1803 to 1805.
Bologna and his Family--An Excursion into Kent with that
personage--Mr. Mackintosh, the gentleman of landed property,
and his preserves--A great day's sporting; and a scene at the
Garrick's Head in Bow-street between a Landlord, a Gamekeeper,
Bologna, and Grimaldi.
Signor Bologna, better known to his intimates by the less euphonious
title of Jack Bologna, was a countryman of Grimaldi's father, having
been, like him, born at Genoa; he had been well acquainted with him
indeed, previously to his coming to England. He arrived in this
country, with his wife, two sons, and a daughter, in 1787.[34] The
signor was a posture-master, and his wife a slack-wire dancer; John
his eldest son (afterwards the well-known harlequin), Louis his second
son, and Barbara the youngest child, were all dancers. They were first
engaged at Sadler's Wells, and here an intimacy commenced between
Bologna and Grimaldi, which lasted during the remainder of their lives;
they were children when it commenced, playing about the street in the
morning, and at the theatre at night.
The signor and his family remained at Sadler's Wells until 1793, when
Mr. Harris engaged him and his children (his wife had died before this
time) at Covent Garden, where they remained for several years; Bologna
playing during the summer months at the Surrey Circus, as Grimaldi
used to act at Sadler's Wells. In 1801 he left Covent Garden, and in
1803 the Circus; upon the conclusion of the latter engagement, he was
immediately secured for the ensuing season at Sadler's Wells, where he
reappeared on Easter Monday in 1804. During the many years which had
passed away since he closed his first engagement at Sadler's Wells,
he and Grimaldi had been necessarily prevented by their different
occupations from seeing much of each other; but being now once more
engaged at the same theatre, their old intimacy was renewed. Their
wives becoming attached to each other, and their engagements being
pretty much the same, they were constantly at each other's houses, or
in each other's society. They met with a droll adventure in company,
which may as well be related in this place.
Drury Lane closed in June and re-opened on the 4th of October; but,
as usual, Grimaldi's services were not required until Christmas. He
had been in great request at Sadler's Wells; for the season was one
of the heaviest the performers had ever known. The two friends were
speaking of this one evening, and complaining of their great fatigue,
when Bologna recalled to mind that he had a friend residing in Kent who
had repeatedly invited him down to his house for a few days' shooting,
and to take a friend with him; he proposed, therefore, that he and
Grimaldi should go down by way of relaxation. On the 6th of November,
accordingly, the friend having been previously apprised of their
intention, and having again returned a most pressing invitation, they
left town in a gig hired for the purpose.
On the road, Bologna told his friend that the gentleman whom, they
were going down to visit was an individual of the name of Mackintosh;
that he was understood to be wholly unconnected with any business or
profession, that he was a large landed proprietor, and that he had most
splendid preserves. The intelligence pleased Grimaldi very much, as he
looked forward to a very stylish visit, and felt quite elated with the
idea of cultivating the acquaintance of so great a man.
"I have never seen his place myself," said Bologna; "but when he is in
London, he is always about the theatres, and he has often asked me to
come down and have some shooting."
They were talking thus, when they arrived at Bromley, which was about
two miles and a half from the place to which they were bound. Here they
met a man in a fustian jacket, driving a tax-cart, drawn by a very lame
little horse, who suddenly pulled up, hailed the party with a loud
"Hallo!" and a "Well, Joe, here you are!"
Grimaldi was rather surprised at this intimate salutation from a
stranger; and he was a little more so when Bologna, after shaking hands
very heartily with the man in fustian, introduced him as the identical
Mr. Mackintosh whom they were going down to visit.
"I'm glad to see you, Joe," said Mr. Mackintosh with an air of
patronage. "I thought I'd meet you here and show you the way."
Grimaldi made some suitable acknowledgments for this politeness, and
the tax-cart and the gig went on together.
"I am sorry you have hit upon a bad day for coming down here, so far as
the shooting goes," said Mackintosh, "for to-morrow is a general fast.
At any rate you can walk about and look at the country; and the next
day--the next day--wont we astonish the natives!"
"Are there plenty of birds this year?" inquired Bologna.
"Lots--lots," replied the other man, whose manner and appearance scarce
bore out Grimaldi's preconceived notion of the gentleman they were
going to visit. If he were already surprised, however, he had much
greater cause to be so eventually.
