CHAPTER XI.

1805 to 1806.

Stage Affairs and Stage Quarrels--Mr. Graham, the Bow Street

Magistrate and Drury Lane Manager--Mr. Peake--Grimaldi is

introduced to Mr. Harris by John Kemble--Leaves Drury Lane and

engages at Covent Garden--Mortification of the authorities at

"the other house"--He joins Charles Dibdin's Company and visits

Dublin--The _wet_ Theatre--Ill success of the speculation,

and great success of his own Benefit--Observations on the

comparative strength of Whisky Punch and Rum Punch, with

interesting experiments.

The manager of Drury Lane had advertised Tobin's comedy of "The

Honey Moon" as the play for the second night of the season;[35] not

recollecting, until it was too late to alter the bills, that in

consequence of the secession of Mr. Byrne, who had been ballet-master,

and the non-engagement of any other person in his place, there was no

one to arrange the dance incidental to the piece. In this dilemma,

Grimaldi, who had been accustomed to arrange the dances at Sadler's

Wells, was sent for and, as soon as "Lodoiska" was over, the interview

took place between him and the manager to which reference was made at

the close of the last chapter.

Mr. Wroughton, after stating that he was in a very unexpected dilemma,

and that unless Grimaldi would assist him he would have to change the

piece for the ensuing night,--which it was exceedingly desirable to

avoid doing, if possible,--briefly narrated the circumstances in which

the theatre was placed, and concluded by offering him two pounds per

week in addition to his regular salary, if he would arrange the dance

in question, and assist in getting up any other little dances and

processions that might be required. This offer he readily accepted,

merely stipulating that the increased salary should be understood

to extend over the whole season, and not merely until another

ballet-master was engaged. Mr. Wroughton observed, that nothing could

be fairer, that this was what he meant, and that Grimaldi had his

instructions to engage as many male dancers as he might deem necessary.

He at once entered upon his new office immediately engaged as many

hands (or legs) as he required, arranged the dance during the night,

called a rehearsal of it at ten in the morning, got it into a perfect

state by twelve, rehearsed it again in its proper place in the comedy,

and at night had the satisfaction of hearing it encored with great

applause.

At the end of the week, he received his increased salary from Mr.

Peake, the treasurer, a gentleman well known and highly respected by

all connected with the stage or theatrical literature, who shook him by

the hand, congratulated him on this new improvement of his income, and

cordially wished him success.

Before he accepted the money, he said, "My dear sir, to prevent any

future difference, it is thoroughly understood, is it, this increase is

for the season?"

"Undoubtedly," replied Mr. Peake: "I will show you, if you like,

Mr. Graham's written order to me to that effect." This he did, and

Grimaldi of course was perfectly satisfied. Mr. Graham, who was then a

magistrate at Bow-street, was at the head of affairs at Drury Lane.

All went on well for some little time. Mr. James D'Egville was engaged

as ballet-master shortly afterwards; but this made no alteration in

the footing upon which Grimaldi was placed. There was no difference

of opinion between the ballet-master and himself, for he continued to

arrange the minor dances and processions, and his arrangements were

repeatedly very warmly commended by Mr. D'Egville.

A new grand ballet, called "Terpsichore," was produced by the latter

gentleman immediately after his joining the company in which Grimaldi

performed Pan, which he always considered a capital character, and one

of the best he ever had to play. The ballet was got up to bring forward

Madame Parisot,[36] who was engaged for the season, for one thousand

guineas. It was thoroughly rehearsed, at least fourteen times before

the night of performance; was very favourably received, and had a good

run.

He was not a little surprised, on Saturday the 26th of October, when

he went as usual to the treasury to draw his salary, to hear that

thenceforth the extra two pounds would not be paid. Mr. Peake admitted

that he was also very much surprised and annoyed at the circumstance,

again producing Mr. Graham's letter, and candidly acknowledging, that

in his opinion this uncalled-for attempt to rescind the contract,

which was none of Grimaldi's seeking, was very paltry. He immediately

waited upon Mr. Wroughton and mentioned the circumstance, at which he

too appeared greatly vexed, although it was not in his power to order

the additional sum to be paid. He then mentioned the circumstance to

his wife, dwelling upon it with great irritation; but she, observing

that it was of no consequence, for they could do very well without it,

proposed that, having nothing to do at Drury Lane that night, they

should go for an hour or two to Covent Garden.

