A LECTURE.

IT is utterly inconceivable that any man believing in the truth of the

Christian religion should publicly deny it, because he who believes in

that religion would believe that, by a public denial, he would peril the

eternal salvation of his soul. It is conceivable, and without any great

effort of the mind, that millions who do not believe in the Christian

religion should openly say that they did. In a country where religion

is supposed to be in power--where it has rewards for pretence, where it

pays a premium upon hypocrisy, where it at least is willing to purchase

silence--it is easily conceivable that millions pretend to believe what

they do not. And yet I believe it has been charged against myself not

only that I was insincere, but that I took the side I am on for the sake

of popularity; and the audience to-night goes far toward justifying the

accusation.

Orthodox Religion Dying Out.

It gives me immense pleasure to say to this audience that orthodox

religion is dying out of the civilized world. It is a sick man. It has

been attacked with two diseases--softening of the brain and ossification

of the heart. It is a religion that no longer satisfies the intelligence

of this country; that no longer satisfies the brain; a religion against

which the heart of every civilized man and woman protests. It is a

religion that gives hope only to a few; that puts a shadow upon the

cradle; that wraps the coffin in darkness and fills the future of

mankind with flame and fear. It is a religion that I am going to do what

little I can while I live to destroy. In its place I want humanity,

I want good fellowship, I want intellectual liberty--free lips, the

discoveries and inventions of genius, the demonstrations of science--the

religion of art, music and poetry--of good houses, good clothes, good

wages--that is to say, the religion of this world.

Religious Deaths and Births.

We must remember that this is a world of progress, a world of perpetual

change--a succession of coffins and cradles. There is perpetual death,

and there is perpetual birth. By the grave of the old, forever stand

youth and joy; and when an old religion dies, a better one is born. When

we find out that an assertion is a falsehood a shining truth takes its

place, and we need not fear the destruction of the false. The more false

we destroy the more room there will be for the true.

There was a time when the astrologer sought to read in the stars the

fate of men and nations. The astrologer has faded from the world, but

the astronomer has taken his place. There was a time when the poor

alchemist, bent and wrinkled and old, over his crucible endeavored to

find some secret by which he could change the baser metals into purest

gold. The alchemist has gone; the chemist took his place; and, although

he finds nothing to change metals into gold, he finds something that

covers the earth with wealth. There was a time when the soothsayer and

augur flourished. After them came the parson and the priest; and the

parson and the priest must go. The preacher must go, and in his place

must come the teacher--the real interpreter of Nature. We are done with

the supernatural. We are through with the miraculous and the impossible.

There was once the prophet who pretended to read the book of the future.

His place has been taken by the philosopher, who reasons from cause to

effect--who finds the facts by which we are surrounded and endeavors

to reason from these premises and to tell what in all probability will

happen. The prophet has gone, the philosopher is here. There was a time

when man sought aid from heaven--when he prayed to the deaf sky. There

was a time when everything depended on the supernaturalist. That time in

Christendom is passing away. We now depend upon the naturalist--not upon

the believer in ancient falsehoods, but on the discoverer of facts--on

the demonstrater of truths. At last we are beginning to build on a

solid foundation, and as we progress, the supernatural dies. The leaders

of the intellectual world deny the existence of the supernatural. They

take from all superstition its foundation.

The Religion of Reciprocity.

Supernatural religion will fade from this world, and in its place we

shall have reason. In the place of the worship of something we know

not of, will be the religion of mutual love and assistance--the great

religion of reciprocity. Superstition must go. Science will remain. The

church dies hard. The brain of the world is not yet developed. There

are intellectual diseases as well as physical--there are pestilences and

plagues of the mind.

Whenever the new comes the old protests, and fights for its place as

long as it has a particle of power. We are now having the same warfare

between superstition and science that there was between the stage coach

and the locomotive. But the stage coach had to go. It had its day of

glory and power, but it is gone. It went West. In a little while it will

be driven into the Pacific. So we find that there is the same conflict

between the different sects and different schools not only of philosophy

but of medicine.

