XIX. BACCHUS AND BABEL.

As soon as Noah had disembarked, he proceeded to plant a vineyard, and

began to be a husbandman; and when the grapes were ripe he made wine and

drank of it to excess; cursed his grandson, blessed Shem and Japheth, and

after that lived for three hundred and fifty years. What he did during

these three hundred and fifty years, we are not told. We never hear of

him again. For three hundred and fifty years he lived among his sons,

and daughters, and their descendants. He must have been a venerable man.

He was the man to whom God had made known his intention of drowning the

world. By his efforts, the human race had been saved. He must have been

acquainted with Methuselah for six hundred years, and Methuselah was

about two hundred and forty years old, when Adam died. Noah must himself

have known the history of mankind, and must have been an object of

almost infinite interest; and yet for three hundred and fifty years he

is neither directly nor indirectly mentioned. When Noah died, Abraham

must have been more than fifty years old; and Shem, the son of Noah,

lived for several hundred years after the death of Abraham; and yet he

is never mentioned. Noah when he died, was the oldest man in the whole

world by about five hundred years; and everybody living at the time of

his death knew that they were indebted to him, and yet no account is

given of his burial. No monument was raised to mark the spot. This,

however, is no more wonderful than the fact that no account is given of

the death of Adam or of Eve, nor of the place of their burial. This may

all be accounted for by the fact that the language of man was confounded

at the building of the tower of Babel, whereby all tradition may have

been lost, so that even the sons of Noah could not give an account of

their voyage in the ark; and, consequently, some one had to be directly

inspired to tell the story, after new languages had been formed.

It has always been a mystery to me how Adam, Eve, and the serpent were

taught the same language. Where did they get it? We know now, that

it requires a great number of years to form a language; that it is of

exceedingly slow growth. We also know that by language, man conveys to

his fellows the impressions made upon him by what he sees, hears, smells

and touches. We know that the language of the savage consists of a few

sounds, capable of expressing only a few ideas or states of the

mind, such as love, desire, fear, hatred, aversion and contempt. Many

centuries are required to produce a language capable of expressing

complex ideas. It does not seem to me that ideas can be manufactured by

a deity and put in the brain of man. These ideas must be the result of

observation and experience.

Does anybody believe that God directly taught a language to Adam and

Eve, or that he so made them that they, by intuition spoke Hebrew, or

some language capable of conveying to each other their thoughts? How did

the serpent learn the same language? Did God teach it to him, or did he

happen to overhear God, when he was teaching Adam and Eve? We are told

in the second chapter of Genesis that God caused all the animals to pass

before Adam to see what he would call them. We cannot infer from this

that God named the animals and informed Adam what to call them. Adam

named them himself. Where did he get his words? We cannot imagine a man

just made out of dust, without the experience of a moment, having the

power to put his thoughts in language. In the first place, we cannot

conceive of his having any thoughts until he has combined, through

experience and observation, the impressions that nature had made upon

him through the medium of his senses. We cannot imagine of his knowing

anything, in the first instance, about different degrees of heat, nor

about darkness, if he was made in the day-time, nor about light, if

created at night, until the next morning. Before a man can have what we

call thoughts, he must have had a little experience. Something must have

happened to him before he can have a thought, and before he can express

himself in language. Language is a growth, not a gift. We account now

for the diversity of language by the fact that tribes and nations have

had different experiences, different wants, different surroundings, and,

one result of all these differences is, among other things, a difference

in language. Nothing can be more absurd than to account for the

different languages of the world by saying that the original language

was confounded at the tower of Babel.

According to the Bible, up to the time of the building of that tower,

the whole earth was of one language and of one speech, and would have so

remained until the present time had not an effort been made to build

a tower whose top should reach into heaven. Can any one imagine what

objection God would have to the building of such a tower? And how could

the confusion of tongues prevent its construction? How could language

be confounded? It could be confounded only by the destruction of memory.

Did God destroy the memory of mankind at that time, and if so, how?

Did he paralyze that portion of the brain presiding over the organs

of articulation, so that they could not speak the words, although they

remembered them clearly, or did he so touch the brain that they

could not hear? Will some theologian, versed in the machinery of the

miraculous, tell us in what way God confounded the language of mankind?

Why would the confounding of the language make them separate? Why would

they not stay together until they could understand each other? People

will not separate, from weakness. When in trouble they come together

and desire the assistance of each other. Why, in this instance, did they

separate? What particular ones would naturally come together if nobody

understood the language of any other person? Would it not have been just

as hard to agree when and where to go, without any language to express

the agreement, as to go on with the building of the tower?

Is it possible that any one now believes that the whole world would be

of one speech had the language not been confounded at Babel? Do we not

know that every word was suggested in some way by the experience of men?

Do we not know that words are continually dying, and continually being

born; that every language has its cradle and its cemetery--its buds, its

blossoms, its fruits and its withered leaves? Man has loved, enjoyed,

hated, suffered and hoped, and all words have been born of these

experiences.

Why did "the Lord come down to see the city and the tower"? Could he

not see them from where he lived or from where he was? Where did he come

down from? Did he come in the daytime, or in the night? We are taught

now that God is everywhere; that he inhabits immensity; that he is in

every atom, and in every star. If this is true, why did he "come down to

see the city and the tower?" Will some theologian explain this?

After all, is it not much easier and altogether more reasonable to say

that Moses was mistaken, that he knew little of the science of language,

and that he guessed a great deal more than he investigated?

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