XXI. THE HEBREWS.

After language had been confounded and the people scattered, there

appeared in the land of Canaan a tribe of Hebrews ruled by a chief or

sheik called Abraham. They had a few cattle, lived in tents, practiced

polygamy, wandered from place to place, and were the only folks in the

whole world to whom God paid the slightest attention. At this time

there were hundreds of cities in India filled with temples and palaces;

millions of Egyptians worshiped Isis and Osiris, and had covered their

land with marvelous monuments of industry, power and skill. But these

civilizations were entirely neglected by the Deity, his whole attention

being taken up with Abraham and his family.

It seems, from the account, that God and Abraham were intimately

acquainted, and conversed frequently upon a great variety of subjects.

By the twelfth chapter of Genesis it appears that he made the following

promises to Abraham. "I will make of thee a great nation, and I will

bless thee, and make thy name great: and thou shalt be a blessing. And I

will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee."

After receiving this communication from the Almighty, Abraham went into

the land of Canaan, and again God appeared to him and told him to take

a heifer three years old, a goat of the same age, a sheep of equal

antiquity, a turtle dove and a young pigeon. Whereupon Abraham killed

the animals "and divided them in the midst, and laid each piece one

against another." And it came to pass that when the sun went down and

it was dark, behold a smoking furnace and a burning lamp that passed

between the raw and bleeding meat. The killing of these animals was

a preparation for receiving a visit from God. Should an American

missionary in Central Africa find a negro chief surrounded by

a butchered heifer, a goat and a sheep, with which to receive a

communication from the infinite God, my opinion is, that the missionary

would regard the proceeding as the direct result of savagery. And if

the chief insisted that he had seen a smoking furnace and a burning

lamp going up and down between the pieces of meat, the missionary would

certainly conclude that the chief was not altogether right in his mind.

If the Bible is true, this same God told Abraham to take and sacrifice

his only son, or rather the only son of his wife, and a murder would

have been committed had not God, just at the right moment, directed him

to stay his hand and take a sheep instead.

God made a great number of promises to Abraham, but few of them were

ever kept. He agreed to make him the father of a great nation, but he

did not. He solemnly promised to give him a great country, including all

the land between the river of Egypt and the Euphrates, but he did not.

In due time Abraham passed away, and his son Isaac took his place at

the head of the tribe. Then came Jacob, who "watered stock" and enriched

himself with the spoil of Laban. Joseph was sold into Egypt by his

jealous brethren, where he became one of the chief men of the kingdom,

and in a few years his father and brothers left their own country and

settled in Egypt. At this time there were seventy Hebrews in the world,

counting Joseph and his children. They remained in Egypt two hundred and

fifteen years. It is claimed by some that they were in that country for

four hundred and thirty years. This is a mistake. Josephus says they

were in Egypt two hundred and fifteen years, and this statement is

sustained by the best biblical scholars of all denominations. According

to the 17th verse of the 3rd chapter of Galatians, it was four hundred

and thirty years from the time the promise was made to Abraham to

the giving of the law, and as the Hebrews did not go to Egypt for two

hundred and fifteen years after the making of the promise to Abraham,

they could in no event have been in Egypt more than two hundred and

fifteen years. In our Bible the 40th verse of the 12th chapter of

Exodus, is as follows:--

"Now the sojourning of the children of Israel, who dwelt in Egypt, was

four hundred and thirty years."

This passage does not say that the sojourning was all done in Egypt;

neither does it say that the children of Israel dwelt in Egypt four

hundred and thirty years; but it does say that the sojourning of the

children of Israel who dwelt in Egypt was four hundred and thirty

years. The Vatican copy of the Septuagint renders the same passage as

follows:--

"The sojourning of the children of Israel which they sojourned in Egypt,

and in the land of Canaan, was four hundred and thirty years."

The Alexandrian version says:--"The sojourning of the children of Israel

which they and their fathers sojourned in Egypt, and in the land of

Canaan, was four hundred and thirty years."