After travelling upwards of two miles, Bologna inquired if they were
not near their place of destination.
"Certainly," answered Mackintosh; "that is my house."
Looking in the direction pointed out, their eyes were greeted with the
appearance of a small road-side public-house, in front of which hung a
sign-board, bearing the words "Good entertainment for man and beast"
painted on it, and beneath the name of "Mackintosh." Bologna looked
at Grimaldi, and then at the public-house, and then at the man in the
fustian jacket; but he was far too much engaged in contemplating with
evident satisfaction the diminutive dwelling they were approaching,
to regard the surprise of his companions. "Yes," he said, "that
house contains the best of wines, ales, beds, tobacco, stabling,
skittle-grounds, and every other luxury."
"I beg your pardon," interposed Bologna, who was evidently mortified,
while Grimaldi had a strong and almost irresistible inclination to
laugh, "but I thought you were not connected with business at all?"
"No more I am," said Mackintosh, with a wink; "the business belongs to
mother!"
Bologna looked inexpressibly annoyed, and Grimaldi laughed outright, at
which Mr. Mackintosh seemed rather pleased than otherwise, taking it to
all appearance quite complimentary.
"Yes," he said, "I may be said to be a gentleman at large, for I do
nothing but ride about in my carriage here," pointing to the tax-cart,
"or stroll out with my gun or my fishing-rod. Mother's quite a woman
of business; but as I am an only child, I suppose I shall have to look
after it myself some day or other."
He remained silent a moment, and then said, touching Bologna smartly
with his whip, "I suppose, old fellow, you didn't think you were coming
to a public-house--eh?"
"Indeed I did not," was the sulky reply.
"Ah! I thought you'd be surprised," said Mackintosh, with a hearty
laugh. "I never let my London friends know who or what I am, except
they're very particular friends, like you and Joe, for instance. I just
lead them to guess I'm a great man, and there I leave 'em. What does
it matter what other idea strangers have about one?--But here we are,
so get out of your gig; and rest assured you shall have as hearty a
welcome as you'll ever get at a nobleman's house."
There was something hearty and pleasant in the man's manner, despite
his coarseness; so, finding that Bologna was not inclined to speak,
Grimaldi said something civil himself; which was extremely well
received by their host, who shook his hand warmly, and led them into
the house, where, being introduced to Mrs. Mackintosh by her son, as
particular friends of his, they were received with great hospitality,
and shortly afterwards sat down in the little bar to a capital plain
dinner, which, in conjunction with some sparkling ale, rather tended to
soothe the wounded spirit of Bologna.
After dinner they walked about the neighbourhood, which was all very
pleasant, and returning to supper, were treated with great hospitality.
On retiring to rest, Bologna acknowledged that "matters might have been
worse," but before pronouncing a final opinion, prudently waited to
ascertain how the preserves would turn out. On the following day they
divided their time pretty equally between eating, drinking, chatting
with the chance customers of the house, their host and his mother, and,
though last, not least, preparing their guns for the havoc which they
purposed making the next morning in the preserves of Mr. Mackintosh,
of which preserves he still continued to speak in terms of the highest
praise.
Accordingly, they met at the breakfast-table a full hour earlier than
on the previous day, and having despatched a hearty meal, sallied
forth, accompanied by Mr. Mackintosh, who declined carrying a gun,
and contented himself with showing the way. Having walked some little
distance, they came to a stile, which they climbed over, and after
traversing a plot of pasture-land arrived at a gate, beyond which was a
field of fine buckwheat. Here the guide called a halt.
"Wait a minute!--wait a minute!" cried he; "you are not so much
accustomed to sporting as I."
They stopped. He advanced to the gate, looked over, and hastily
returned.
"Now's the time!" he said eagerly; "there's lots of birds in that
field!" They crept very cautiously onwards: but when they reached the
gate and saw beyond it, were amazed to discern nothing but an immense
quantity of pigeons feeding in the field.
"_There's_ a covey!" said Mackintosh, admiringly.
"A covey!" exclaimed Grimaldi. "Where? I see nothing but pigeons."
"Nothing but pigeons!" exclaimed Mackintosh, contemptuously. "What did
you expect to find? Nothing but pigeons!--Well!"
"I expected to find pheasants and partridges," answered both sportsmen
together. Bologna, upon whom the sulks were again beginning to fall,
gave a grunt of disapprobation; but Mackintosh either was, or pretended
to be, greatly surprised.