To this proposition he made no objection; so, as he passed down

Bow-street, he called in upon Mr. T. Dibdin for an order, and the

conversation happening naturally enough to turn upon theatrical

affairs, mentioned what had just occurred at Drury Lane. Mr. Dibdin

immediately expressed himself in very strong terms upon the subject,

and counselled Grimaldi to withdraw from the theatre, and to accept an

engagement at the other house. The advice generated a long conversation

between them, which terminated in Grimaldi saying, Mr. Dibdin might,

if he pleased, mention the subject to Mr. Harris, and say, if the

Management were willing to engage him, he was willing to enter into

articles for the following season.

In the course of the evening, he received a note begging his attendance

at Covent Garden on Monday, at twelve, and keeping the appointment,

was ushered into a room in which were Mr. Harris and John Kemble. The

latter greeted him in a very friendly manner, and said,

"Well, Joe, I see you are determined to follow me."

"Yes, sir," replied Grimaldi, who had been thinking of something

polite; "you are a living magnet of attraction, Mr. Kemble."

At this Mr. Harris laughed and congratulated the tragedian on receiving

so handsome a compliment. Kemble inquired of Grimaldi whether he knew

Mr. Harris, and receiving a reply in the negative, introduced him to

that gentleman as "Joe Grimaldi," whose father he had known well, who

was a true chip of the old block, and the first low comedian in the

country.

Mr. Harris said a great many fine things in reply to these

commendations, and, rising, requested Grimaldi to follow him into an

adjoining apartment. He did so, and in less than a quarter of an hour

had signed articles for five seasons; the terms being, for the first

season, six pounds per week; for the second and third, seven pounds;

and for the fourth and fifth, eight pounds. Independent of these

emoluments, he had several privileges reserved to him, among which was

the very important one of permission to play at Sadler's Wells, as he

had theretofore done. These arrangements being concluded, he took his

leave, greatly satisfied with the improved position in which he stood,

as up to that time he had only received four pounds per week at Drury

Lane.[37]

In the evening, he had to play Pan in the ballet at Drury. When he had

dressed for the part, he entered the green-room, which was pretty full

of ladies and gentlemen, among whom was Mr. Graham, who, the moment he

saw him, inquired if a report that had reached him of Mr. Grimaldi's

going to Covent Garden for the following season were correct. Grimaldi

replied in the affirmative, adding, that he was engaged at the other

house not only for the following season, but for the four ensuing

seasons.

Mr. Graham started up in a state of considerable excitement on hearing

this, and addressed the performers present, at considerable length,

expatiating in strong language upon what he termed "Grimaldi's

ingratitude" in leaving the theatre. Grimaldi waited patiently until

he had concluded, and then, addressing himself to the same auditors,

made a counter-statement, in which he recapitulated the whole of the

circumstances as they had actually occurred. When he came to mention

Mr. Graham's letter to Mr. Peake, the treasurer, the former hastily

interrupted him by demanding what letter he referred to.

"The letter," replied Grimaldi, "in which you empowered Mr. Peake to

pay the increased salary for the whole of the season."

"If Mr. Peake showed you that letter," replied Mr. Graham, in a great

passion, "Mr. Peake is a fool for his pains."

"Mr. Peake," rejoined Grimaldi, "is a gentleman, sir, and a man of

honour, and, I am quite certain, disdains being made a party to any

such unworthy conduct as you have pursued towards me."

A rather stormy scene followed, from which Grimaldi came off

victorious; Barrymore and others taking up his cause so vigorously,

that Mr. Graham at length postponed any further discussion and walked

away. Enough having taken place, however, to enable him to foresee that

his longer stay at Drury Lane would only be productive of constant

discomfort to himself, he gave notice to Mr. Graham on the following

morning of his intention to leave the theatre on the ensuing Saturday

week. This resolve gave rise to another battle between Mr. Graham

and himself, in the course of which he was pleased to say, that he

could not play the ballet without him, and, consequently, that if

he left, he would bring an action against him for loss incurred by

its not being performed. Grimaldi, however, firmly adhered to his

original resolution: acting therein upon the advice of Mr. Hughes, who

strenuously counselled him by no means to depart from it.