Recollect that everything except the demonstrated truth is liable

to die. That is the order of Nature. Words die. Every language has a

cemetery. Every now and then a word dies and a tombstone is erected, and

across it is written "obsolete." New words are continually being born.

There is a cradle in which a word is rocked. A thought is married to a

sound, and a child-word is born. And there comes a time when the word

gets old, and wrinkled, and expressionless, and is carried mournfully

to the grave. So in the schools of medicine. You can remember, so can I,

when the old allopathists, the bleeders and blisterers, reigned supreme.

If there was anything the matter with a man they let out his blood.

Called to the bedside, they took him on the point of a lancet to the

edge of eternity, and then practiced all their art to bring him back.

One can hardly imagine how perfect a constitution it took a few years

ago to stand the assault of a doctor. And long after the old practice

was found to be a mistake hundreds and thousands of the ancient

physicians clung to it, carried around with them, in one pocket a bottle

of jalap, and in the other a rusty lancet, sorry that they could not

find some patient with faith enough to allow the experiment to be made

again.

So these schools, and these theories, and these religions die hard. What

else can they do? Like the paintings of the old masters, they are kept

alive because so much money has been invested in them. Think of the

amount of money that has been invested in superstition! Think of the

schools that have been founded for the more general diffusion of useless

knowledge! Think of the colleges wherein men are taught that it is

dangerous to think, and that they must never use their brains except

in the act of faith! Think of the millions and billions of dollars that

have been expended in churches, in temples, and in cathedrals! Think of

the thousands and thousands of men who depend for their living upon the

ignorance of mankind! Think of those who grow rich on credulity and

who fatten on faith! Do you suppose they are going to die without a

struggle? What are they to do? From the bottom of my heart I sympathize

with the poor clergyman that has had all his common sense educated out

of him, and is now to be thrown upon the cold and unbelieving world. His

prayers are not answered; he gets no help from on high, and the pews are

beginning to criticise the pulpit. What is the man to do? If he suddenly

changes he is gone. If he preaches what he really believes he will get

notice to quit. And yet, if he and the congregation would come together

and be perfectly honest, they would all admit that they believe little

and know nothing.

Only a little while ago a couple of ladies were riding together from a

revival, late at night, and one said to the other, as they rode along:

"I am going to say something that will shock you, and I beg of you never

to tell it to anybody else. I am going to tell it to you." "Well, what

is it?" Said she: "I do not believe the Bible." The other replied:

"Neither do I."

I have often thought how splendid it would be if the ministers could but

come together and say: "Now, let us be honest. Let us tell each other,

honor bright"--like Dr. Curry, of Chicago, did in the meeting the other

day--"just what we believe." They tell a story that in the old time a

lot of people, about twenty, were in Texas in a little hotel, and one

fellow got up before the fire, put his hands behind him, and said:

"Boys, let us all tell our real names." If the ministers and their

congregations would only tell their real thoughts they would find that

they are nearly as bad as I am, and that they believe as little.

Orthodoxy dies hard, and its defenders tell us that this fact shows that

it is of divine origin. Judaism dies hard. It has lived several thousand

years longer than Christianity. The religion of Mohammed dies hard.

Buddhism dies hard. Why do all these religions die hard? Because

intelligence increases slowly.

Let me whisper in the ear of the Protestant: Catholicism dies hard. What

does that prove? It proves that the people are ignorant and that the

priests are cunning.

Let me whisper in the ear of the Catholic: Protestantism dies hard. What

does that prove? It proves that the people are superstitious and the

preachers stupid.

Let me whisper in all your ears: Infidelity is not dying--it is

growing--it increases every day. And what does that prove? It

proves that the people are learning more and more--that they are

advancing--that the mind is getting free, and that the race is being

civilized.

The clergy know that I know that they know that they do not know.

The Blows That Have Shattered the Shield and Shivered the Lance of

Superstition.

Mohammed.