"Pheasants and partridges!" he exclaimed, with a ludicrous expression
of amazement. "Oh dear, quite out of the question! I invited you
down here to shoot birds--and pigeons are birds; and there are the
pigeons--shoot away, if you like. I have performed my part of the
agreement. Pheasants and partridges!" he repeated: "most extraordinary!"
"The fellow's a humbug!" whispered Bologna; "kill as many of his
pigeons as you can."
With this understanding, Bologna fired at random into the nearest
cluster of pigeons, and Grimaldi fired upon them as they rose
frightened from the ground. The slaughter was very great: they picked
up twenty in that field, five in the one beyond, and saw besides
several fall which they could not find. This great success, and the
agreeable employment of picking up the birds, restored their equanimity
of temper, and all went well for some time, until Mackintosh said
inquiringly,
"I think you have them all now?"
"I suppose we have," replied Bologna; "at least, all except those which
we saw fall among the trees yonder."
"Those you will not be able to get," said Mackintosh.
"Very good; such being the case, we have 'em all," returned Bologna.
"Very well," said Mackintosh, quietly; "and now, if you will take my
advice, you will cut away at once."
"Cut away!" said Bologna.
"Cut away!" exclaimed Grimaldi.
"Cut away is the word!" repeated Mr. Mackintosh.
"And why, pray?" asked Bologna.
"Why?" said Mr. Mackintosh. "Isn't the reason obvious?--Because you've
killed the pigeons."
"But what has our killing these pigeons to do with cutting away?"
[Illustration: George Cruikshank
_Mr. Mackintosh's covey._]
"Bless us!" cried Mackintosh, "you are not very bright to-day! Don't
you see that when the squire comes to hear of it, he'll be very
angry. Now, what can be plainer, if he is very angry, as I know he will
be, then if you are here, he'll put you in prison? Don't you 'stand
that. No, no: what I say is, cut away at once, and don't stop for him
to catch you."
"Pooh!" said Bologna, with a contemptuous air, "I see you know nothing
of the law. There's not a squire in all England who has power to put us
in prison, merely because we have killed your pigeons, although we may
not have taken out certificates."
"_My_ pigeons!" exclaimed Mackintosh. "Lord help you! they're none o'
mine!--they belong to the squire, and very fond of them he is, and
precious savage he'll be when he finds out how you have been peppering
them. So there I come back again to what I set out with. If you two
lads will take my advice, now you've got your pigeons, you'll cut away
with them."
The remarkable disclosure contained in this little speech fairly
overwhelmed them; they stared at each other in stupid surprise, which
shortly gave way first to anger and then to fear. They were greatly
awed at contemplating the risk which they had incurred of being "sent
to prison;" and after a few words of angry remonstrance addressed to
Mr. Mackintosh, which that gentleman heard with a degree of composure
and philosophy quite curious to behold, they concluded that they had
better act upon his advice, and "cut away" at once.
They lost no time in returning to the inn; and here, while they were
engaged in packing up the "birds," the singular host got a nice
luncheon ready, of which they did not fail to partake, and then
mounting their gig, they bade farewell to him and his mother, the
former of whom at parting appeared so much delighted, and vented so
many knowing winks, that for very life they could not help laughing
outright.
On the following morning, Bologna and Grimaldi encountered each other
by chance in Covent Garden. Grimaldi had been to Drury Lane to see if
he were wanted, and Bologna had been into the Strand, in which, during
the winter months, when he was not engaged at any theatre, he had an
exhibition. They laughed heartily at meeting, as the recollection
of the day previous, and its adventures came upon them, and finally
adjourned to the Garrick's Head, in Bow-street, to have a glass of
sherry and a biscuit, and once more talk the matter over. The house
was then kept by a man of the name of Spencer, who had formerly been
harlequin at Drury Lane, but who, having left the profession, had
turned Boniface instead. He was standing at the door when they arrived,
and all three being upon intimate terms, was invited to join in a glass
of wine; to this he readily assented, and they adjourned to his private
room, where the Kentish adventures were related, to his great amusement
and pleasure.
"By the by, though," he said, when the merriment was pretty well over,
"I wish you had happened to mention to me that you wanted a few days'
shooting, for I could have procured that for you with the greatest
ease. I was born at Hayes, and all my relatives live in Kent; besides,
I know pretty well every gamekeeper in the county;--in fact, when in
town they invariably come to this house, and would have been delighted
to have obliged any friend of mine."