Considering himself now at perfect liberty until Easter, he entered

into an engagement to perform at Astley's theatre in Dublin, which

had just been taken for a short period by Messrs. Charles and Thomas

Dibdin. These gentlemen had engaged the greater part of the Sadler's

Wells' company, including Bologna and his wife (who had been engaged

by Mr. Harris for the next season at Covent Garden on the same day as

Grimaldi himself), and they offered Grimaldi fourteen guineas a-week

for himself, and two for his wife, half a clear benefit at the end of

the season, and all his travelling expenses both by land and sea.

On the 9th of November he closed his engagement at Drury Lane,

performing Pan in the ballet of "Terpsichore." He started on the

following morning, accompanied by his wife, for Dublin, leaving his

little son, who was in very weak health, at home. They had a very

tedious journey to Holyhead, and a very stormy one from thence to

Dublin; experiencing the usual troubles from cold, sickness, fatigue,

and otherwise, by the way. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Dibdin, who had arrived

first, received them with much cordiality and kindness; and they took

lodgings at the house of a Mr. Davis, in Peter-street.

On Monday, November the 18th, the theatre opened, and their career was

for some time eminently successful as long, indeed, as the fine weather

lasted; but no sooner did the rainy weather set in, than the manager

discovered, to his horror and surprise, that the roof of the theatre,

being in a dilapidated condition, was not waterproof. At length, one

night towards the end of December, a very heavy rain coming down during

the performance, actually drove the audience out of the house. The

water descended in torrents into the pit and boxes: some people who

were greatly interested in the performances put up their umbrellas, and

others put on great coats and shawls; but at length it came down so

heavily upon the stage, that the performers themselves were obliged to

disappear. In a few minutes the stage was covered, the scenery soaked

through, the pit little better than a well, and the boxes and gallery

streaming with water.

This unforeseen occurrence threw both literally and figuratively a damp

upon the performances which there was no recovering. From that time,

with the single exception of one evening, the theatre was deserted.

Tarpaulings, and all kinds of cheap remedies, were tried, but they all

failed in producing their intended effect. They never kept the water

out, or drew the company in. As to any thorough repair of the roof, it

was wholly out of the question; for the Dibdins only held the theatre

until March, and the necessary repairs under this head alone would have

cost at the very least 200_l._

In this state of things, Mr. Charles Dibdin was compelled to write to

London for remittances wherewith to pay his company. Knowing exactly

how he was situated, Grimaldi volunteered his services in the only way

in which he could render them, and offered not to send to the treasury

for his salary, but to leave it to be paid whenever the manager

might appoint after their return to London. This offer, it is almost

unnecessary to add, was gratefully accepted.

About the middle of January, Mr. Jones, the manager of the Crow Street

Theatre, hearing how badly the Astley's people were doing, and yet

finding that, bad as their business was, it injured his, made an offer

to Mr. Dibdin to take his company off his hands at the terms upon

which he had originally engaged them, and for the remainder of the

time specified in their articles, and further, to make some pecuniary

compensation to Mr. Dibdin himself. The manager assembled the company

on the stage, after their having had the mortification of playing to an

empty house, on Tuesday, January the 28th, and communicated this offer

to them, and earnestly urged upon them the acceptance of the proposal,

as the only means by which himself and his brother could hope to

recover any portion of the losses they had already sustained. Grimaldi

at once expressed his readiness to accede to the proposition, and used

his utmost influence with the other members of the company to induce

them to do the like. He succeeded, except in the case of two of the

performers, who preferred returning at once to England.

When this was arranged to the satisfaction of all parties, Mr. Dibdin

announced his intention to close the theatre on the next Saturday,

February the 1st. Grimaldi took the opportunity of inquiring what was

to become of his half-benefit which had been agreed upon. The manager

replied, with a melancholy smile, that he might give him anything

he liked for _his_ half--twenty pounds would do, and he should have

the entire house next Saturday. Grimaldi immediately paid the twenty

pounds, and on the following morning commenced making preparations

for his benefit, having barely four days in which to announce the

performances, and sell his tickets.

