote the Old Testament, and

told the Jews to crucify or kill anybody that disagreed with them on

religion, and that this God afterward took upon himself flesh and came

to Jerusalem, and taught a different religion, and the Jews killed

him--did it ever occur to you that he reaped exactly what he had sown?

Did it ever occur to you that he fell a victim to his own tyranny, and

was destroyed by his own hand? Of course I do not believe that any God

ever was the author of the Bible, or that any God was ever crucified,

or that any God was ever killed, or ever will be, but I want to ask you

that question.

Take this Old Testament, then, with all its stories of murder and

massacre; with all its foolish and cruel fables; with all its infamous

doctrines; with its spirit of caste; with its spirit of hatred, and

tell me whether it was written by a good God. If you will read the

maledictions and curses of that book, you will think that God, like

Lear, had divided heaven among his daughters, and then, in the insanity

of despair, had launched his curses on the human race.

And yet, I must say--I must admit--that the Old Testament is better

than the New. In the Old Testament, when God had a man dead, he let

him alone. When he saw him quietly in his grave he was satisfied. The

muscles relaxed, and the frown gave place to a smile. But in the New

Testament the trouble commences at death. In the New Testament God is

to wreak his revenge forever and ever. It was reserved for one who said,

"Love your enemies," to tear asunder the veil between time and eternity

and fix the horrified gaze of man upon the gulfs of eternal fire. The

New Testament is just as much worse than the Old, as hell is worse than

sleep; just as much worse, as infinite cruelty is worse than dreamless

rest; and yet, the New Testament is claimed to be a gospel of love and

peace.

Is it possible that: "_The Scriptures constitute the authoritative

standard by which religious teaching and human conduct are to be

regulated and judged"?_

Are we to judge of conduct by the Old Testament, by the New, or by both?

According to the Old, the slaveholder was a just and generous man; a

polygamist was a model of virtue. According to the New, the worst can be

forgiven and the best can be lost. How can any book be a standard,

when the standard itself must be measured by human reason? Is there a

standard of a standard? Must not the reason be convinced? and, if so, is

not the reason of each man the final arbiter of that man? If he takes a

book as a standard, does he so take it because it is to him reasonable?

In what way is the human reason to be ignored? Why should a book take

its place, unless the reason has been convinced that the book is the

proper standard? If this is so, the book rests upon the reason of those

who adopt it. Are they to be saved because they act in accordance with

their reason, and are others to be damned because they act by the same

standard--their reason? No two are alike. Can we demand of all the same

result? Suppose the compasses were not constant to the pole--no two

compasses exactly alike--would you expect all ships to reach the same

harbor?

The Reign of Truth and Love.

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