I tried the water the next morning, and found them still unsalty, and
paid mi bill, and left.
The landlord asked me, with tears in hiz eyes, what waz the matter, and
i whispered in hiz ear that the water lakt psalt.
He begged mi pardon, and offered tew fix sum for me.
I left Lake George with the firm convikshun that the water iz too fresh
tew be proffitable.
Sumthing was sed tew me about the scenery around Lake George being so
fine; but i didn't go for scenery, i went for water.
After spending eleven weeks ov pure, unspekeled happiness, i find miself
at hum agin, feeling like a birde, but a leetle water-soaked.
I shall start in a phew days for Utaw, and shall spend the winter thare,
and praktiss on the waters.
I am told that the waters at psalt lake are more substanshall tew drink
than enny others.