"Ah!" said Bologna, "and in that case we should have had birds to shoot
at, and not pigeons."
Here Mr. Spencer indulged in a laugh which was interrupted by the
entrance of a young man, who, though unknown to Bologna and Grimaldi,
appeared well acquainted with the landlord, who, after shaking him
warmly by the hand and bidding him be seated, said, "But, Joseph, what
has brought you so suddenly to town?"
"Oh, drat it!" exclaimed the new-comer, "very disagreeable business
indeed. There were two vagabonds down in our parts yesterday from
London, and they killed and stole fifty or sixty of master's pigeons.
I've come up here to find them out and apprehend them: I've got a
constable drinking in the tap."
This information rather flustered them, and Bologna turned as pale
as death; but the host, after indulging in two winks, and one fit of
reflection, quietly said,
"Well, but Joseph, how can you find them out, think you? London's a
large place, Joseph."
"Why, I'll tell you," replied the gamekeeper, for such, as they
afterwards discovered, he was. "I found out, that the rascals had been
staying at Mrs. Mackintosh's house, and were friends of her son; so
I went to him last night and asked him where the fellows were. 'Oh,'
says he, 'I know what you've come about: they've cut away with them
pigeons!' 'Yes,' says I; 'and unless you tell me where they've cut
away to, I shall make you answerable.' 'Oh,' says he again, 'I know
nothing about 'em; they're no friends of mine,' he says, 'they're only
play-actors: one's a Clown and t' other's a Harlequin at one of the
London theatres.' And this was all I could get from him; so up I came
this morning, and knowing that you were acquainted with theatrical
people, I thought I'd come and ask you which of the Clowns and which of
the Harlequins it was most likely to be."
"Is the squire very angry?" asked Spencer.
"Oh, very," responded Joseph, with a shake of the head: "he's
determined to pursue them to the very extremity of the law."
Upon hearing this, Grimaldi was much troubled in mind; not that he
thought Spencer was a man likely to betray his friends, but fearing
that by some inadvertence he might disclose what he felt certain
his will would prompt him to conceal. As to Bologna, his agitation
alone was sufficient to announce the real state of the fact; for, in
addition to a ghastly paleness which overspread his face, he trembled
so much, that in an attempt to convey some wine to his lips, he
deposited it upon his knees and left it there, staring all the while at
the gamekeeper with a most crest-fallen visage.
"There's one thing the squire appears to have forgotten," said Spencer,
"and that is simply this--that before he can pursue these fellows to
the extremity of the law, he has got to find them."
"True," answered Joseph; "and unless you assist me, I'm afraid I
sha'n't be able to do that. I suppose, now, there are a good many
Clowns and Harlequins in London,--eh?"
"A great many," replied Spencer. "I am one, for instance."
"Oh!" smiled the gamekeeper, "but it isn't you."
"That's true," said the host, composedly. "But I'll tell you what; it
is two particular friends of mine, though, who did it!"
Joseph exclaimed, "Indeed!" and Bologna gave Grimaldi a look which
clearly evidenced his conviction, firstly, that it was all up, and
secondly, that it was impossible to "cut away."
"Friends of yours--hey?" said Joseph, ruminating. "Then I expect you
wont assist me in finding them out?"
"Not a bit of it," answered Spencer, "so you may go and look among the
Harlequins and Clowns yourself, and Heaven help you! for the jokes they
will play and the tricks they will serve you will be enough to wear
your heart out."
Joseph looked greatly mortified at this compassionate speech, and,
after a moment's pause, stammered out something about "that being Mr.
Spencer's friends, it made a great difference."
"I'll tell you what it is, Joseph," said the landlord; "say no more
about this affair, and my two friends will pay a reasonable sum for the
pigeons, and stand a rump-steak dinner and a bottle of wine this very
day. What say you?"
Joseph's countenance brightened up. "Oh!" said he, "as to the pigeons,
of course, I could manage. If the gentlemen are friends of yours,
consider the matter settled,--I'll talk the squire over about the
matter. And as to the steak and wine, why I don't mind partaking of
them; and, in return, they shall come down into Kent some day next
week, and _I'll_ give them a morning's shooting."