He had borne an introductory letter to Captain Trench, whose unvarying

kindness to him on every possible occasion he most gratefully

acknowledged, and to this gentleman he first mentioned his intention of

taking a benefit. He also mentioned it to his landlord. Their replies

were characteristic.

"Let me have a hundred box-tickets," said Captain Trench: "keep the two

centre boxes for me. If I want any more tickets I'll send for them; but

here's the money for the hundred."

"Give me a hundred pit-tickets," said the landlord. "If I can sell

more, I will; but here is the money for them."

He had his bills printed and well circulated, but did no more business

until the Saturday morning, which made him uneasy; though the fact

simply was, that the people were waiting to see how the weather would

turn out; very well knowing that if it were a wet night, the theatre

would be the very worst place in which to encounter the rain. Fortune,

however, was propitious; the day was cloudless, fair, and beautiful;

and the result was, that after having at nine o'clock in the morning

no one place taken except the two boxes bespoken by Captain Trench, at

one o'clock in the afternoon not a single place remained unlet. At one

time, when there was no doubt of the weather remaining dry, there were

no fewer than sixteen carriages standing before his door, the owners

of which were all anxious to obtain places, and all of whom he was

reluctantly compelled to disappoint.

The receipts of the house amounted to one hundred and ninety-seven

pounds nineteen shillings, not to mention a variety of presents,

including a magnificent gold snuff-box, from Captain Trench, which was

worth, in weight alone, more than thirty pounds sterling.

This purchase of Dibdin's half of the benefit for twenty pounds was

not only a very fortunate thing for Grimaldi, but was, on the other

hand, in some degree serviceable to Dibdin also, inasmuch as it enabled

Grimaldi to oblige him with a loan of one hundred pounds, of which at

that moment, in consequence of his undeserved misfortunes, he stood

much in need. This advance, together with salary due and other matters,

left Mr. Dibdin indebted to Grimaldi in the sum of one hundred and

ninety-six pounds, the whole of which was honourably repaid a few

months afterwards.

This benefit closed the season of the "wet" Theatre in Peter Street;

and on the following Monday, Grimaldi, and the greater part of the

London company, appeared at the Crow Street Theatre, where they acted

until the 29th of March. One circumstance is sufficient to show that

the performances were unusually successful, which is, that the two

pieces in which he came out,--namely, "Harlequin Æsop," and "Coa and

Zoa, or the Rival Indians,"--were found quite attractive enough for the

whole period. He did not appear in any other part, even for a single

night, during the whole of his engagement.

On Sunday, March the 30th, they packed up, and at ten o'clock in the

evening of Monday went on board the packet, in which they had taken

their berths to Holyhead, after receiving the warmest and kindest

hospitality from every person they had encountered in Dublin. With only

one letter of introduction, Grimaldi had found himself in the course of

a few days surrounded by friends whose hospitality and cordiality, not

only of profession, but of action, were beyond all bounds: one would

invite him to dinner, and be personally affronted by his not dining

with him every day; another who wished to pay him a similar attention,

but whose dinner-hour would have interfered with the rehearsal, only

gave up his claim upon the condition that his wife and himself should

dine with him every Sunday; a third placed a jaunting-car at his

disposal, and sent it to his door at eleven o'clock every morning; and

a fourth expected him to meet a small party at supper regularly every

night. He had heard and read a great deal of Irish hospitality, but had

formed no conception of its extent and heartiness until he experienced

its effects in his own person.