Mohammed wrested from the disciples of the cross the fairest part of

Europe. It was known that he was an impostor, and that fact sowed the

seeds of distrust and infidelity in the Christian world. Christians made

an effort to rescue from the infidels the empty sepulchre of Christ.

That commenced in the eleventh century and ended at the close of the

thirteenth. Europe was almost depopulated. The fields were left waste,

the villages were deserted, nations were impoverished, every man who

owed a debt was discharged from payment if he put a cross upon his

breast and joined the Crusades. No matter what crime he had committed,

the doors of the prison were open for him to join the hosts of the

cross. They believed that God would give them victory, and they carried

in front of the first Crusade a goat and a goose, believing that both

those animals were blessed by the indwelling of the Holy Ghost. And I

may say that those same animals are in the lead to-day in the orthodox

world. Until the year 1291 they endeavored to gain possession of that

sepulchre, and finally the hosts of Christ were driven back, baffled and

beaten,--a poor, miserable, religious rabble. They were driven back, and

that fact sowed the seeds of distrust in Christendom. You know that at

that time the world believed in trial by battle--that God would take

the side of the right--and there had been a trial by battle between the

cross and the crescent, and Mohammed had been victorious. Was God at

that time governing the world? Was he endeavoring to spread his gospel?

The Destruction of Art.

You know that when Christianity came into power it destroyed every

statue it could lay its ignorant hands upon. It defaced and obliterated

every painting; it destroyed every beautiful building; it burned the

manuscripts, both Greek and Latin; it destroyed all the history, all

the poetry, all the philosophy it could find, and reduced to ashes every

library that it could reach with its torch. And the result was, that the

night of the Middle Ages fell upon the human race. But by accident,

by chance, by oversight, a few of the manuscripts escaped the fury of

religious zeal; and these manuscripts became the seed, the fruit of

which is our civilization of to-day. A few statues had been buried; a

few forms of beauty were dug from the earth that had protected them, and

now the civilized world is filled with art, the walls are covered with

paintings, and the niches filled with statuary. A few manuscripts were

found and deciphered. The old languages were learned, and literature

was again born. A new day dawned upon mankind. Every effort at mental

improvement had been opposed by the church, and yet, the few things

saved from the general wreck--a few poems, a few works of the ancient

thinkers, a few forms wrought in stone, produced a new civilization

destined to overthrow and destroy the fabric of superstition.

The Discovery of America.

What was the next blow that this church received? The discovery of

America. The Holy Ghost who inspired men to write the Bible did not

know of the existence of this continent, never dreamed of the Western

Hemisphere. The Bible left out half the world. The Holy Ghost did not

know that the earth is round. He did not dream that the earth is round.

He believed it was flat, although he made it himself. At that time

heaven was just beyond the clouds. It was there the gods lived, there

the angels were, and it was against that heaven that Jacob's ladder

leaned when the angels went up and down. It was to that heaven that

Christ ascended after his resurrection. It was up there that the New

Jerusalem was, with its streets of gold, and under this earth was

perdition. There was where the devils lived; where a pit was dug for

all unbelievers, and for men who had brains. I say that for this reason:

Just in proportion that you have brains, your chances for eternal joy

are lessened, according to this religion. And just in proportion that

you lack brains your chances are increased. At last they found that the

earth is round. It was circumnavigated by Magellan. In 1519 that brave

man set sail. The church told him: "The earth is flat, my friend; don't

go, you may fall off the edge." Magellan said: "I have seen the shadow

of the earth upon the moon, and I have more confidence in the shadow

than I have in the church." The ship went round. The earth was

circumnavigated. Science passed its hand above it and beneath it, and

where was the old heaven and where was the hell? Vanished forever! And

they dwell now only in the religion of superstition. We found there was

no place there for Jacob's ladder to lean against; no place there for

the gods and angels to live; no place to hold the waters of the deluge;

no place to which Christ could have ascended. The foundations of the

New Jerusalem crumbled. The towers and domes fell, and in their places

infinite space, sown with an infinite number of stars; not with New

Jerusalems, but with countless constellations.