"Then," said Spencer, rising formally, "these are the gentlemen.
Gentlemen, this is Mr. Joseph Clarke."
All was satisfactorily settled: the rump-steak and wine were ordered,
duly eaten and drunk, and they spent the afternoon together very
jovially, accepting Mr. Clarke's invitation for another "day's
shooting" with great alacrity;--nor did they omit keeping the
appointment; but, on the day fixed, went once more into Kent, when,
under the able guidance of their new acquaintance, they succeeded in
killing and bagging four share and five brace of pheasants in less than
two hours.
They returned to town without seeing anything more of their friend Mr.
Mackintosh, but being upon the very best terms with Mr. Joseph Clarke,
who--but for his really keeping his word and giving them a day's
sport--might be not unreasonably suspected of having been in league
with the landlord to use the sportsmen for their joint amusement, and
to extract a good dinner from them besides.
At Drury Lane no novelty was brought out until the holidays. John
Kemble had left the theatre on the termination of the previous season,
and had become a proprietor of the other house, by purchasing the share
in the establishment which had previously belonged to Mr. W. Lewis. He
became acting manager at once; Mr. Wroughton succeeding to his (Mr.
Kemble's) old situation at Drury Lane.
In January, 1805, they brought out at Drury a most miserable specimen
of a pantomime called "Harlequin's Fireside," which, contrary to the
expectations of the company, ran till the following Easter, and was
received, to their great amazement, with considerable applause. Mr.
T. Dibdin, to whom Grimaldi expressed his surprise at its reception,
admitted the poverty of the piece, and observed that the abilities of
the actors had alone occasioned its success. Grimaldi says it was very
kind of him to say so, and thinks that perhaps it might be. It is by no
means improbable, for similar results are not unfrequent now-a-days.
Sadler's Wells re-opened, as usual, at Easter, 1805: Grimaldi and
Bologna were again engaged, and the season was a very profitable one.
When "Harlequin's Fireside" had ceased running, he did not play at
Drury above half a dozen times during the rest of the season. The
theatre closed in June, and re-opened again on the 21st of September,
the performances being "Othello" and "Lodoiska," in which latter piece
Grimaldi, his wife, and mother, all appeared.
On the conclusion of the night's amusements, he had an interview
with the acting manager, which, although at first both pleasing
and profitable, led in less than six weeks to his departure from
the theatre at which he had originally appeared, and in which
he had constantly played, with all possible success, for nearly
four-and-twenty years.
FOOTNOTES:
[34] Pietro Bologna made his first appearance at Sadler's Wells on
Easter Monday, April, 1786, when the bill announced--"New Comic
and Entertaining Performances on the Slack Wire, by Signor Pietro
Bologna; being his first appearance in this kingdom. Rope-dancing by
the Little Devil, Mr. Casamire, and Madame La Romaine, being also her
first appearance in this kingdom. Clown to the Rope, by Signor Pietro
Bologna." Miss Romanzini, afterwards the distinguished ballad vocalist,
Mrs. Bland, appeared also on the same evening. On July 13, 1789, the
bills announced performances on the Tight Rope by the Little Devil,
Master Bologna, and La Belle Espagnole. This was the first public
appearance of John Peter Bologna, professionally distinguished by the
appellation of "Jack Bologna."
In April, 1792, the performances on the opening of Sadler's Wells were
particularized by "Extraordinary Exhibitions of Postures and Feats of
Strength by Signor Bologna and his Children;" these were his sons,
John and Louis. Bologna and his family left the Wells at the close
of the season, 1794; and at Easter, 1795, the whole were employed
at Jones's Royal Circus. In the Pantomime of "The Magic Feast," in
September, Signor Bologna played Pantaloon; his son, John, afterwards
distinguished in the bills as Mr. Bologna, jun., played Harlequin; and
the Signor's wife, Mrs. Bologna, a fishwoman.
Jack Bologna returned to Sadler's Wells, after an absence of eight
years, on Easter Monday, April 19, 1802. He played Satani, in "The
Great Devil; or, The Robber of Genoa;" and for some years was Harlequin
to Joe's Clown, both at Covent Garden Theatre and Sadler's Wells, with
what reputation thousands even now can attest. Subsequently Joe and he
became allied: Bologna having married Louisa Maria Bristow, sister of
Grimaldi's second wife, Mary Bristow.