He was much struck, as most Englishmen are, by the enormous consumption

of whisky-punch, and the facility with which the good folks of Dublin

swallow tumbler after tumbler of it, without any visible symptoms of

intoxication. He entertained a theory that some beverage of equal

strength, to which they were unaccustomed, would be as trying to them

as their whisky-punch was to him, (for he was always afraid of a second

tumbler of toddy,) and, with a view of putting it to the proof, gave

a little party at his lodgings on Twelfth Night, and compounded some

good strong English rum-punch, with rather more than a dash of brandy

in it. He considers that the experiment was eminently successful,

asserting that one-fourth of the quantity which the guests would have

drunk with complete impunity, had it been their ordinary beverage,

quite overset them; and states with great glee, that Mr. Davis, his

landlord, who could drink his seven tumblers of whisky-punch, and go

to bed afterwards rather dull from excessive sobriety, was carried up

stairs after one tumbler of the new composition, decidedly drunk. We

are inclined to think, however, that Mr. Davis had been taking a few

tumblers of whisky-punch in his own parlour before he went up stairs to

qualify himself for the party, and that the success of the experiment

is not sufficiently well established to justify us in impressing it on

the public mind without the addition of this trifling qualification.

FOOTNOTES:

[35] Drury Lane opened for the season on September 14, 1805, with the

"Country Girl," Peggy, Mrs. Jordan; and the farce of "The Irishman in

London." Byrne, and his son Oscar, had quitted at the close of the last

season, and were engaged at Covent Garden; and D'Egville had abandoned

his situation at the King's Theatre, to succeed Byrne as ballet-master

at Drury Lane: all this was known before the opening.

[36] The management of Drury Lane, in their desire of novelty, had

engaged M. Joubert, and Mademoiselle Parisot, from the King's Theatre

for the season. On October 24, it was underlined in the bill of the

day, that she would appear for the first time, on that stage, on

Monday, the 28th, in a new ballet, composed by M. D'Egville, entitled

"Terpsichore's Return;" it was, however, "owing to the indisposition

of a principal performer," deferred a few days--till November 1. In

this ballet, Grimaldi had a great part, that of Pan, in which he fell

in love with Terpsichore, who, after favouring his pretensions, jilted

him; this allowed Joe full latitude of display, and the applause the

ballet obtained had never been exceeded on the production of any drama

or piece in that, or any other theatre. The ballet was performed the

fifth time, on Saturday, November 9, on which night Grimaldi quitted

the theatre, and never afterwards was within its walls. "Terpsichore's

Return" was performed a sixth time, on Monday, November 25, and Pan was

personated by George D'Egville, a pantomimist, and brother to James

D'Egville, the ballet-master. George D'Egville had performed with great

_éclat_ the part of Caliban, at the Haymarket, in a similar ballet,

derived from Shakspeare's "Tempest," and as his engagement was possibly

on the _tapis_ for Drury Lane, (Pan apparently having been designed for

him,) Joe fancying that two suns could not shine in the same sphere,

broke the terms of his engagement, and left the course clear to his

successor.

[37] The transfer of Joe's services from Drury Lane to the rival

Theatre Covent Garden, is differently accounted for by Tom Dibdin, who

was a party in the affair, and whose recollection of past facts was

generally too correct to be called in question. Grimaldi's engagement

at Covent Garden is stated to have been effected prior to his going to

Peter-street, Dublin, in the pay of the two Dibdins; the contrary was

the fact. After Grimaldi's return from Dublin, he sought employment at

Covent Garden, nor is there reason to doubt Dibdin's statement in any

way. He says: "I had often pressed Mr. Harris to engage Grimaldi for my

pantomimes, but his answer was, he would not be the first to infringe

an agreement made between Drury Lane and Covent Garden, not to engage

each other's performers until a twelvemonth had elapsed since such

performers had left their situations. Grimaldi, by going in our venture

to Dublin, had now dissolved this obstacle; and I one day met him at

the stage-door of Covent Garden, waiting, as he told me, to see Mr.

Shotter, a confidential servant of Mr. Harris, who would take up his

name to the proprietor: he also told me what terms he meant to ask for

three years, which were so very modest, and so much beneath his value,

that I went immediately to Mr. Harris, and advised him to offer a pound

per week, the first year; two, the second; and three, the third, more

than the sum Mr. Grimaldi had mentioned: this was done instantaneously;

and the best clown ever seen on the stage, was retained for 'Mother

Goose:' when I say the best, I do not except his father, whose _vis

comica_ I perfectly well remember."--_Reminiscences_, 1827, Vol. I. p.

399.

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