THE GAME OF YEWKER.

This ill-bred game ov kards is about 27 years old.

It was fust diskovered by the deck hands on a lake Erie steam Boat, and

handed down by them tew posterity in awl its juvenile beauty.

It is generally played by 4 persons and owes mutch ov its absorbingness

tew the fackt that yu kan talk, and drink, and chaw, and cheat while the

game is advancing.

I have seen it played on the Hudson River Railroad, in the smoking cars,

with more immaculate skill than ennywhare else.

If yu play thare, yu will often hold a hand that will astonish you,

quite often 4 queens and a 10 spot, which will inflame you to bate 7 or

8 dollars that it is a good hand tew play poker with; but you will be

more astonished when you see the other feller's hand, which invariably

consists ov 4 kings and a one spot.

Yewker is a mollatto game, and don't compare tew old sledge in majesty,

enny more than the game ov pin does to a square church raffle.

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