I do really pitty the poor Interviewer; he works for hiz bread like enny
other skribbler, and for what i kno, hates the bizzness, but i am sad
when I say, that if he iz good at interviewing, he iz too impudent tew
be good for enny thing else.
Sum people luv tew be interviewed, and i must say, theze kind of pholks
never reach the dignity ov impudence; they are simply disgusting.
Yu kant git a journeyman Interviewer tew waste enny time on sutch stale
goods; he would az soon think of interviewing a last year's birds' nest,
or a kuntry gide-board.
Thare iz no kure for a reglar Interviewer; he thirsts for the game like
a fox hound on the trak; he livs upon plunder, and would rather be sent
up for 30 daze than to see hiz collum in the morning Gazzette without a
trophy.