Copernicus and Kepler.

Then man began to grow great, and with that came Astronomy, In 1473

Copernicus was born. In 1543 his great work appeared. In 1616 the system

of Copernicus was condemned by the pope, by the infallible Catholic

Church, and the church was about as near right upon that subject as upon

any other. The system of Copernicus was denounced. And how long do you

suppose the church fought that? Let me tell you. It was revoked by Pius

VII. in the year of grace 1821. For two hundred and seventy-eight years

after the death of Copernicus the church insisted that his system was

false, and that the old Bible astronomy was true. Astronomy is the first

help that we ever received from heaven. Then came Kepler in 1609, and

you may almost date the birth of science from the night that Kepler

discovered his first law. That was the break of the day. His first law,

that the planets do not move in circles but in ellipses; his second law,

that they describe equal spaces in equal times; his third law, that the

squares of their periodic times are proportional to the cubes of their

distances. That man gave us the key to the heavens. He opened the

infinite book, and in it read three lines.

I have not time to speak of Galileo, of Leonardo da Vinci, of Bruno, and

of hundreds of others who contributed to the intellectual wealth of the

world.

Special Providence.

The next thing that gave the church a blow was Statistics. We found by

taking statistics that we could tell the average length of human life;

that this human life did not depend upon infinite caprice; that it

depended upon conditions, circumstances, laws and facts, and that these

conditions, circumstances, and facts were during long periods of time

substantially the same. And now, the man who depends entirely upon

special providence gets his life insured. He has more confidence even

in one of these companies than he has in the whole Trinity. We found by

statistics that there were just so many crimes on an average committed;

just so many crimes of one kind and so many of another; just so many

suicides, so many deaths by drowning, so many accidents on an average,

so many men marrying women, for instance, older than themselves; so many

murders of a particular kind; just the same number of mistakes; and

I say to-night, statistics utterly demolish the idea of special

providence.

Only the other day a gentleman was telling me of a case of special

providence. He knew it. He had been the subject of it. A few years ago

he was about to go on a ship when he was detained. He did not go, and

the ship was lost with all on board.

"Yes!" I said, "Do you think the people who were drowned believed in

special providence?" Think of the infinite egotism of such a doctrine.

Here is a man that fails to go upon a ship with five hundred passengers

and they go down to the bottom of the sea--fathers, mothers, children,

and loving husbands and wives waiting upon the chores of expectation.

Here is one poor little wretch that did not happen to go! And he thinks

that God, the Infinite Being, interfered in his poor little withered

behalf and let the rest all go. That is special providence. Why does

special providence allow all the crimes? Why are the wife-beaters

protected, and why are the wives and children left defenceless if the

hand of God is over us all? Who protects the insane? Why does Providence

permit insanity? But the church cannot give up special providence. If

there is no such thing, then no prayers, no worship, no churches, no

priests. What would become of National Thanksgiving?

You know we have a custom every year of issuing a proclamation of

thanksgiving. We say to God, "Although you have afflicted all the other

countries, although you have sent war, and desolation, and famine on

everybody else, we have been such good children that you have been

kind to us, and we hope you will keep on." It does not make a bit of

difference whether we have good times or not--the thanksgiving is always

exactly the same. I remember a few years ago a governor of Iowa got out

a proclamation of that kind. He went on to tell how thankful the people

were and how prosperous the State had been. There was a young fellow in

that State who got out another proclamation, saying that he feared the

Lord might be misled by official correspondence; that the governor's

proclamation was entirely false; that the State was not prosperous; that

the crops had been an almost utter failure; that nearly every farm in

the State was mortgaged, and that if the Lord did not believe him, all

he asked was that he would send some angel in whom he had confidence, to

look the matter over and report.

Charles Darwin.