And in the Samaritan Bible we have:--"The sojourning of the children of

Israel and of their fathers which they sojourned in the land of Canaan,

and in the land of Egypt, was four hundred and thirty years."

There were seventy souls when they went down into Egypt, and they

remained two hundred and fifteen years, and at the end of that time they

had increased to about three million. How do we know that there were

three million at the end of two hundred and fifteen years? We know it

because we are informed by Moses that "there were six hundred thousand

men of war." Now, to each man of war, there must have been at least five

other people. In every State in this Union there will be to each voter,

five other persons at least, and we all know that there are always more

voters than men of war. If there were six hundred thousand men of war,

there must have been a population of at least three million. Is it

possible that seventy people could increase to that extent in two

hundred and fifteen years? You may say that it was a miracle; but

what need was there of working a miracle? Why should God miraculously

increase the number of slaves? If he wished miraculously to increase the

population, why did he not wait until the people were free?

In 1776, we had in the American Colonies about three millions of people.

In one hundred years we doubled four times: that is to say, six, twelve,

twenty-four, forty-eight million,--our present population.

We must not forget that during all these years there has been pouring

into our country a vast stream of emigration, and that this, taken

in connection with the fact that our country is productive beyond all

others, gave us only four doubles in one hundred years. Admitting that

the Hebrews increased as rapidly without emigration as we, in this

country, have with it, we will give to them four doubles each century,

commencing with seventy people, and they would have, at the end of

two hundred years, a population of seventeen thousand nine hundred and

twenty. Giving them another double for the odd fifteen years and there

would be, provided no deaths had occurred, thirty-five thousand eight

hundred and forty people. And yet we are told that instead of having

this number, they had increased to such an extent that they had six

hundred thousand men of war; that is to say, a population of more than

three millions?

Every sensible man knows that this account is not, and cannot be true.

We know that seventy people could not increase to three million in two

hundred and fifteen years.

About this time the Hebrews took a census, and found that there were

twenty-two thousand two hundred and seventy-three first-born males.

It is reasonable to suppose that there were about as many first-born

females. This would make forty-four thousand five hundred and forty-six

first-born children. Now, there must have been about as many mothers

as there were first-born children. If there were only about forty-five

thousand mothers and three millions of people, the mothers must have had

on an average about sixty-six children apiece.

At this time, the Hebrews were slaves, and had been for two hundred and

fifteen years. A little while before, an order had been made by the

Egyptians that all the male children of the Hebrews should be killed.

One, contrary to this order, was saved in an ark made of bullrushes

daubed with slime. This child was found by the daughter of Pharaoh, and

was adopted, it seems, as her own, and, may be, was. He grew to be

a man, sided with the Hebrews, killed an Egyptian that was smiting a

slave, hid the body in the sand, and fled from Egypt to the land of

Midian, became acquainted with a priest who had seven daughters, took

the side of the daughters against the ill-mannered shepherds of that

country, and married Zipporah, one of the girls, and became a shepherd

for her father. Afterward, while tending his flock, the Lord appeared to

him in a burning bush, and commanded him to go to the king of Egypt and

demand from him the liberation of the Hebrews. In order to convince him

that the something burning in the bush was actually God, the rod in his

hand was changed into a serpent, which, upon being caught by the tail,

became again a rod. Moses was also told to put his hand in his bosom,

and when he took it out it was as leprous as snow. Quite a number of

strange things were performed, and others promised. Moses then agreed to

go back to Egypt provided his brother could go with him. Whereupon

the Lord appeared to Aaron, and directed him to meet Moses in the

wilderness. They met at the mount of God, went to Egypt, gathered

together all the elders of the children of Israel, spake all the words

which God had spoken unto Moses, and did all the signs in the sight of

the people. The Israelites believed, bowed their heads and worshiped;

and Moses and Aaron went in and told their message to Pharaoh the king.

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