The _Jealous Man_ iz alwus a-hunting.
He is alwus a-hunting for sumthing that he don't expeckt tew find, and
after he haz found it then he iz mad bekauze he haz.
Theze fellers don't beleaf in spooks, and yet they are about the only
folks who ever see enny. A jealous man iz alwus happy, jist in perposhun
az he iz mizerable.
Jelosy iz a disseaze, and it iz a good deal like sea sickness--dreadful
sick and kan't vomit.