This century will be called Darwin's century. He was one of the greatest

men who ever touched this globe. He has explained more of the phenomena

of life than all of the religious teachers. Write the name of Charles

Darwin on the one hand and the name of every theologian who ever lived

on the other, and from that name has come more light to the world

than from all of those. His doctrine of evolution, his doctrine of the

survival of the fittest, his doctrine of the origin of species,

has removed in every thinking mind the last vestige of orthodox

Christianity. He has not only stated, but he has demonstrated, that the

inspired writer knew nothing of this world, nothing of the origin of

man, nothing of geology, nothing of astronomy, nothing of nature; that

the Bible is a book written by ignorance--at the instigation of fear.

Think of the men who replied to him. Only a few years ago there was no

person too ignorant to successfully answer Charles Darwin; and the more

ignorant he was the more cheerfully he undertook the task. He was held

up to the ridicule, the scorn and contempt of the Christian world, and

yet when he died, England was proud to put his dust with that of her

noblest and her grandest. Charles Darwin conquered the intellectual

world, and his doctrines are now accepted facts. His light has broken

in on some of the clergy, and the greatest man who to-day occupies

the pulpit of one of the orthodox: churches, Henry Ward Beecher, is a

believer in the theories of Charles Darwin--a man of more genius than

all the clergy of that entire church put together.

And yet we are told in this little creed that orthodox religion is about

to conquer the world! It will be driven to the wilds of Africa. It must

go to some savage country; it has lost its hold upon civilization. It is

unfortunate to have a religion that cannot be accepted by the intellect

of a nation. It is unfortunate to have a religion against which every

good and noble heart protests. Let us have a good religion or none. My

pity has been excited by seeing these ministers endeavor to warp and

twist the passages of Scripture to fit the demonstrations of science. Of

course, I have not time to recount all the discoveries and events that

have assisted in the destruction of superstition. Every fact is an

enemy of the church. Every fact is a heretic. Every demonstration is

an infidel. Everything that ever really happened testifies against the

supernatural.

The church teaches that man was created perfect, and that for six

thousand years he has degenerated. Darwin demonstrated the falsity

of this dogma. He shows that man has for thousands of ages steadily

advanced; that the Garden of Eden is an ignorant myth; that the doctrine

of original sin has no foundation in fact; that the atonement is an

absurdity; that the serpent did not tempt, and that man did not "fall."

Charles Darwin destroyed the foundation of orthodox Christianity. There

is nothing left but faith in what we know could not and did not happen.

Religion and science are enemies. One is a superstition; the other is

a fact. One rests upon the false, the other upon the true. One is the

result of fear and faith, the other of investigation and reason.

The Creeds.

I have been talking a great deal about the orthodox religion. Often,

after having delivered a lecture, I have met some good, religious person

who has said to me:

"You do not tell it as we believe it."

"Well, but I tell it as you have it written in your creed."

"Oh, we don't mind the creed any more."

"Then, why do you not change it?"

"Oh, well, we understand it as it is, and if we tried to change it,

maybe we would not agree."

Possibly the creeds are in the best condition now. There is a tacit

understanding that they do not believe them, that there is a way to

get around them, and that they can read between the lines; that if they

should meet now to form new creeds they would fail to agree; and that

now they can say as they please, except in public. Whenever they do so

in public the church, in self-defence, must try them; and I believe in

trying every minister that does not preach the doctrine he agrees to.

I have not the slightest sympathy with a Presbyterian preacher who

endeavors to preach infidelity from a Presbyterian pulpit and receives

Presbyterian money. When he changes his views he should step down and

out like a man, and say, "I do not believe your doctrine, and I will not

preach it. You must hire some other man." The Latest Creed.

But I find that I have correctly interpreted the creeds. There was put

into my hands the new Congregational creed. I have read it, and I will

call your attention to it to-night, to find whether that church has made

any advance; to find whether the sun of science has risen in the heavens

in vain; whether they are still the children of intellectual darkness;

whether they still consider it necessary for you to believe something

that you by no possibility can understand, in order to be a winged angel

forever. Now, let us see what their creed is. I will read a little of

it.

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