The _Stiff Man_ looks down, when he walks, upon folks. He don't seem tew
hav but one limber jinte in him, and that iz lokated in hiz noze.
He is a kind of maskuline turkey, on parade in a barn-yard.
He iz generally loaded with wisdum clear up tew the muzzell, and when he
goes oph, makes a noize like a cannon, but don't dew enny dammage.