The water at Long Branch iz verry plenty, and will last for menny years
to cum, if they are saving ov it. They told me that the water at Long
Branch waz good for the fidgit, and the conipshun.
I think if the water waz strained, and the mineral got out ov it, i
might worry down sum ov it.
I took a jug ov the water home, and tried it on mi aunt, who haz a
fidgit once in a while, but she didn't hanker for it but once.
I sent a vial ov it tew our minister, and the next Sunday hiz text waz,
"if psalt has lost its saver, whare shall it be psalted."
While i waz at Long Branch i think thare waz more than a millyun ov
people cum and went, and i didn't hear one ov them find enny phalt with
the taste ov the water.
I shall go down thare next spring early, and stay thare till i learn how
tew like the water.
While at Long Branch i put up at the Continental hotel, which iz handy
to the water.
This hotel is 7 hundred feet long, and one hundred and sixty-five feet
thick, and the water iz lokated just about in front ov the middle ov the
hotel.
The landlord ov this hotel iz a very clever phellow, and told me he had
kept the house 5 years, and couldn't drink the water yet with mutch
suckcess.
His name iz W. H. Borrows, and i reckomend him to all who are in search
ov a landlord.